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EldritchZoe, changer of usernames

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Zoe Aldritch (she/her) 🏳️‍⚧️ An infinity crammed in a 14 stone sack. Entertainer (Streamer), Part Time QA Twitch.tv/EldritchZoe youtube.com/@EldritchZoeArchive discord.gg/ey9qjtPGPf Any opinions are not those of my employers, past, present, or future

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EldritchZoe, changer of usernames @eldritchzoe.bsky.social · 11h
Oohmch ouch my bones (thank you)
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EldritchZoe, changer of usernames @eldritchzoe.bsky.social · 12h
Update: discharged from hospital with painkillers and a few cool new scars healing. I'm tempted to do a "I lived, bitch" stream but I think perhaps my polycule would murder me so that's only happening if I feel a LOT better this evening. Hope everyone has had less of a Time Hole than me this week.
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Weird Alex @jackalpants.bsky.social · 18h
Reminder that "biological sex" is not a thing that exists. It is a legal fiction in every place that refers to it. In the UK, in the equality act, it means "the sex that was written on your original birth certificate." Incidentally, it doesn't matter if that's due to a clerical error.
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‘We were horrified’: parents heartbroken as baby girl registered as male
Parents told Nottinghamshire registrar’s error on birth certificate cannot be changed
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Angus Main @angusmain.bsky.social · 19h
The maddening thing is that the BBC can, uniquely, offer the opposite of AI algorithmic recommendation. We can get that anywhere. It’s not what people want. What’s missing is expert, human, curation. Knowledgable people you trust *telling you* that something’s worth watching. That’s what the BBC has
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EldritchZoe, changer of usernames @eldritchzoe.bsky.social · 16h
*points* dinosaur friend
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Gay Breakfast @ Nekocon @gaybreakfast.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Happy #InternationalLesbianDay! Here’s a magic trick ✨
I have a magic trick to be both nonbinary and a lesbian. It’s called..”Because I say so!”  This is declared by a red tanuki wearing a rainbow hat, nonbinary bandana, and lesbian button on their vest.
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Nikki Morgen Comix @duknuk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Lammy the Yapper (commission)
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SPOOKYDEAD💀SKELETON @mluckas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
HEXPUNK - punk rock Hex Maniac (plus the return of punk gengar) #art #pokemon #halloween
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Rebecca McCarthy - Game Writing & Narrative🔜 MCM Comic Con @rebeccamwrites.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dressmaker is a masterpiece.
I made a Garfield Dress
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EldritchZoe, changer of usernames @eldritchzoe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They did a surgery on a Zoe (I lived, still in hotpital, I thought they would give me more painkillers)
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EldritchZoe, changer of usernames @eldritchzoe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Multiple sources are telling me not to fucking do this, so uh... Heavily unlikely stream is on tonight. May try to guest with friends but yeah
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Angelle of Death @cityofangelle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
*wakes up, opens Bluesky* *sees this* *closes Bluesky*
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Pyke Redrock @pykeredrock.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Gavin Newsom, who allowed this merger to go forward, was credibly alleged of interfering in the state’s lawsuit against Activision / Kotick for sexual discrimination—alleged interference for which his former Chief of Staff is now facing criminal charges over. Just putting that on the table.
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EldritchZoe, changer of usernames @eldritchzoe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ok so I'm awaiting Appendicitis surgery, I am very tired. I would like to do the stream later because it would be Very Funny, but I cannot guarantee this will be physically possible. Yaaaayyyy!
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panken @panken.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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EldritchZoe, changer of usernames @eldritchzoe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I am also at the level of sleep deprived where I can't turn my jokes off, a power known as "silly goober mode". Hopefully, the staff love me for it. My anxiety is locked in a box where I cannot consider the opposite.
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EldritchZoe, changer of usernames @eldritchzoe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ok so update; I had to go to a&e, where I waited all night because the NHS is underfunded and the talented and lovely folks who have been treating me (and not being transphobes!) had to also treat 100 additional people. This may affect the stream later but right now I'm full of painkillers so yay!
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EldritchZoe, changer of usernames @eldritchzoe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The worst fellow. I enjoy his whimsical face
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Butlerian Jihadist of House Dornick @shimminykricket.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
Harvard just dropped a study AI productivity in software engineering and it found the average increase in productivity from using Claude code is.....zero and for exactly the reasons you'd think fion.ac/jellyfish.pdf
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 07/10/2026
All of them have connections with Epstein.
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GRAAAAAH!!!!!! POKEY JUMPSCARE!!!!!!! @pokeyscrypt.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
a comic of a little girl hiding under a desk from a terminator. vriska has been added in. each character is labeled who they literally are, instead of using any form of metaphor.
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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 06/10/2026
no shortage of AI slop these days, but i think "the creators of dizzy are coming back to make a new game and it's AI slop" has me gobsmacked more than anything else. dizzy? fucking dizzy? you can't draw a fucking 8-bit egg on your own anymore? and you willingly admit this??
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EldritchZoe, changer of usernames @eldritchzoe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
OK, I'm calling it, I cannot focus on streaming myself while my body keeps distracting me. Gonna vibe with @aleshaofazureskies.bsky.social if y'all want something to watch www.twitch.tv/aleshaofazur...
twitch.tv
AleshaofAzureForest - Live on Twitch
SUBATHON DAY 5 || V-Pet Vtuber | Streaming dead by daylight.
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nessie @nessiemooo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i always feel guilty drawing homura looking cool and badass, she deserves to relax and be cute with her gf #madokamagica
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Nikki / Nikon 🔜 MFF @nik.dog · 04/10/2026
…but the hearts of men are easily corrupted.
Three panel image:
Isuldir holds the one ring
Elrond implores him to “Cast it into the fire. Destroy it!”
Isuldir, being a little bitch says “No.”
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EldritchZoe, changer of usernames @eldritchzoe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Update; I'm still not doing amazing, but I may still be able to stream after I obtained antibiotics way faster than I thought the NHS was capable of doing. Current plan; Tomodachi Life, lessened redeems, possibly more breaks than usual. Be kind to the Zoe, thank you for watching my streams
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EldritchZoe, changer of usernames @eldritchzoe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mood, honestly. My gender is closer to "Lesbian". Which is awkward when I'm romantically attracted to multiple genders. I'm a girl if you're cis, and if not then I'm Zoe.
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EldritchZoe, changer of usernames @eldritchzoe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Capitalism
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Kavdragun 🏳️‍🌈 🐉 @kavdragun.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hey it's Tyrannosaurus Rex Day ! Quick, get yourself a big & fierce T-Rex GF !
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Brady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this will be funny to like 3 people but I’m one of them and that’s all that matters
The poster for The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover, but it’s been edited to include And Knuckles at the end of the title, and Knuckles has been edited into the photo of the cast
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The Cabin in Pete Woods @thatpetewoods.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The reason people love the Ea-nāṣir story is less the vitriol and more the fact that we couldn’t be more culturally different from a 4000 years dead Sumerian but we can totally relate. It shows us that no matter our superficial differences people are just people.
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Lola Sebastian @lola.nebula.tv · 05/10/2026
I have a few thoughts. www.patreon.com/LolaSebastia...
patreon.com
What the fuck are we doing with Jacob Geller? | Lola Sebastian
On September 30, 2026, just days after the 2024 Cornell University rape controversy dominated the news cycle, it was substantiated that vide
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Sydney Bauer @sydney-bauer.com · 05/10/2026
You know trans women not getting jobs is just out of sheer bigotry because otherwise companies would be lining up to hire us at well below market rate as a cost saving move because I will take very little money to work a lot these days.
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it was smart of jacob geller to only post about what he did to his 50k followers on here instead of to his 1.5 million youtube subs or on his patreon. that way fewer people know about it and he limits the financial hit
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sad disco @fitivarka.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's okay for me to post it because I was just telling you that you can't post it. I'm not actually saying that I just letting you know you can't post that.
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Ayla @goobbue.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
erm
Manjimutt asking me "What fantasy monster do you think you could take, Mommy?" 

