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Monday the King @elcorintio.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
@chaskeloide.bsky.social Pedro!
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
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Monday the King @elcorintio.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
In my country we have a song that says "And you'll see how they love a friend in Chile when he's a stranger". In this country? They try to send us to a gulag.
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naniwa fudanshi @ancient.fish · 14/05/2025
this is the best one imo
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Creighton ⚒️ @creightonote.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Please enjoy this stock photo the local CBS affiliate chose for a story about traffic this summer
Picture of the OJ Simpson car chase with the caption "millions expected to travel this Memorial day, breaking 20-year-old record"
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Monday the King @elcorintio.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Primera grabación de la ruptura entre dos placas tectónicas!
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Monday the King @elcorintio.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
I don't need to explain what happens in this house every day. You can see it for yourself. 🤣
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Jon Cryer @mrjoncryer.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Cocaine Bear sequel watch:
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Micah @rincewind.run · 08/05/2025
new pope! *crowd goes wild* American pope! *crowd boos* woke for an American! *crowd goes wild* bad on protecting abusive priests! *crowd boos* hates JD Vance! *crowd goes wild*
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Monday the King @elcorintio.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Una bandera chilena!
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Led By Donkeys @ledbydonkeys.org · 07/05/2025
TANK vs TESLA "We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again" - ⁠WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/05/2025
Katy Perry Teases New Single ‘Stop Making Fun Of Me’
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Katy Perry Teases New Single ‘Stop Making Fun Of Me’
MONTECITO, CA—Revealing to fans that the track was about an issue deeply important to her, singer-songwriter Katy Perry teased a new single Thursday by releasing a short clip of a song titled “Stop Ma...
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 30/04/2025
heres some pictures of guys working on the big eddie murphy head before taking it for a spin
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Monday the King @elcorintio.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. (“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
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two men and a woman are standing next to each other in front of mountains
ALT: two men and a woman are standing next to each other in front of mountains
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Monday the King @elcorintio.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Se me pegó una canción y ahora no me la puedo sacar de la cabeza.
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Monday the King @elcorintio.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
LO NECESITO
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Betsy Bauer @bauerpower.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Adobe deleting their first BlueSky post because they realize that the artist community pretty much universally hates them now is extremely funny
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Monday the King @elcorintio.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Funny thing I saw today was a a cybertruck with big letter at the back saying "Toyota". Way to throw your baby brand to trash just so you can feel a little goosebump doing a nazi Salute to appease your inerself.
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Eric Swalwell @ericswalwell.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
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Monday the King @elcorintio.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Se murió Shogun.
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Monday the King @elcorintio.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
This one hasn’t aged great
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
🤣
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 24/03/2025
I've never clicked something faster
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The Looney Tunes frog was based on a true story
The Looney Tunes frog was based on a true story
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David the Trifecta: Fatty, Beardo, Weirdo @coldwarhost.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
*chefs kiss*
Four panel Superman comic:
1) Superman walking down the street in Superman outfit
2) Superman sees a burning Tesla dealership
3) Superman runs to a phone booth to change
4) Clark Kent walks past the burning building, whistling and ignoring the fire
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Monday the King @elcorintio.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Isolated case number 2035.
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Rex Chapman @rexchapman.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Gary Oldman crying at farts being dubbed into some of his his movie roles. Farts are always funny…
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DiveDoc @divedoc.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
🤣
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Monday the King @elcorintio.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
@rob-sheridan.com we need your insights on this matter
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Natasha Joseph @tashjoeza.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Any excuse to share this, one of the greatest things ever put on the internet:
A tweet by Jason, longwall26, responding to a report that one in twelve men say they could win a point in a game of tennis against 23 time grand slam winner Serena Williams:

Confident in my ability to properly tennis I take the court. I smile at my opponent. Serena does not return the gesture. She'd be prettier if she did I think. She serves. The ball passes cleanly through my skull killing me instantly.
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Sergio Codespoti @codespoti.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Ad on the subway: Hate doesn't sell. Just ask Tesla
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Monday the King @elcorintio.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
the earthquake was like a truck moving fast from left to right.
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Dr. Jack Brown @drjackbrown.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Pretending to broker peace, but all the while
taking orders from Putin,
is a universe away from
negotiating a genuine peace treaty.

Who TF do you think you’re fooling?
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Breaking (ABC News): A Southwest Airlines plane landed safely at Chicago Midway International Airport after a close call with a business jet that "entered the runway without authorization," according to the FAA.
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 24/02/2025
Andor Season 2 (April 22, Disney+): First teaser trailer!! I sooooo can't wait (and as a bonus, two Star Wars ships never seen in live action!)
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Andor | Season 2 Trailer | Streaming April 22 on Disney+
YouTube video by Star Wars
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Please try to enjoy all the screenshots equally
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
This is still one of the best memes out there.
Meme
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Jasmine 🌌🔭 @astrojaz.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
i don’t think we realize just how MASSIVE things in space are
The iconic Carina Nebula image from JWST with a red square zooming into the orange region and showing the size of our solar system, including the Sun, Jupiter belt, Pluto, and Voyager 1 relative to that region of the nebula.
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Anton Gerashchenko @antongerashchenko.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
⚡️ The historic moment of Estonia leaving the Russian-fed power grid. On February 8, Lithuania, Latvia and Estonia left Russia and Belarus energy system. By the end of the day today, they will have joined the European grid.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/02/2025
NBC Producers Deny Using AI In New Series ‘Detective Fireman Lawyer Chicago Los Angeles Show’ theonion.com/nbc-pro...
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NBC Producers Deny Using AI In New Series ‘Detective Fireman Lawyer Chicago Los Angeles Show’
NEW YORK—Issuing a categorical denial of the accusations, NBC producers announced Thursday there was absolutely no usage of artificial intelligence in the new series Detective Fireman Lawyer Chicago Los Angeles Show. “At NBC, we are passionate about storytelling, and the truth is that machine learning isn’t capable of bringing to life vibrant characters like Jim Jack […]
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LunaLuvgood2020 @lunaluvgood2020.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Leon is upset people are calling Teslas Swasticars Hundreds were tagged with this sticker in London
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A in FL @ainflorida2024.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
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Astra Taylor @astra.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Protest at the Treasury in DC Tuesday 5PM. Pass it on.
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
The men carrying out Musk's coup are Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran. Make them famous. And, eventually, when possible, arrest them and charge them with multiple felonies. www.wired.com/story/elon-m...
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The Young, Inexperienced Engineers Aiding Elon Musk's Government Takeover
Engineers between 19 and 24, most linked to Musk’s companies, are playing a key role as he seizes control of federal infrastructure.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
The odds of being murdered in your own home by psychopathic waterfowl are low, but never zero.
A young yellow duck, covered in mud, stands on a hardwood floor and peers around the doorframe.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent. Opportunities are everywhere. Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
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Monday the King @elcorintio.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
This is the stuff we live for @kurt.estoesdantesco.com
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Monday the King @elcorintio.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Esto de la de inteligencia artificial se convirtió en ese chiste de Robin Hood diciendo "le robo a los ricos para darselo a los pobres". Cuando el pobre recibe el dinero y grita "soy rico". Robin Hood le quita todo el dinero y vuelve a decir "le robo a los ricos para darselo a los pobres"
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