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Elim Zarak

@elimzarak.bsky.social
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I mainly talk about toys. And bugs. And toy bugs. Abolish ICE. Fight the Empire. He/him

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 13h
human centipedes actually eat lots of bugs in your house so you shouldn't kill them no matter how much the front guy begs
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
1 like = 1 wizard who has betrayed me
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Every time cops or ICE or whatever have killed someone, that was a public state execution.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Lmao yes everyone got rich that's what it is that's what happened that's why the NYT is writing recipes that use Hamburger Helper because business is booming
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Elim Zarak @elimzarak.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Going to see Twin Temple in March
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Elim Zarak @elimzarak.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Odd that he doesn't pronounce it as "coin"
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Elim Zarak @elimzarak.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Selbulba was presented with the "Would you kill baby Hitler" question and made the right choice
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/10/2026
Troy Jackson: "The gentleman's name was Johan Sebastian Guerrero. He had a 3 year old daughter. The only mistake he made that morning was going to work. Because Sen. Collins is not willing to stand up to Donald Trump, he was murdered in the streets of Biddeford for doing nothing wrong."
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Hunter Felt @hunterfelt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/10/2026
This afternoon in Marble Hill, a New Yorker was shot by an ICE agent in a residential neighborhood. Early reports indicate agents surrounded him and a 5-year-old child in his car before firing multiple rounds. We believe the child was physically unharmed.

This is an unconscionable and incredibly serious situation. I have called the President; when we speak I will demand that he ends all ICE enforcement actions in our city. I will not stand by while ICE agents terrorize our communities.

Our thoughts are with the injured New Yorker and his family tonight. We are praying for his recovery.

Get ICE out of our neighborhoods. Get ICE out of our hospitals. Get ICE off our streets. Get ICE away from our children.

Abolish ICE.
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Elim Zarak @elimzarak.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Gonk droids are like walking radiators
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Anybody Canyon @anybodycanyon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Elim Zarak @elimzarak.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not only would I not Like Musk in this country, I'd like Vance to leave too
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Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Gas costs more than it ever has in my entire life and it is 100% because the president is a huge dumbass.
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Elim Zarak @elimzarak.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's like a velociraptor noticing you
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Elim Zarak @elimzarak.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This was my introduction to those two when I was like, eleven. I didn't realize at first they were real people
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Elim Zarak @elimzarak.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I would peel grapes for Wonder Woman as a full time job
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Elim Zarak @elimzarak.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh, George Lowe totally would have done that
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Elim Zarak @elimzarak.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Shorts and nearly knee high socks sure is a look
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Elim Zarak @elimzarak.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Aw man, I didn't know Trejo was involved in this. Boo
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Elim Zarak @elimzarak.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A giveaway to the dumpster
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Elim Zarak @elimzarak.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I was watching it thinking OK that's kinda weird but maybe this is going somewhere, then she opened the lid
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Elim Zarak @elimzarak.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nailed it, every one
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Elim Zarak @elimzarak.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Haunted puppet someone found in their attic
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Elim Zarak @elimzarak.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Came here for this
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Elim Zarak @elimzarak.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Frankly, it sucks up there
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Anybody Canyon @anybodycanyon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Elim Zarak @elimzarak.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I always forget she was married to him and always get mad when I remember
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Elim Zarak @elimzarak.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
As a long time Star Wars fan, I can confirm these are all real guys
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Anybody Canyon @anybodycanyon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Elim Zarak @elimzarak.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Attempting to pet the bobcat as it tears my throat out
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Elim Zarak @elimzarak.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"So how many candy bars do you need to sell to go on this trip?"
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Elim Zarak @elimzarak.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That's just a Muppet, Frank Oz is under the bed with a little TV screen so he can see what he's doing
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Elim Zarak @elimzarak.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I didn't hear about the Taco Bell dog being at his funeral
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Elim Zarak @elimzarak.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Do we make him look good? Maybe fit him in the coffin?" "Nah, just throw another hat in there, no one will notice"
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Anybody Canyon @anybodycanyon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Elim Zarak @elimzarak.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You're not supposed to look at the camera, man
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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Elim Zarak @elimzarak.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*crying yelling* Where were you when I needed you? WHERE WERE YOU!?
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Elim Zarak @elimzarak.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Uhhhh...
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Anybody Canyon @anybodycanyon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Elim Zarak @elimzarak.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I misread it at first and thought he broke his jaw from her sitting on his face and was like damn
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Anybody Canyon @anybodycanyon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Elim Zarak @elimzarak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pants style really lends itself to Danny DeVito
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Elim Zarak @elimzarak.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What kindah a loving God would allowa this
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Lis Power @lispower.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fox News is honing in on the enemy ... and it's ... Ms. Rachel?
Graphic showing "Ms. Rachel's controversial stances" 

which includes supporting Dem candidates, supporting Palestine, opposing ICE, and stating no one needs a billion dollars.
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Elim Zarak @elimzarak.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
With modern Hot Pocket technology, we don't even need the sleeve anymore
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Elim Zarak @elimzarak.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fubo Ultra got a Fortnite partnership?!
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Elim Zarak @elimzarak.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Seth MacFarlane really doesn't have enough animated shows about a family with a talking thing that shouldn't talk
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