The options are: A goblin, a dragon, a yeti, or an alien.
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
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EldritchZoe, changer of usernames @eldritchzoe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thank you (though it's more of an antibiotics sorta sickness. Eh, I like soop)
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EldritchZoe, changer of usernames @eldritchzoe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's the Zoe Stream Warning; I'm sick. In possibly multiple ways! In a worst case, I may cancel tomorrow's stream. I'm hoping I can get healthy enough to manage Tomodachi Life but uh... I barely slept last night so it's very up in the air.
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˗ˏˋ quinn 🩷🤍🧡 ˎˊ˗ @quintuplecasts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
many such cases
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Mossforatu @dinolich.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
thinking about this post again
tumblr post by fabcreature that says "when gerard way sings “the broken, the beaten, and the damned” and when kermit the frog sings “the lovers, the dreamers, and me” they’re talking about the same people btw"
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I DON'T LIKE THE NEW ONES
its a box of girl scout cookies that says "NEW FLAVOR". The flavor is "the girls sell you a box of dirt by accident but you eat one anyway & all the girls laugh, even the real sad one with the little broken arm. So now you decide to come back every week & eat dirt to lift everybody's spirits but now doctor says you're sick from doing that and you say "but my career!!" & he gets mad and says "i don't see how eating dirt to make children laugh is a career, you don't even get paid" so now YOU get mad and say "the SMILES are the payment!!" & you punch the doctor in
the mouth & he died & now you can't go
back home because of the police are there"
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
this is the most video game villain coded shot I think I've ever seen irl
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
While Millennials and Gen Z blame each other for ruining society, the same monsters that have been ruining society since before we were all born are laughing their asses off. Generational divides are made up, and that’s fine until they’re weaponized to keep us fighting over complete bullshit.
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Koya @onceroyal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Something AI is responsible for that doesn't get enough talk: How, when it scrapes a website to illegally steal everything on it, it uses up a ton of its bandwidth allotment, crashing it or racking up massive fees for site owners.
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DCS 🔞 @darkchibishadow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
CSP being pressed to take even just /kissing/ off their asset store and FA being told that plus sized characters are considered adult should be a giant waving red flag to folks. Sex workers have /always/ been right to say these policies never stop with 1 type of content. They always wanna ban more.
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mcc @dryad.technology · 03/10/2026
Cisgender people, particularly in the UK, please read this growinguptransgender.com/2026/10/02/l...
growinguptransgender.com
Leaving the UK with a heavy heart
Today, as a family, we have booked our flights and our one-way ticket out of the UK. This has not felt like a choice. This feels like fleeing to protect ourselves. For the past 7 years we have look…
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Pank 🦑 @littlepinksquid.gay · 03/10/2026
🟥STAR WARS SATURDAY🟥 🟥LIVE🟥 Staring: @littlepinksquid.gay @aoguma.bsky.social @madameuniverse.bsky.social @badspaceking.itch.io, and ChaoticAwesomee TODAY WE PODRACE! (maybe) ▶️ www.twitch.tv/pankraru ◀️ #starwars #ttrpg #liveplay #fantasy #scifi #dungeonsanddragons
Star Wars Edge of the Empire Dark Mattters showing a Pink man with shaggy hair, a mado catboy a pink squid person a red devil woman, and a fem fatle mercenary
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