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elias isquith

@eliasisquith.blog
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a guy with a poodle and a blog. philly sports fan. jew-ish. typeos are intentional. necessaryfictions.blog / letterboxd.com/eisquith

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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 28m
it's worth appreciating, briefly and then never again, how half-assed and lazy his arguments against the pope and obama are. they're shitposts, not arguments. this guy doesn't have arguments. he has money.
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 16h
i just dont think you really come back once youve hit the level where this meme is descriptive and not aspirational
a pic of trump asleep and the always sunny bros saying "i've had enough of this dude"
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 16h
the economy hasn't even gotten as bad as it's gonna get, even if it doesn't get as bad as people are worried it's about to get. still.
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 16h
calm.
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 20h
why a man who turns himself into a Lovecraftian fly-monster still comes off better than many of our actual tech visionaries.
Now, I could guess what you’re thinking.

I’m supposed to feel bad for some grandiose nerd who wants to upend the world without anyone asking?

A tough sell, granted, especially in this age.

But here’s how I think Brundle is different from our real-world mad geniuses, especially the ones who measure their wealth in the billions. Those guys dream of conquest; Brundle dreams of being like everyone else.
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 08/10/2026
happy thursday!
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 07/10/2026
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 07/10/2026
it's the same joke as this one except people under 40 seem especially bad at realizing it
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 07/10/2026
i don’t know enough to have an opinion on these things in general but i can tell you the absolute last thing the 86 stop on lex needs is more giant crowds of people who can’t get to the part of the station where they’re trying to go
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 06/10/2026
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 06/10/2026
at this point in a campaign you’re here
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 06/10/2026
they said this day would never come
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 06/10/2026
the letter in which she writes this is copyrighted but here's the key quote...
“You are quite right, I changed my mind and do no longer speak of “radical evil.” … It is indeed my opinion now that evil is never “radical,” that it is only extreme, and that it possesses neither depth nor any demonic dimension. It can overgrow and lay waste the whole world precisely because it spreads like a fungus on the surface. It is “thought-defying,” as I said, because thought tries to reach some depth, to go to the roots, and the moment it concerns itself with evil, it is frustrated because there is nothing. That is its “banality.” Only the good has depth that can be radical.
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 05/10/2026
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 05/10/2026
there's clearly a tail!!!11
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 05/10/2026
mike tomlin
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 05/10/2026
as a once-great artist said: my life is dope and i do dope shit
a sign outside a local bakery in chalk of david lynch and a slice of cherry pie and lynch has a speech bubble that says yes i really do love cherry pie
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 05/10/2026
here's the actual quote just fwiw www.politico.com/story/2013/0...
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 05/10/2026
this is such a cliché. super hacky.
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 05/10/2026
not just the civil war. this guy was a teacher.
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 05/10/2026
the scene where the bird-monsters converge on one of their own and tear it apart with their bird-hands totally wrecked me.
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 05/10/2026
i love how this is a normal line-up of headlines when it's a football day. what a normal sport this is.
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 04/10/2026
masterful gambit, sirs
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 04/10/2026
lol, lmao
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 03/10/2026
jeff goldbum from THE FLY standing next to one of his teleportation pods
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 01/10/2026
i understand why apple lyrics are like this but i do feel as if some of the intended poetry here is being obscured
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 01/10/2026
@grok is this real? is he seriously wearing a fucking fedora?
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 30/09/2026
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 30/09/2026
meet me at
a street sign says king stephen of hungary way
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 30/09/2026
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 30/09/2026
that rules and as an existentialist im going to count that as a W
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 29/09/2026
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 29/09/2026
sir,
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 29/09/2026
@grok is this true?
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 29/09/2026
calm goddammit!!!!!
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 29/09/2026
every time i think i get how brain-cooked british elites are im wrong
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