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C'est la Vi @eleanorviolet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The vampire milf wants a moth-themed dress and the store somehow doesn't stock gray velvet?!?

C'est la Vi @eleanorviolet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This game is ruining my life. What do you mean you want a dress that looks like a carrot? I need to go to bed! My family and friends haven't seen me in a week. I'm too busy adding plum piping to this funeral dress.

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Unironically the PNW mindset lol

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C'est la Vi @eleanorviolet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Bad take. This is the argument that has led to the current (bad) state of trans rights. When you say the bathroom bans harm cis people the response is "nuh uh" at best and "only the bad ones" at worst.

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

People get demoralized when transitioning when they discover that beyond the initial identification of "the problem," transitioning itself will not make you happy. What it provides is the POSSIBILITY for happiness by allowing you to more easily participate in romance, community and self-improvement

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C'est la Vi @eleanorviolet.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I made apple pie filling and stuffed it into gyoza wrappers on a whim today. They're good but it's pretty much the most waste of time possible. Wouldn't recommend.

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💀spooky eunuch™🕸️ @dommedeluise.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

DEL THE FUNKY HOMOSAPIEN: okay so i wrote a couple really cool verses for the debut single where im a ghost who lives in the drummers hat and controls him like ratatouille DAMON ALBARN: thats cool, check this out *casio keyboard beat* i aint happy, im feelin bad 🎵

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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Stop Drop and Roll is a young man’s game, just gonna let this play out

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026

great art articulates eternal truths

script of the end of Waiting for Godot which has been modified to read

ESTRAGON: Well, shall we log off?
VLADIMIR: Yes, let's log off.
[They do not log off]

CURTAIN

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C'est la Vi @eleanorviolet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Imagine going to 1965 and explaining that LBJ was the least evil a president would ever be again.

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

empty beer cans rustling as i emerge from my chrysalis a slightly rougher looking caterpillar

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C'est la Vi @eleanorviolet.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Feeling incredibly depressed but I have to keep going because I have tickets to Waiting for Godot next week. If nothing else it's thematically appropriate!

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 11/09/2026

sure, everything on earth sucks fucking shit but on the bright side at least i’m not mentally tough enough to handle any of it

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C'est la Vi @eleanorviolet.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

In my soul I know that Samus would be a beautiful He/Him lesbian

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

ACHENAR: My father's book r̴̢͓̹͎̰̈́̾̾r z̵̬̀ k̷̡̠̽ủ̴͈̪ͅt̸̺͛̇̊̈́͠ blue pages x̸̨͉͙̩͈̀͗̅̎̔ d̸͖̜̻͘͜ͅ s̷̲̊̂͝͠m̴̨͍̮̓i̵͙̼̯̯͆̌͜ Only blue pages. You j̸̞̠̱͕̝̐̋ m̷̫̝͊͆ͅe̶̮̿̈̀͌b̵̢̠̰̫̌͘͘͠u̸̬̭̣̹̐̽͘ will reveal i̴͓͑r̵̞͔̺͌ŗ̵̳͉̓̄͛̕gtion to b̴̡͚̩̩̹̎̀ö̴̢̨̬̠̗́͑̅͆͝blue pages ẅ̷͈̹̩͎͆͗̚k̷̛̪̣̍̊̇ḷ̷̤̞̐͐͂̿̕ es̵̙̞̞̓̊̿͘ p̸͖̞̖̔̔q̶̢̰̻̄h̵̡͍̩͎̼̔̉͊͛̌ Hold on d̶̬͚̗̰̯̋̓̐̈́̑ÿ̸͈͇̩́́͛ͅg̸̫͓̝̓̓a̸̢̛̬͉͆͗̚ someone at the y̷̯͚̖̘̳̔̏́̐l̵̮̻͝e̶̡̓̒̃ Occupied! Occupied!! x̶̛̖̖͍͙̌̀̽h̷̖̤̤̺͑̀̊̋̊e̵̛̻̜̭̓̄͋͌ ẗ̶͈̠̽̚͜á̶̟ Don't come in here! c̶̦̫̫͚͐̋͊ͅf̵̯̓͌̋͂̈q̸̖͍̤̎̈̀̆͝ å̷̼͇̖̘͜z̷̧͍͉̼͐ my GOD p̵̃́͗̔͗͜m̸̨̀̓̃ qḩ̴̛̹̼̜̟͆̉̐͑l̴̡͍̭̣̭̑͂f̸͕̪́ I was right in the middle of wipingx̶̱̅̈́͑͊j̷̛̱͇̗͎̈́ṅ̷͉͓͉͚͛͒̓̇ v̵̲̗͂̔̃͗ë̸̻̹̑ they saw EVERYTHING m̸̛͔͉̦̰͖̿̀̐v̴̫̥̱͎͍͑̓͒͝u̷̗͐̄̐̈́

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C'est la Vi @eleanorviolet.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Coyote vs Acme didn't CAUSE me to explain who Peter Lorre is to my bemused coworkers but it did retroactively justify the many times I've done that.

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Nu Pogodi! Enjoyer @lameposting.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

You, a rube: the gunslinger Me, has several criterion DVDs, a Mensa genius: el topo

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C'est la Vi @eleanorviolet.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I always get addition and subtraction confused. I mean, what's the difference?

