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Zoe Aldritch (she/her) 🏳️‍⚧️ An infinity crammed in a 14 stone sack. Entertainer (Streamer), Part Time QA Twitch.tv/EldritchZoe youtube.com/@EldritchZoeArchive discord.gg/ey9qjtPGPf Any opinions are not those of my employers, past, present, or future

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LGBTorment Nexus @pascalsmt.bsky.social · 23h
coverart is BACK baby
castlevania dawn of sorrow's terrible konami's best boxart
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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BadSpaceKing @badspaceking.itch.io · 16h
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Michael Clarke Duncan in Green Mile: I'm Tired, Boss
Alt: Michael Clarke Duncan in Green Mile: "I'm Tired, Boss."
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Bee, dog in the city @brodnork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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that one video game writer @deathmeetauthor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
another day in the layoff industry
My bad Canva edit of a tweet about feeding game studios to shareholders
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Sam King @samcking.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hope everyone has a Hussein
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GD (Mima Spooky Season) @mrgamerdude.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(I’m not from Brazil but please read this before the elections as it’s still important) From OP: Please keep your eyes on Brazil, especially if you're from the US. I do not like to post this kind of stuff but we are scared. #brazil #important #awareness #awarenesspost #eleições2026 #elections
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Bizabizow / Ty @bizabizow.bsky.social · 21h
Legendary algorithm pull
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Metin Seven, Moon Child's dad 🌝 @seven.eurosky.social · 21h
Variation upon the well-known XKCD cartoon showing all modern digital infrastructure as an unstable structure. In this variation, the sturcture is covered by a thick muddy sludge, indicated as AI slop.
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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✨Sky Heart✨(Art student Arc) @skyheartstreams.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Local goat dragon with an opinion here, *TAPS SIGN AGGRESSIVELY* Slop is meant to be derogatory and shouldn't be used casually, less you devalue its meaning when used against things like gen ai garbage. I absolutely detest "friendslop' Party games Coop games Etc You can call them anything else
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💖Ruby💖🏳️‍⚧️ @digibutter64.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"7 Ways to Make a Trans Girl Happy" social media post
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LoveThruPoke💜 [commissions closed] @lovethrupoke.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
*Boop Boop* #coyotevsacme #yuri #wlw
An illustration of the Roadrunner and Wile E. Coyote touching noses. They are lesbians of course.

They are both more anthropomorphic and wearing clothes.
Wile is wearing a spiked leather jacket, goggles, jeans and sneakers. All looking a bit raggedy. She is reading a book titled „how do I know if she’s hitting on me?“

Roadrunner is in a sporty running outfit.

The composition and pose is referenced from the Looney Tunes short „to beep or not to beep“
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EldritchZoe, changer of usernames @eldritchzoe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gals and Gamers, I have finally obtained the Funny Mii Ad-Lib game. Come join me, contribute Mii ideas, feed me horrible beans, the usual! www.twitch.tv/eldritchzoe
A thumbnail for "EldritchZoe streams Tomodachi Life Living the dream." Constructed of official game splash art with cxnabella's art of Zoe, a maskless brown haired and grey skinned human with spiral 'eyes', taking up a good chunk of the bottom right of the screen. It shosa an island from above covered in miis, with a big human hand picking up one.This image has been processed with Glaze and Nightshade and may have minor visual weirdness as a result.
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Pank 🦑 @littlepinksquid.gay · 29/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/litt... Time to dust this off again.
Twitch being the way it is right now,  I think its important to bring this up again. 

Some entertainers Depend on Twitch for their living, I'm one of them, and now more then ever its important to support the people who entertain you in efficient ways which minimize the amount that goes to Twitch.


