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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 8h
This picture will always be iconic. RIP Margaret Hamilton who wrote the software that successfully guided NASA’s Apollo missions through the moon.
Margaret Hamilton with printed computer code in 1969. Credit: NASA/Alamy
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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 13h
Take care if you read this, the details of the rape and the aftermath are horrific.
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 13h
Going to use this video to teach normal distribution.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 17h
Jack from 30 Rock saying “that’s Republican, we count those”
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Adroitly Absurd @adroitlyabsurd.bsky.social · 18h
Yakko, Wakko, & Dot, the animaniacs, look on angrily
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Charm City Couillon @diabsoule.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Michael Scott: Nope. Don't Like That.
ALT: Michael Scott: Nope. Don't Like That.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 23h
FUCK YES. This is the energy, morality, and courage that I expect from leaders. Unbelievably brave.
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Luis Paez-Pumar @lpp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Queen Hayley
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Suspiciously Green Banana @elizzosaurusrex.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yesteryear was 50% pretty mid and 50% wtaf was that
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is the way.
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Let them watch us eat cake."
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Suspiciously Green Banana @elizzosaurusrex.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The first few days of wearing new glasses are headache city 🫠
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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 06/10/2026
Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through midnight on 10/7, enjoy free shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores.
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh brother.
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Suspiciously Green Banana @elizzosaurusrex.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If a new pandemic is coming, I'm taking deep unfiltered breaths in public this time bc my biggest regret is not dying from COVID the first time around
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In honor of engagement bait awareness month: what is the first piece of engagement bait you remember falling for?
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Part of why I don't like the AI-or-bust economy is the constant flopsweat of people on the news who say this HAS to work. Quit making everyone so anxious. Goddamn. If this is the next Google then why are you acting like this? I don't remember being told to buy an iPhone at gunpoint.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 04/10/2026
I can't get over the fact that he thinks daylight savings is bad because you have to climb up "high and dangerous steeples" to change the clocks. Like a fire engine full of cats has to go out and they climb the ladder like in a Richard Scarry drawing
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Grace @gracekind.net · 04/10/2026
Martin Luther speech bubble meme
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 04/10/2026
Stop putting off that thing you wanted to do
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I know this isn’t useful but it’s weird how “the president should be coherent” was a Very Important Thing just a few years ago and then suddenly wasn’t.
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 04/10/2026
So fucking glad we don't have to listen to Charlie Kirk's opinion on the Cornell story
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Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD @elizabethjacobs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I effing despise RFK Jr. I had a cancer caused by HPV that had a massive impact on my life. I would have loved to have a vaccine that could have prevented all of that and whatnot. Yet that fool has claimed that HPV vaccines themselves cause cancer and he’s making bank on that lie and others.
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Suspiciously Green Banana @elizzosaurusrex.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The hospitalist APP tonight is covering 130 patients ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY
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Daryl Sng @darylsng.com · 02/10/2026
Wow the Steelers don’t mess around with punishments
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› Sport › American Football >
Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers
immediately put down by Steelers coach after vulgar on-field tantrum
Aaron Rodgers threw his arms up and cursed at Mike McCarthy over a near-delayed play call before the Pittsburgh Steelers head coach answered with an expletive-filled insult on Prime Video

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By Rory Robinson US Sports
Journalist
21:25 ET, 01 Oct 2026 | Updated 07:39 ET, 02 Oct 2026
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Suspiciously Green Banana @elizzosaurusrex.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
HAIL TO PITT
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Suspiciously Green Banana @elizzosaurusrex.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There's so much riding on this Pitt game 1) my ex bf went to VT so I need them to win out of spite 2) this is the first time my PSU diehard brother has ever rooted for Pitt (it's only bc Franklin is at VT now)
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Every single newspaper that reported that Jane Doe “changed her story” should be rushing to publish retractions right now. This case should be a lesson in taking a DA’s victim-blaming statements at face value. Victims do not report to the police because they thought nothing happened to them.
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Kevin Essington @kevinessington.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Important thread for people who care about taking care of communities after hurricanes, floods, fires etc…
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Richmond Eustis @reustis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This ruling is going to be very bad, I fear.
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Suspiciously Green Banana @elizzosaurusrex.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fuck yes, Chloe 🥹 This is how you do it 🔥
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this is the funniest imaginable explanation for the Hawks/Hawkeyes mixup and I desperately hope it's true
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Please give these journalists their flowers.
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Claire Watkins @scoutripley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You’re the no 1 overall seed down like 20 points to the no 8 you know in your heart you’re going home and they’re doing the Ellie wave. Humiliating
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you have to understand that all ICE does is lie literally 100% of the time
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Meghan L. Hall @itsmeghanlhall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Olivia Miles is the 2026 WNBA Rookie of the Year. The award was unanimous. She received all 74 votes. Miles is the 6th unanimous ROY, joining Aliyah Boston, A'ja Wilson, Elena Delle Donne, Tina Charles and Candace Parker.
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
if you show me an AI video you are my enemy
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One of the Cornell students accused of gang rape, Scott Kretzschmar, denies it and says through his attorney that they are going to “confront” the survivor through the court system. I can already tell you that means victim-blaming, DARVO, and smears. She is going to need a lot more of our support.
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ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
abc you got me all wrong
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Suspiciously Green Banana @elizzosaurusrex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
FM radio is still playing all the future nostalgia singles. Superior format
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Suspiciously Green Banana @elizzosaurusrex.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One of my credit cards expires this month so if I can make it through the next 2 days without losing it, for the first time in my life I will have had a credit card actually expire before I lost it and had to replace it 🤣💀
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 27/09/2026
Punxsutawney Jill is sticking her head out a little early this cycle.
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Campus rape is really widespread; statistics suggest a significant percent of women who go to college will be raped there; feminism opened up a good conversation about it around 2012-13; it's weird when people treated Cornell like an isolated rather than dramatic example of a pervasive problem.
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Suspiciously Green Banana @elizzosaurusrex.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The moon has been overwhelmingly beautiful these past few nights 😍
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.
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Asher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don't mean what I'm about to say in a sappy way, but a fairly hard-nosed one: natural ecosystems are often remarkably good at recovering from serious local natural disasters *if they are given the chance.*
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is JD Vance-level comedic timing. A true master of the craft.
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