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[bane voice] brock purdy?

i feel like we're sort if in denial about most of the things hegseth says because they're so obviously calculated and absurdly over the top that it feels like being a sap to get too riled up but at the same time this stuff is all the official record and much of it sounds totally insane

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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 3h

youre right and you should say it even if it causes you to be overwhelmed by a swarm of high-t, lethal, muscle-bound, smooth-shaven and absolutely not drunk alpha males who want to shut you down for being woke and gay.

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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 3h

oh word? i thought people were saying he was good?

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Ben Leedom @benleedom.bsky.social · 3h

“hope I don’t get injured today working at the Sports Injury Factory”

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The Year of Glad @theyearofglad.bsky.social · 3h

He talked about the method he used to calculate how many public restrooms an area would need, so given that level of attention to detail, I have to think that if someone did, it’d score pretty well.

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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 3h

i love how this is a normal line-up of headlines when it's a football day. what a normal sport this is.

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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 4h

has someone written a piece assessing mike tomlin's minecraft empire from a public planning pov? because back when the internet was actually worth a damn that would've been done by now.

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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 4h

it's even worse because they JUST DID THIS with a dude who literally has the same name

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Robinson Meyer @robinsonmeyer.bsky.social · 4h

major democracies electing far-right populist governments

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Joe Uchill @joeuchill.bsky.social · 4h

Losing Texas would be alienating a ton of their donors - including Musk - and waving a white flag for 2028. Losing Texas would also be a great name for a Hallmark Channel romantic comedy. These things are not connected.

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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 4h

semiotics can be silly or just too much but it can be helpful in this case imo because there's texas and then there's the idea of texas and while the former has a history, not THAT distant, of electing Dems, the latter is almost categorically anti-mainline liberalism (Talarico is no Manchin).

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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 4h

yeah this would be like Dems cutting NY loose

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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 4h

[christopher walken voice] brock purdy

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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 5h

thank you so much for your hard work, may god and football bless you and your fantasy teams

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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 5h

they really got away with it tho. him especially.

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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 5h

i have sources saying no, it was bad actually. working hard to confirm.

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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 5h

@dennycarter.bsky.social hey so btw just to follow-up was what happened to the eagles today good? thanks ill hang up and listen to your answer.

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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 6h

how am I gonna explain to my therapist that 149,000 people on twitter want me dead

tweet that says “we need to go back in time and kill the wendys social media manager from 2017”

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Mathieu Carpentier @mathieucarpentier.bsky.social · 6h

Assuming there's a runoff – not entirely unlikely given the most recent results –, I don't see Lula winning given: - the rest of the field is mostly right wing - voting is mandatory in Brazil; so there is no potential voter pool Lula could use in the runoff.

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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 6h

yeah, but also - so far - this looks like a significant polling miss against lula's chances, so i understand why people are freaked out, even if it's still early and also just round 1.

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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 6h

i’m not saying this is good but i do think it’s worth remembering that it’ll likely be a runoff and we have recent examples of the non-fash electorate coalescing during the run off after getting spooked by the first round results.

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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 6h

lmao no clue dude

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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 6h

@gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social is driscoll a huge fan of that song about texas maybe? the one that the rolling stone writer got so mad at people for not knowing?

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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 6h

i wish i was like you: easily amused

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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 7h

masterful gambit, sirs

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Walter MOONdale @dabenner.bsky.social · 7h

FCC going to fund operations with the fines alone

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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 7h

oh man are eagles fans about to lose their shit (laudatory)

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Kygosi @kygosi.bsky.social · 7h

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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 7h

will confirm later but at first glance: no.

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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Not surprised "What if Asteroid City was charmless and hated people" is failing to be a barn burner at the box office.

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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 9h

My apologies to Mr. Chait, whose deftness with a scalpel is easy to miss

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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 9h

i feel quite confident that DC is to the left of a de facto nazi lol

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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 10h

imagine louis ck without ever once being even a little funny, basically.

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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 10h

they think if they keep saying weird shit in public without suffering financial consequences the rest of us will stop noticing that the weird shit they say is weird shit

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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 10h

i was talking about this the other night. a lot of american jews aren’t used to being blamed for the actions of the “mother country” and struggle to accept or realize that being blamed for the actions of the country associated with your ethnic bloc is a normal (nasty) part of the american experience

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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 11h

one of the exhausting things about modern antisemitism is antisemites insisting that perfectly normal behavior like diaspora nationalism is a sinister conspiracy, and then diaspora nationalists insisting that describing the same perfectly normal behvior is blood libel

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