I've been disincentivizing Twitch Subs for a few years now.
And incentivizing anything outside of the Twitch Eco-system like:
🔹Kofi Subs - I do $3, $5, and $10 (with a $5 Sub I see $4.70+)
🔹Merch - We make ALL of our own merch in our workshop
🔹Art - Artist need to eat. Art is work and has Value
🔹Patreon - I don't have one
The Split for your streamer is always going to be better!
The only thing I've suggested is Twitch Turbo,  Its the cost of 2 Subs,  it gets the viewer 100% Ad free viewing, the streamer still gets the Ad Revenue + a small bonus, assorted features like rewind, and if you watch enough Channels Twitch basically loses money on it. This allows Viewers to take all the money they save on Twitch Subs and put it in their streamers pockets in a far more efficient way.
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Angel Vice 🦾THE BEAST OF YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS ❤️‍🩹 @angelvicevt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Every time my chatters tell me what ad they got, I'm gonna go on a 15 minute unbroken rant about how much I hate that advertiser and buddy I got equal opportunity hating for EVERYONE. Twitch will not know peace.
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topaz 💎 @topaz.sex · 29/09/2026
conversing with yourself
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EldritchZoe, changer of usernames @eldritchzoe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Uuuuuuuurrrrrrggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Behold, Woku
Batman says "this is where I watched my parents die, Woku" 

And Woku replies "wealth inequality contributes to crime, batman"
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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
An oft-overlooked detail in Who Framed Roger Rabbit is that Roger Rabbit is great at sex.
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Ryan Vance @ryanvance.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Green Jinjo @green-jinjo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Help!
Jinjo is standing on a lit up podium in DOOM's E1M3.
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The Cuix (but Spooky) @thecuix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah see that’s the problem you tried to see the movie without purchasing the Day One Ultimate Edition, you can’t expect it to have all the movie in it
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door inadvertently depicts Peach as the quickest typist in the world. She is able to type up a 126-word email in exactly 3 seconds, making her 8 times faster than the current typing speed world record.
In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Peach sends multiple emails to Mario during the plot. Almost all of them take her exactly 3 seconds to type.
The length of the emails she types in 3 seconds varies from 54 words to the longest one seen below, at 126 words.
Peach: I'm OK
My Dearest Mario, I send this letter in the hope that it reaches you safely. I am being held against my will in some strange place. Though I do not know where I am, I remain unharmed and in relative comfort.
Those who have captured me seem to be after the map I sent to you earlier. They may be hoping to use it to find objects they call the "Crystal Stars." I do not know what they are planning, but I have a feeling it is not anything positive.
Mario, please collect these Crystal Stars before they do. You must! They are already aware that you have the map, so please be very careful.
And please... Don't worry about me.
-Princess Peach-
At the current world record typing speed of 319 words per minute, Peach should have been able to get about this far into the email.
In order to finish the email in three seconds, she needed to type with an a speed of 2520 words per minute, 7.9 times the world record.
While the quick typing is clearly merely a way to make the scene move along more quickly and should not be taken as accurate depiction of Peach's typing skills, it is still humorous to imagine the implications arising from it if taken at face value.
Source: analysis inspired by @nintendostuff.bsky.social
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ive evaluated ur post and it can be inferred your fucking mean
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EldritchZoe, changer of usernames @eldritchzoe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Popped to Cex, and (despite some frustrating customer service) I've managed to trade in some old games for Tomodachi Life! The downside is uh... I now have a battery-less PSP with no games. (You'd think the second hand store would just pay me less and buy a battery but apparently not!)
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nonspecifically red @unfixable.place · 27/09/2026
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Ben Paddon 🎃 @benpaddon.net · 28/09/2026
I was about to write a post about why overhang is better than underhang for toilet paper, but then I remembered that's what they want. If we're fighting about which way the toilet paper is hanging then we're not fighting about which combination of the Spice Girls are drift compatible.
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Anton ☾ ❦ ⟡ @antonarcana.gay · 25/11/2025
Brass and Leather
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Tal 🐇🕰️🃏 @talentlesshuman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Chubby Bunny Cherry Teto! 🍒🌸🐰
#fanart #drawing of #kasaneteto in a #playboy #bunnysuit and a #cherry theming

#talentlessart #teto #cherryteto
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Eniko Fox @enikofox.com · 27/09/2026
i posted an epiphany i had about why i hate AI so much on fedi and i wanna post it here but it won't fit and i don't wanna cut it down to size so fuckit i'm just posting a screenshot
Eniko Fox
@eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

OH. right! i get it now!

