noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 3hdo i think dfa'ing trea turner and eating the next 50 years of his contract is a good idea? no. could i make peace with it? yes. 000
noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 3hHas Bryce Harper ever taken a first pitch in his life? 000
noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 3hLosing a wildcard series because your bullpen blew a late lead in one game and your offense disappeared in another game... At least the Phillies are staying on brand 100
noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Putting your best reliever out there in the 7th was the right move and it just didn't work. The offense was not terrible especially with Sale. The Albies AB before Riley HR was big and even then Phils caught a break. Just not their day unfortunately which is weird to say about this infuriating team 000
noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Setting up new apple watch for the kid. Can't complete the pairing process until OS 27 update is applied which 2.2GB. Has to transfer to the watch over bluetooth because can't do wifi until the watch is paired. That means waiting 2+ hours to get the update. Steve Jobs would never allow this. 000
noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Didn't really have opinion on Jensen Huang. I had never heard him at length. I guess i'd say i was ambivalent-to-slight-positive just on vibes. But his Ezra Klein Show appearance has pegged the dial way over to the negative. Glad he decided to show his ass, but man his PR team made a bad decision. 000
noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Harder than i thought it would be, but i have to choose one i'm going with Across The Sea 000
noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 15/09/2026What strange, maddening roller coaster this season has been 000
Reposted by @noallusions.bsky.socialJohn Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 13/09/2025I can’t explain it but it came to me fully formed- Donald Trump and Tim Curry will die on the same day 372949632
Reposted by @noallusions.bsky.socialAdam Bonica @adambonica.bsky.social · 16/08/2026The fundraising texts you delete are working on someone. It’s infuriating and heartbreaking. An 85yo in Ohio gave more than double the value of his home. A 91yo in an Indianapolis senior facility gave 25K times. The DCCC/DSCC don’t just tolerate the spammers who exploit seniors. They take part.data4democracy.substack.comHook and SqueezeHow Democratic consultants, committees, and party leaders built a fundraising spam pipeline that funnels money from a captive pool of elderly donors into their own operations. 17745331583
noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 14/08/2026my god bryce and nola absolutely do not want anything to do with that corn 000
noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 29/07/2026i know i'm contributing to the problem here but i am sick of hearing about a few grocery stores in nyc 000
noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 24/07/2026People are dunking on this but leaning on expected value on a single event is dubious. I’d take the 50% chance but 50k wouldn’t significantly change my life. 120
Reposted by @noallusions.bsky.socialRob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 14/07/2026"Uh, hey dude, it's Bryce again. Sorry that you lost the rest of your money betting on me to win the Home Run Derby. I told you not to do that, I told you I might not actually even be in the Derby, I'm not even sure how you made that bet before I got in it. You gotta stop doing this." 014636
noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I donated to Talarico's campaign a couple of days ago and i have gotten, without exaggeration, 15 spam texts from various Democratic campaigns just today. Fucking ridiculous. 100
noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Sure would be nice to have an administration with any credibility 000
noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 15/05/2026I got a call from the CDC today asking me to take part in a survey about childhood vaccines. I told them I have nothing to say to the CDC until JFK jr and the Trump administration are gone. 000
noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Love it when my doctors office calls to ask if they can move my telehealth visit up 45 minutes earlier and then the doc is 20 minutes late 000
noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Sorry, but this Miami pitcher’s name is really Junk? 010
noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 30/04/2026well that was fun first hockey game in like 3 years to watch 010
noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Replaced the burners, the flavorizers, the grill plates, and some other... thing that sits near the bottom. This after replacing the ignitor last year. It's the Grill of Theseus. 000
noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 07/04/2026We don’t need to fire nukes from the moon. Just big rocks. 000
Reposted by @noallusions.bsky.socialRyan Moulton @moultano.bsky.social · 02/04/2026If "Moon Colonization" causes your "Colonization is bad" neuron to fire you are more of a stochastic parrot than GPT2. 531937
noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 02/04/2026man this is exactly correct right down to the music. i instantly felt like it was 5:30am and i was sitting in my living room folding up newspapers so i could out and deliver them. 000
noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 01/04/2026We scored that a double because we have no idea who to charge the error to 000
Reposted by @noallusions.bsky.socialSenator Dr. John Brown stan account, Esq., PhD, MD, JD, LCSW @johnbrownstan.bsky.social · 27/03/2026These sorts of responses come up every time we point out the shallowness of the protesters and idk what to say but if you're out there waving the Hamas flag and then are cowed into submission by the threat of expulsion, I don't think your heart was really in it bsky.app/profile/beth... 3584
noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 26/03/2026After it happens we need to wipe his name off of everything possible. 010
noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 26/03/2026“Share size”. Who are we kidding, m&m’s? 000
noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Love to have to go open my email and look for your special little one-time code every time i log into your app. Awesome experience! 000
noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 22/03/2026I made an old fashioned and the first sip was ehhhh but by the bottom of the glass it was delicious and I’ve made another. 000
noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 19/03/2026At a certain point (and i'm genuinely not sure where i draw the line), your pile of wealth becomes a weapon of mass destruction. 110
Reposted by @noallusions.bsky.socialHadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 16/03/2026europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of hormuz 696239216222
noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 13/03/2026no @nytimes.com i do not want a family subscription. I am begging you to stop putting a large banner ad for it at the bottom of the webpage periodically. 010
noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Slack has somehow managed to make the notifications tab even more incomprehensible. 000
noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 05/03/2026I suspect that Paradise is written by AI 000
noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 04/03/2026My favorite part of buying @phillies.com tickets is the absolute deluge of spam i get over the subsequent days, each requiring me to unsubscribe from a specific mailing list one by one. 000
noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Fellow parents: When you come pick up your kid from the play date, please for the love of god tell your kid to stop what the fuck they are doing, pack up their shit, and get going. Kids will say they need 5 minutes forever and I'll be standing in my foyer making smalltalk for 30 minutes. Madness! 100
Reposted by @noallusions.bsky.socialMoira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse. 336191532876
noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Please give telestrators to the Curling commentators! 000
Reposted by @noallusions.bsky.socialCooper River Indivisible @crindivisible.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social 599235548221
noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 10/02/2026these people are pathetic and we are going to crush them. just absolutely crush them to dust. softest little bitches in the universe. 011
