Reposted by @elliotplaisance.bsky.socialelliotplaisance.bsky.social @elliotplaisance.bsky.social · 07/10/2026How many division championships does the Pope have 022
elliotplaisance.bsky.social @elliotplaisance.bsky.social · 23hNeed an encyclical on the redemptive value of sports-related suffering 010
elliotplaisance.bsky.social @elliotplaisance.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Idea for millenials: the Nine Books list but with animated gifs 000
elliotplaisance.bsky.social @elliotplaisance.bsky.social · 07/10/2026How many division championships does the Pope have 022
elliotplaisance.bsky.social @elliotplaisance.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The platform that made it a hard and fast rule never to show Jesus, the Guy they're trying to tell everyone about, as a vegetable? 000
elliotplaisance.bsky.social @elliotplaisance.bsky.social · 14/09/2026"Fulton Sheen, widely considered the country’s first televangelist," um 100
Reposted by @elliotplaisance.bsky.socialceej @ceej.online · 03/09/2026I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on 193218904413
elliotplaisance.bsky.social @elliotplaisance.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Post something random or you’ll have an awful September 010
Reposted by @elliotplaisance.bsky.socialJohn Herreid @herreidjohn.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Half of Catholic online stuff is clickbait about The Catholic Teaching Nobody Talks About and then you watch two minutes and find out it’s not Catholic teaching, it’s something Father Midwest Exorcist and Jimmy the Pipe and Pint guy made up five minutes ago on their podcast 4466
elliotplaisance.bsky.social @elliotplaisance.bsky.social · 25/08/2026*arms akimbo* Chicken or waffles 000
Reposted by @elliotplaisance.bsky.socialjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 11/08/2026the past: "dont pirate that software, it might put malware on your computer" now: "that software is good but the official version essentially comes bundled with malware so make sure to pirate it" 2841371126
elliotplaisance.bsky.social @elliotplaisance.bsky.social · 11/08/2026People really think this stuff is their creation 100
elliotplaisance.bsky.social @elliotplaisance.bsky.social · 30/07/2026It's really an advantage that the Pope has that international perspective. For instance, he was already familiar with Llamas from his previous assignments. 000
Reposted by @elliotplaisance.bsky.socialleemarvinoswald.bsky.social @leemarvinoswald.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Liam Neeson voice: "But I have promises to keep." Racks shotgun. "And miles to go before I sleep" (blast sounds effects) 0142
Reposted by @elliotplaisance.bsky.socialNew-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026This is just to say I have OCRed the text thet was in tne arch:ve and whicb yov were prabaldy seamhing for "breahtast" Fargme ms fheg mem debo:w5 sb ?mccf mmb 5c oc1b 7678522570
Reposted by @elliotplaisance.bsky.socialAlexander Williams @floatinginwaves.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Guy from that one scene in the Graduate talking to Telemachus “one word for you young man. Iron.“ 117522
Reposted by @elliotplaisance.bsky.social Irenic Bro @irenicbro.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Oracle at Delphi ass comment 1163
Reposted by @elliotplaisance.bsky.social⚸ Gingersnapped 🐺🌕🎃 @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians* 316254916964
elliotplaisance.bsky.social @elliotplaisance.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Esso Hands Are Not For Hitting 000
Reposted by @elliotplaisance.bsky.socialSharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 15/07/2026imo one major problem is Americans genuinely seem to think suburbia was a natural formation instead of a product of automobiles + mass consumptions + an unhealthy relationship with the land 1739463
elliotplaisance.bsky.social @elliotplaisance.bsky.social · 10/07/2026What was the building right next to Paradise that needed so much parking space? 000
elliotplaisance.bsky.social @elliotplaisance.bsky.social · 10/07/2026credit to Belgium for getting Arizona Iced Tea to design their uniforms 100
elliotplaisance.bsky.social @elliotplaisance.bsky.social · 08/07/2026*laughs uncontrollably* Everyone saying that they're doing a controlled, planned, measured, well-thought rollout of this kind of spending is lying.finance.yahoo.comExecs Confused and Horrified by the Huge AI Bills After Thinking They Could Replace Workers for Free"Many organizations are still building the capabilities required to forecast, monitor, and manage AI spending effectively." 100
Reposted by @elliotplaisance.bsky.socialDougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 06/07/2026haha, thats a great post. unfortunately you phrased it in a way that allowed me, a moron, to misunderstand it 145290932
Reposted by @elliotplaisance.bsky.socialFlat Pluto Coven @adhdgobl.in · 28/06/2026Mel Brooks has been around for 40% of the US's existence. 13280591396
elliotplaisance.bsky.social @elliotplaisance.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Water polo is so much closer to handball or even basketball than it is to polo, almost to the point of implying a horse or two drowned in the invention process 041
Reposted by @elliotplaisance.bsky.socialLouisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 23/06/2026I resent the video-fication of podcasting. That's just a TV show. Podcasts aren't supposed to be for hot people. They have everything else 703043448
Reposted by @elliotplaisance.bsky.socialJasper Fox @redfuchs.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Repost if you can hear this image blaring 11462952030
Reposted by @elliotplaisance.bsky.socialJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/06/2026tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber 240156852870
elliotplaisance.bsky.social @elliotplaisance.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Without downloading new pics, what is it like being married to you? 030
Reposted by @elliotplaisance.bsky.socialMallory Moore @sexabolition.blog · 08/06/2026Feeling like fucking around and using "irrational systems" everywhere I would usually use "AI/ML" to see how that works out in highlighting the way all of the benefits and negatives of these constructs are down stream from their ability to produce useful results without reason. 1358
Reposted by @elliotplaisance.bsky.socialFr. Stephen Vrazel @keytarcatholic.bsky.social · 25/05/2026I wonder how many people will read an ai summary of Magnifica Humanitas rather than the text itself? 33910
Reposted by @elliotplaisance.bsky.socialJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 11/05/2026unfortunately millennials are unable to credibly recommend any of our music or movies or anything else to younger generations. although we grew up with a lot of great stuff, we blew all our credibility by spending decades talking about space jam, a boring movie for babies 452539278
elliotplaisance.bsky.social @elliotplaisance.bsky.social · 09/05/2026But will the day come where it is ground into powder, mixed with water, and former worshippers made to drink it? 000
elliotplaisance.bsky.social @elliotplaisance.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Post your favorite movie from the year you turned 18 000
Reposted by @elliotplaisance.bsky.socialJohn Herreid @herreidjohn.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Bishop Barron right now 17111
elliotplaisance.bsky.social @elliotplaisance.bsky.social · 29/03/2026The problem with AI is that eventually you run out of other people's experience 000
elliotplaisance.bsky.social @elliotplaisance.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Share a green character for 🍀 or else the rest of the year you'll have terrible luck. 000
elliotplaisance.bsky.social @elliotplaisance.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Are the cards in his throttle hand or his steering wheel hand? 000
Reposted by @elliotplaisance.bsky.socialrattatatouille @rattatatouille.bsky.social · 12/03/2026The existence of updog implies the existence of downdog, charmdog, strangedog, bottomdog and topdog 241
elliotplaisance.bsky.social @elliotplaisance.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy 020
Reposted by @elliotplaisance.bsky.socialMerriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 21/02/2026Cleopatra lived closer in time to 'yeet' being in the dictionary than to the construction of the Great Pyramid of Giza. 271878463
