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Alexander Williams

@floatinginwaves.bsky.social
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Living in God’s own country and now trying this website as well. Same as handle as on Elon’s Twitter. Interested In news and comedy. He/him

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Lemon twist @wattnaught.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Alexander Williams @floatinginwaves.bsky.social · 6h
my therapist “ Liz Truss With sexual energy isn’t real. She can’t hurt you” Liz Truss with sexual energy
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 8h
"soy boy" is NOT an insult! "soy boy" is the name of the creation i carved from fermented bean curd and whom i am going to make real using the darkest of magics
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 8h
I have read many romance novels, because they were good novels, a quality largely orthogonal to the somewhat arbitrary conventions of genre.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 8h
many books are terrible and formulaic and could be replicated by AI, but there is no genre that is *inherently* terrible and formulaic and could be replicated by AI. there is terrible and formulaic 'literary' fiction.
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 8h
whenever anyone says "watching a genocide in realtime," i know that they're one of the people who made a virtue of watching the eqiuvalent of LiveLeak videos and boiled their entire brain
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Turing Police Andúnië Branch 🇺🇦🇱🇹🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @dov.bsky.social · 13h
Sudan must have the largest proportion of "oh and I guess also them" mentions of any ongoing atrocity.
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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 8h
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Mikhail Gorbaechev @mikhailgorbaechev.bsky.social · 12h
Separately, lotta people have not seemed to grasp why "But don't ALL lives matter?" is an offensive response.
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Mikhail Gorbaechev @mikhailgorbaechev.bsky.social · 13h
Lotta people defended this fucking guy to me in 2020 and all of you are suckers and losers.
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Mikhail Gorbaechev @mikhailgorbaechev.bsky.social · 11h
Fundamentally Jews being safe in NYC has *nothing inherently to do* with Palestine. Israel's genocide of Palestinians is a contributing factor to the rise in antisemitism, but that could end and there would still be antisemitic violence and harassment. Gotta disentangle them.
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Mikhail Gorbaechev @mikhailgorbaechev.bsky.social · 11h
And yeah, sometimes Jewish communal establishment organizations say "oh well if you really cared you'd stop criticizing Israel," they are wrong and you can tell them to fuck off. Doesn't lift the responsibility to actually protect Jews. People deserve safety even if their leaders are racist morons.
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Professa Murray @kalimurray.bsky.social · 9h
So racist, so racist.
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Alexander Williams @floatinginwaves.bsky.social · 10h
And so I awoke and beheld it was a dream
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Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 11h
Come for the headline, stay for the scores of people fact checking the illustration 
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Toby Buckle @polphilpod.bsky.social · 12h
i think two things can be true: 1. biden should've had red lines with israel* 2. the oft repeated notion that he could stop it all with a phone call was wildly out (& that was clear at the time)
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 12h
Thinking about a little while ago when I saw a tweet by someone who perceived frat boys like a certain kind of guy perceives the Mafia, i.e. they self-police their community and will beat you up if they think you're trying to rape someone
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Tarik Abou-Chadi @tabouchadi.bsky.social · 12h
He is not burning cash. He is investing money to shape political discourse and public opinion in line with his ideology and interests. And it's a successful strategy. Also, for a billionaire losing 10 million is like losing 1000 pounds for a middle class person.
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Jo Kibble (Political Animal) @politicanimal.bsky.social · 13h
We rightly give Home Office ministers a hard time here for many things, but in their defence, not one of them has ever ordered the Identity & Passport Service to mail out passports in envelopes that might as well be printed with the words ‘Important identity document enclosed: please steal’.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13h
Guy who’s ok with Ted the sentient Bostonian teddy bear having sex with people but only if they’re WOMEN and only if they’re MARRIED
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 17h
We keep telling them that everyone in the UK has eaten British Indian food even the smallest towns and they’re like “haha they’re not British” and they were calling this latest viral take “comedy genius”
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 14h
There's a way yesterday's failed attempt to frame up Jack Smith for perjury could've been covered as part of the same story — the deadly serious abuse of the DOJ by Republicans to ruin the lives of who they perceive as political opponents — but instead it was like "EMBARRASSING WHOOPSIE"
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 15h
leave aside the GOP, it also did not stop the political news media from covering the Hunter story as if it were a corrupt scandal rather than Biden bending over backwards to let a Republican fuck his son over.
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Alix Mortimer @alixmortimer.bsky.social · 16h
Bad news, journal article title-itis has jumped from academia to government
Fare play? Government's role in ticketing and pricing
Inquiry
The Transport Committee is exploring Government interventions in public transport fares, pricing and ticketing.
The inquiry will explore:
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Angri Bundel @anibundel.com · 29/09/2026
Muse Can See Everything
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Joel @snufkinlib.bsky.social · 17h
Friend request from Otto von Bismarck
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Joel @snufkinlib.bsky.social · 17h
Classic Freshers Fair situation where Armeniasoc and Azerbaijansoc are placed directly opposite each other
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Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 18h
I think we underrate that JCO came up in 20th century New York literary circles where everyone said five most devastating insults before breakfast and as one of the last one standing, her competition is guys who get sad if their chatbot isn't sufficiently nice to them.
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I Travel Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 18h
When you don’t understand what music really is
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Alexander Williams @floatinginwaves.bsky.social · 18h
West Virginia Republicans turning on ICE agents
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Starship Troopers: Carl Jenkins - It's Afraid
ALT: Starship Troopers: Carl Jenkins - It's Afraid
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 18h
In this Ohio diner, Hawkeye still means Alan Alda. But they do know this: Senator Eric Schmitt’s staffers looked about as nervous as Radar O’Reilly after yesterday‘s basketball gaffe.
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John Grindrod @grindrod.bsky.social · 20h
Truth about all 6 Music contemporary band names. 1. All bands to have banal uninflected 2 word names - Wedding Guest; Nit Nurse. 2. If a band is called something like Ladywoman it’s all male; if it’s called Penis, all female; if it has no vowels or phonetic spelling, queer.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18h
It is ironic that AI took off at the same time as Trump just because there's no shortage of screenshots like this floating around: USER: Can stupid thing happen? AI: No. Stupid thing cannot happen. That would be stupid. USER: Are you sure? Because it just happened. AI: Fuck.
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 19h
It must have been good, James has started talking like an advert for Skipton Building Society
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Zach @thesecretbarn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don't think CT SOS Stephanie Thomas has a bluesky account so I can tag her, but omg
CT SOS Thomas confirming she loves Dune
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 11/08/2026
mothermara on tumblr: "remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 02/09/2026
redstonedust on tumblr: "sometimes i see an out of context discourse post and im like "hm this really sounds like op is strawmanning a reasonable argument and making up a guy to be mad at." and then i check their blog for context and realise theyve spent the past 72 hours arguing with the human embodiments of the strawman. like damn nevermind im sorry for doubting you. you are fighting battles so cartoonishly evil i cant even fathom them as real. good luck out there."
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 02/09/2026
shark guy (@bigsharkguy) on twitter: "me: oh shit i hear sirens we better pull over

