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Elim Zarak

@elimzarak.bsky.social
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I mainly talk about toys. And bugs. And toy bugs. Abolish ICE. Fight the Empire. He/him

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Anybody Canyon @anybodycanyon.bsky.social · 22h
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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Anybody Canyon @anybodycanyon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Anybody Canyon @anybodycanyon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Lis Power @lispower.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fox News is honing in on the enemy ... and it's ... Ms. Rachel?
Graphic showing "Ms. Rachel's controversial stances" 

which includes supporting Dem candidates, supporting Palestine, opposing ICE, and stating no one needs a billion dollars.
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Elim Zarak @elimzarak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Watched The Elephant Man. Was curious where Lynch would be able to put squeeze his signature weirdness into a largely historical story and the answer is "wherever he can". Lots of scenes of large machinery clanging away in darkness, pipes belching smoke, overly elaborate ballet productions
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There is not an angle of this hideous pig where this sort of thing isn’t happening
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Anybody Canyon @anybodycanyon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Anybody Canyon @anybodycanyon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not your grandma’s pottery (unless your nan’s a badass, shoutout to badass nans) These and more available on my website www.roseschmits.com Worldwide shipping
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Anybody Canyon @anybodycanyon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Anybody Canyon @anybodycanyon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Elim Zarak @elimzarak.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I work in meat and was just talking to my boss last week about whether we would get any of Argentinian mystery beef and his response was "As long as it has the USDA Choice sticker on the box, we're good, right?"
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Anybody Canyon @anybodycanyon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Anybody Canyon @anybodycanyon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a classroom of young students are sitting at their desks. The teacher responds to a question from a crustacean sitting in the back row, “No… a Japanese spider crab can’t run for office.” Panel 2: the spider crab is hard at work, leafing through a pile of books in a dimly lit library. Panel 3: the spider crab stands proudly at a podium in front of a crowd; behind him is the American Flag. People in the crowd are excitedly cheering, video recording the crab on their phones, and holding a flag that reads: YES WE CRAB.
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Anybody Canyon @anybodycanyon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 20/09/2026
I would also like for my siblings that live differently, more loudly, more radically than I do to have the same freedoms and rights as I should have. I am not an exception or a model tranny for cohering in the ways I do. There is and should be no “correct” way to “deserve” rights as a trans person
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 20/09/2026
I would simply like to live my quiet little life as a trans woman and buy fruit and sing and walk my dog and wave to my neighbors and watch movies and use restrooms without being the subject of a culture “war” where both political parties agree I’m a disgusting freak who doesn’t deserve civil rights
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: two sharks are sitting in a cafe. A smaller shark holding a teacup says discreetly to the other, “okay, look at this couple behind you - but don’t make it obvious.” Panel 2: the other shark, a Great White shark, turns its gigantic head in the most obvious way possible to look across the room at some sharks chatting at another table.
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Anybody Canyon @anybodycanyon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Anybody Canyon @anybodycanyon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Anybody Canyon @anybodycanyon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 25/03/2024
WORF: Captain, an unidentified vessel is on an intercept course.
PICARD: Send a hail, Mr. Data.
DATA: Yes sir.
DATA:
DATA: Sir, the vessel has left us on read.
PICARD: Hail them again.
DATA: The vessel has turned off read receipts, Captain. However, our sensors indicate they are still communicating with other vessels.
WORF: Outrageous! Arm photon torpedoes!
PICARD: Belay that order.
WORF: But Captain! This is a great dishonor! We can clearly see them posting but they do not respond to our hails!
PICARD: They do not owe us the emotional labor of a response, Mr. Worf.
RIKER: Mr. Data, can you check if they've made any wideband subspace vagueposts since we hailed them?
DATA: There has been one vaguepost, sir, referring to a "rando" vessel that is "obsessed" with them.
PICARD: Arm photon torpedoes.
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 27/11/2023
Q: name two of your influences A:
Books & Drugs
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Anybody Canyon @anybodycanyon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Flayin’ the Flannel @flanneloccluded.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
CostcoN00b: “hey forum I just got my first 5 gallon of mayonnaise, what the first thing I should do with it?🤣 BulkLord336: “Macaroni salad for 300 ppl” Jim (Moderator): “you should read the FAQ” 🙄 Kirkland111: “remember it’s shelf stable till opened! happy mixing!” MayoHOARDER989: “HOARD IT”
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burn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
*suspicious lobster wife* where did you get that shrimp *still confused lobster* you're never gonna believe this
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Grimlockimus @grimlockimus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"Transformers AOTP: Prime Powered Starscream" Even with a relic of the Primes, and a new form making him the so called "Lord of Beasts", one thing stays the same. Starscream's bark remains worse than his bite. -Shockwave (Reposts appreciated as always! :D)
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Anybody Canyon @anybodycanyon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Anybody Canyon @anybodycanyon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Anybody Canyon @anybodycanyon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Elim Zarak @elimzarak.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Yeah go Rhea Seehorn!
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Every other headline now is "Huge liar who's financially motivated to lie says"
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Men used to have ROMANCE Men used to be SPONTANEOUS Men used to come home and surprise their wives with COORDINATED OUTFITS and say YOU HAVE TO PLAY THE DRUMS, WE ARE IN A BAND, we are called THE WHITE STIPES, you are now my SISTER
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Anybody Canyon @anybodycanyon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"The president is a stupid asshole" quickly became a trite observation but that's still the analysis that most accurately and succinctly explains almost everything that happens
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Anybody Canyon @anybodycanyon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Elim Zarak @elimzarak.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I know they'll fix it soon enough, but it's cool that a main requirement of the new No Man's Sky content is bugged so you can't complete it
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Anybody Canyon @anybodycanyon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
We started a trade war with these people because the president, who has some sort of degenerative brain disease with visible bruises on his hand's injection site that the press doesn't talk about, was bored.
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Anybody Canyon @anybodycanyon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Elim Zarak @elimzarak.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Just watched The Night of the Hunter. This is one I've been interested in for awhile as I've heard lots of good buzz about it and yeah, it's pretty good. Robert Mitchum as a wandering preacher/murderer wooing a widow whose husband robbed a bank and told only his young children where he hid the loot
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Elim Zarak @elimzarak.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Oddly, the best of the new weird Oreo flavors is chicken and waffles
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Holy freakin crap Lois my relationship with Ahmenia is deterioratin
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Anybody Canyon @anybodycanyon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Elim Zarak @elimzarak.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Yeah I did
A sticker of a hand drawn bear holding a sign that says "I voted" stuck to the lapel of a brightly colored Hawaiian shirt
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