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C'est la Vi @eleanorviolet.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

It's become increasingly clear to me that people have no idea what Death of the author is.

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C'est la Vi @eleanorviolet.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

The tiger balm rubbed into my muscles is a Structural Element

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C'est la Vi @eleanorviolet.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

My siblings are all so cool it's crazy

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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

TL:DR, in 2020, I got to ask Werner Herzog whether the story about him being forced to speak French to some child soldiers was true, and he gave me the most poetic, most Herzogian response I could ever have hoped for.

“Hello. Can you hear me?” asks a black screen on my laptop. I am using Zoom for the 4,000th time since the beginning of the pandemic and enjoying approximately the 4,000th technical glitch in the same time period. A few seconds later, Werner Herzog bursts into view, his familiar face framed by bookshelves and sliding drawers, which I long to believe contain a spear and the animatronic prostheses of a fully working Loch Ness Monster. For 20 minutes, I withstand the ego-shredding horror of a five-second delay in video communication, which leaves my every question stranded in total silence as if the stupidity has rendered him dumbstruck.

Feeling increasingly stupid myself, I bite the bullet. “Werner,” I ask, “were you really held at gunpoint and made to speak a few regrettable sentences in French?” Is the story you tell in the Incident at Loch Ness outtake real?
“No,” he says. “Look, I do speak those languages, sure. I mean, I do not speak Latin or ancient Greek because they are dead languages, but I can read them. It’s of minor importance; as always, there’s some layers, few facts, a few distortions. It’s inventive. I do have fundamental problems with speaking French because I am very Bavarian, and it’s a very different attitude to spoken language or discourse. Discourse is different from French. I did have to do with child soldiers in Honduras and Nicaragua for one film. I’m actually planning a project in Sierra Leone with child soldiers — completely staged, of course — but it concerns some U.N. troops and a small group of child soldiers who hold a checkpoint at a bridge. So, of course, child soldiers have always had a certain appeal to me because something deep comes across there.”

Perhaps sensing my dejection at his runaround answer and the end of our allotted time together on Zoom, Herzog launches into an unbroken paean to fakery’s favorable position over the so-called truth, citing the French Nobel Prize winner André Gide and William Shakespeare, two figures who’ve expressed a preference for feigning. “Only those who are deeply religious would tell you what the truth is,” he says at one point. “And they are obviously as wrong as it gets because the biggest of all fake news is religion.”
And what of this outtake, I ask. Is it not itself, for all the joy of its execution, merely fake news of the same order?
“I always quote Michelangelo as my key witness” he replies, “whose Pietà is in Rome. When you look at the statue, you see the dead body of Jesus in Mary’s lap. Jesus’ face is the tormented face of a 33-year-old man. And when you look at the face of his mother, she is 15. So my question is, Did Michelangelo try to cheat us? Did he try to give us fake news? Did he try to defraud us, lie to us? No. I think he made a clear statement.”

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Sword-Saint Vitus @armoredprincess.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Transfem sub fantasy: accounting for my nature as the lowliest worm, they have invented a new kind of prison world where I get v-coded to big dick butches Transfem domme fantasy: I receive $100 thousand dollars Transfem switch fantasy: For The Next 24 Hours It Is Legal To Judge Me On My Own Merits

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C'est la Vi @eleanorviolet.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Man these movies are crazy. Starts pretty normal but then you get the one where Sharpe has to fight a secret Aztec death cult or something. Way too much fun.

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Amy READ PINNED (cute) [weird] 🔞 @amyuncut.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Are Bidets "Woke"? They're Trying To Turn Heterosexual Men "Gay" By Introducing Them to Anal Pleasures

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C'est la Vi @eleanorviolet.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Finally got around to painting this beautiful boy

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vich @vichblen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

drinKING. smoKING. 💥💯💫💋

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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Milo Yiannopoulos deserves to stay here, as does everyone. Of course he does. Leopards eating his face, yeah yeah, but it is DEFCON 1 horrific that we're now doing lèse-majesté exile for Laura Loomer.

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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Sometimes I like to hop in my car and hit the highway during rush hour. Just throw an audiobook on, maybe a podcast. I've got nowhere to be. Just cruising around slower than the rest of traffic with the lowest cortisol levels the human body can survive having.

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C'est la Vi @eleanorviolet.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

An unfortunate thing about me is I'm always hearing a song that kicks ass and finding out it's math rock.

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Noah Caldwell-Gervais @noahgervais.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Like, I used to be able to just ignore everything and feel 'fine', but now that I know what it feels like to feel *good*, fine feels like shit. Now I have to actually practice work/life balance to feel in balance and healthy? That's bullshit!!!

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C'est la Vi @eleanorviolet.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Everything makes me think of her...

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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 19/08/2026

I think I'm just gonna skip Natalie Harp, tag me in for the next thing

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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

getting reminded that there's a Liar Game anime adaptation going on and once again hit with the feelings of "god Liar Game is so good" followed by "RIGHT UP UNTIL THE ENDING"

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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

undefeated since the ichiro statue broke its bat

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Bloody Disgusting @bloody-disgusting.com · 17/08/2026

Masaki Kobayashi‘s 1964 horror classic KWAIDAN is coming to theaters this Fall with a 4K restoration of the Director's Cut. The film spins four tales of the supernatural. "These haunting tales, adapted from Japanese folklore, are existentially frightening."

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