odysseus: fuck wait don't—"
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
its worth asking why posts like this — a purported leftist warning others not to trust elected left-wing politicians — consistently do so well on the site where racist Trump ally Elon Musk controls the algorithm that chooses what posts people see
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Calliope @calliope5431.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Still completely insane you can view the demise of the monoculture through the prism of "most-watched YouTube videos" (28 of the top 30 date to before 2019).
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𝔻𝕒𝕟 🏈🍻💀 @danmynrd.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
The average American's most watched show is 4 hours of uninterrupted short form videos on an ipad
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David Spurrett @doctorspurt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sometimes The Onion really hit one right out of the park.
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
right, exactly. i am adjacent to rationalists because i have worked alongside rationalists for a decade. some are very earnest EA monks who more or less give away the huge amount of money they make. some are neoreactionaries with essentially Satanic values. the monks and neoreactionaries get along.
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Alexander Williams @floatinginwaves.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is that attraction regardless of crisis type or attraction to crisis types both like and un alike the ones you are living through ? I can never remember
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Toby Buckle @polphilpod.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this is an intra-party debate we can win
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Alexander Williams @floatinginwaves.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The “gender isn’t a thing now” seems so ominous and odd. “Morally mandated out of existence“ vibes.
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Alexander Williams @floatinginwaves.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
These days…
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think a not too insignificant amount of Trump voters really did buy the whole “he will not start wars” schtick
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Techno Maus @mousedib.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My theory is that the raf base stuff is literally just diesel thefts, but that the US government accidentally divulged another completely unrelated top secret terrorist threat
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