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Suspiciously Green Banana @elizzosaurusrex.bsky.social · 5h
You get stepped up then punch down even worse
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Suspiciously Green Banana @elizzosaurusrex.bsky.social · 5h
Probably also bc CTICU RNs act shitty too 😂
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Suspiciously Green Banana @elizzosaurusrex.bsky.social · 5h
I feel like they have a worse superiority complex than anyone else in the hospital. They get the advanced degree and the job and they act brand new
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Suspiciously Green Banana @elizzosaurusrex.bsky.social · 5h
I know it's not cool to dunk on your own profession but I actually haaaaate CT surgery NPs more than I hate CT surgeons somehow
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Suspiciously Green Banana @elizzosaurusrex.bsky.social · 8h
Is there professional thumb wrestling or something
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Suspiciously Green Banana @elizzosaurusrex.bsky.social · 8h
No but fr though 🤣💀
Baby in cookie jammies zoomed in on their hand showing giant baby thumb
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 12h
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15h
the funny thing about this of course is that "athenian democracy" was a cautionary tale to the framers, who saw it as unstable and prone to demagogues and tyrants like the one rubio works for
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Suspiciously Green Banana @elizzosaurusrex.bsky.social · 11h
Such a good pic 😻
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 11h
they've got nothingggggg
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Pizza Logs @shadesofoffside.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I have a pretty ancient (12 year old) dell laptop that I'm giving away. still works great, pretty robust specs- i7 3ghz processor, 16gb ram, 500gb hard drive. monitor hinges are a little flimsy so maybe better off as a desktop anyone interested? free to a good local home! #nolasky
pc specs of computer I'm giving away
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/10/2026
End Of Man’s Usefulness To Society Celebrated With Sheet Cake
End Of Man’s Usefulness To Society Celebrated With Sheet Cake
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 22h
Normal calm
@normal_now

Sometimes on campus you accidentally walk by a Business class and the professor is writing like "profit = revenue - costs" on the board and everyone is taking notes like it's actual school
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 08/10/2026
This picture will always be iconic. RIP Margaret Hamilton who wrote the software that successfully guided NASA’s Apollo missions through the moon.
Margaret Hamilton with printed computer code in 1969. Credit: NASA/Alamy
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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Take care if you read this, the details of the rape and the aftermath are horrific.
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Going to use this video to teach normal distribution.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Jack from 30 Rock saying “that’s Republican, we count those”
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Adroitly Absurd @adroitlyabsurd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yakko, Wakko, & Dot, the animaniacs, look on angrily
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Charm City Couillon @diabsoule.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Michael Scott: Nope. Don't Like That.
ALT: Michael Scott: Nope. Don't Like That.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
FUCK YES. This is the energy, morality, and courage that I expect from leaders. Unbelievably brave.
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Luis Paez-Pumar @lpp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Queen Hayley
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Suspiciously Green Banana @elizzosaurusrex.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
2/5
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Suspiciously Green Banana @elizzosaurusrex.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
At some point I gave up my old habit of reading the ending of books before I start them and now I will definitely be returning to this
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Suspiciously Green Banana @elizzosaurusrex.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Even though I sort of guessed what was coming based on the dialogue during the 'past' chapters, it was much more horrific than I could have anticipated
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Suspiciously Green Banana @elizzosaurusrex.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don't read thrillers bc I hate them and this one caught me off guard
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Suspiciously Green Banana @elizzosaurusrex.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yesteryear was 50% pretty mid and 50% wtaf was that
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is the way.
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Let them watch us eat cake."
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Suspiciously Green Banana @elizzosaurusrex.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's been 29 years since I had to start wearing them and it doesn't get easier
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Suspiciously Green Banana @elizzosaurusrex.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The first few days of wearing new glasses are headache city 🫠
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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 06/10/2026
Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through midnight on 10/7, enjoy free shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores.
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh brother.
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Suspiciously Green Banana @elizzosaurusrex.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Like looking back I have literally no idea why I was trying so badly to live
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Suspiciously Green Banana @elizzosaurusrex.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If a new pandemic is coming, I'm taking deep unfiltered breaths in public this time bc my biggest regret is not dying from COVID the first time around
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In honor of engagement bait awareness month: what is the first piece of engagement bait you remember falling for?
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Part of why I don't like the AI-or-bust economy is the constant flopsweat of people on the news who say this HAS to work. Quit making everyone so anxious. Goddamn. If this is the next Google then why are you acting like this? I don't remember being told to buy an iPhone at gunpoint.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 04/10/2026
I can't get over the fact that he thinks daylight savings is bad because you have to climb up "high and dangerous steeples" to change the clocks. Like a fire engine full of cats has to go out and they climb the ladder like in a Richard Scarry drawing
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Grace @gracekind.net · 04/10/2026
Martin Luther speech bubble meme
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 04/10/2026
Stop putting off that thing you wanted to do
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I know this isn’t useful but it’s weird how “the president should be coherent” was a Very Important Thing just a few years ago and then suddenly wasn’t.
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 04/10/2026
So fucking glad we don't have to listen to Charlie Kirk's opinion on the Cornell story
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Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD @elizabethjacobs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I effing despise RFK Jr. I had a cancer caused by HPV that had a massive impact on my life. I would have loved to have a vaccine that could have prevented all of that and whatnot. Yet that fool has claimed that HPV vaccines themselves cause cancer and he’s making bank on that lie and others.
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Suspiciously Green Banana @elizzosaurusrex.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You can't even get any semblance of a sign out on that many. I literally called the NP during a mucous plugging episode that could have escalated to a mucous plugging emergency and she was like I'm not familiar with this pt so can you SBAR me real quick
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Suspiciously Green Banana @elizzosaurusrex.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
These C suite profit maxers literally live with zero consequences while patients and staff live with very real and severe consequences from such unsafe staffing environments
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Suspiciously Green Banana @elizzosaurusrex.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I actually believe with my whole heart that more healthcare CEOs need to get got 🔪🔪🔪
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Suspiciously Green Banana @elizzosaurusrex.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What the actual fucking fuck
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Suspiciously Green Banana @elizzosaurusrex.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The hospitalist APP tonight is covering 130 patients ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY
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Daryl Sng @darylsng.com · 02/10/2026
Wow the Steelers don’t mess around with punishments
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› Sport › American Football >
Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers
immediately put down by Steelers coach after vulgar on-field tantrum
Aaron Rodgers threw his arms up and cursed at Mike McCarthy over a near-delayed play call before the Pittsburgh Steelers head coach answered with an expletive-filled insult on Prime Video

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By Rory Robinson US Sports
Journalist
21:25 ET, 01 Oct 2026 | Updated 07:39 ET, 02 Oct 2026
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Suspiciously Green Banana @elizzosaurusrex.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Then they did miss a kick that short and I've honestly never felt a rush of pure delight like that in my life
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Suspiciously Green Banana @elizzosaurusrex.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I was so close to despondency crying bc how do you miss a kick that short 🤣💀
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