i get why AI is so depressing to me. because covid already shrunk my world to almost nothing, where almost all of my life revolves around socializing and watching videos on the internet (which is being ruined by AI) and creating creative works through coding (which is being ruined by AI), often using open source tools and libraries (which are being ruined by AI)

i already had so little and now even that is being rotted away before my eyes
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
language model programs have no conscious intent or ethical understanding and they never will. you can program them to say they do, but they fundamentally cannot
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is true. In 2016, I got into an argument with a gay man on a menswear forum. I've since made it my mission to make every man dress gay, thereby destroying his ability to tell who is actually gay and, ultimately, his chances of finding love. I built my social media following to achieve that goal
Someone on Twitter writes to me: "People should follow your advise if they want to look gay."
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Ian Danskin @innuendostudios.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
we live in a world where "humanity is rotten to the core" is a more tolerable idea than "capitalism is kinda busted" but what I love about "capitalism is kinda busted" is realizing every good thing that happens is in spite of capitalism because humans are that committed to doing good things
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𝖀nreal to𝖀rnement 2043 @ditzypie.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
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Mychal Threets @mychal3ts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ruby Bridges was 6-years-old when she stepped into the history books. Bravely accompanied by her mother, she was the first Black child to desegregate an all-white school in the South. It was not long ago… Today is her birthday. She is still with us. She is 72. Happy birthday, Ruby Bridges 💜
Young Ruby Bridges, photo in black and white Ruby Bridges today, photo in full color
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IggyMaid @iggymaid.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Give Twitch the numbers to show Amazon this was a mistake Opt out of AI training (even if you're just a viewer), Tag/title your streams to show you have opted out, Step down from partner/affiliate (If safe to do so) The bigger noise we make on this the better.
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✪ Gray Skies Ahead ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 26/09/2026
They are bound and determined to be non-consensual perverts by any means necessary
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Bruno J. Navarro @brunojnavarro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

FLOCK OFF
CEO of Flock Garrett Langley doesn't like his photo being shared publicly
NOTICE NEWS
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ETHAN HAWKE on why you shouldn’t have a favourite Beatle…
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
An old comic from 2021 about being an alien
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
gm
A picture of an anime lady holding a sign that reads "trans rights are not just for beautiful 'passable' trans women"
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Mary Rabbit @goshdarnrabbit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Verify this.
Wumpus (the Discord mascot) about to be executed by Shadow the Hedgehog with a gun.
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Bertoni @thebertoni.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
 Folha com cinco desenhos de uma mesma personagem que é uma coelha antropomórfica.
 Ela veste uma jaqueta de couro preta sobre um top também preto, calça jeans e botas de cano longo.
Os desenhos são variações de poses, contextos e expressões diferentes; numa ela está com os braços cruzados e parece zangada, em outra ela caminha sorrindo ou posa com uma mão na cintura, noutra ela esta numa pose mais dinâmica levando numa mão uma bolsa e apontando pra cima um revolver e numa ela esta sentada sobre um tronco, amarrada e amordaçada com um expressão de estranhamento e desafio.
O personagem renete a um arquétipo meio heroína/anti-heroína "badass", algo talvez entre detetive ou ladra e que é comumente vista nas mídia como histórias em quadrinhos e tv.
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Lolo De Puzlo! @lolodepuzlo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Finally, a Twitch feature I will only use for evil instead of good
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the future tech bros are dreaming of
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
Purple Guy panicking in a room full of flames. He screams “Oh God! I’m going to die!”

Panel 2:
Purple Guy is now on the phone (still surrounded by flames). He yells “Fire Service!! My house is burning down”

Panel 3:
Purple Guy (still burning to death) is now hollering “My address? Shit I don’t know! Lemme check my phone”

Panel 4:
Close up on Purple Guy’s phone screen. It reads: Emergency call detected. Pay £45.50 to view address.
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EldritchZoe, changer of usernames @eldritchzoe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me every time I have an opinion (I have anxiety)
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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 25/09/2026
There is no such thing as a black and white answer in this situation and you cannot tackle the subject to its full complexity without addressing the many underiving factors and circumstances
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MBIGUIT
This is my
nuance
shirt
ITS MORE
COMPLICATED
THAN THAT
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Princess Space Catt 💙 @spacecatt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
First they came for the trans people.. And I absolutely spoke the fuck out because the playbook was obvious
theguardian.com
NHS bodies in England impose two-year minimum wait for ADHD and autism assessments
Patient groups decry ‘scandalous’ delays as four integrated care boards take step due to soaring demand for diagnoses
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