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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
GMAN: (Naked except socks and an apron and holding a pan) Why. Hello there. Sleepy Head. Looks. Like my. Big. STRONG. Man. Had a. busy night. I made us eggs. Mr. Free. Man. [heh]
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Victxr Thembanyama 🗿 @chainsawmaam.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
You're telling me a Silksong dev waited a long time to come out?
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@ratlimit @ratlimit.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Trashy Knicks fan nicks Knicks can; gets canned, fined; Knicks can fine
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
the uk should be banning social media for middle aged people. look what a simple web forum called "mums net" did to those bog apes. their yakubian brains can't handle it
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
just got to the love shack, you wouldnt believe the size of the chrysler in the parking lot
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Shawn "Smith" Peirce @silversmith1.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
@chrislhayes.bsky.social ICYMI, a piece that reminded me of Twilight Of The Elites, for obvious reasons. "a world with universal basic income is more meritocratic than a world without one" www.scottsantens.com/the-angine-d...
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The Angine de Poitrine Argument for UBI
Why Angine de Poitrine's viral microtonal math rock KEXP session, Ireland's permanent basic income for artists, and Albert Einstein are three sides of the same human triangle Two guys in papier-mâc...
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."
I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

By A Horse

Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food.

I am thinking I would like to try cake.

Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape.

Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy.

Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much.

I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You  know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on."

Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
@JacquiDeevoy1 15h

A friend told me that hours after having the AZ jab, he was sitting at the dining table, when he suddenly projectile vomited pints of black blood. Over the next 4 days, he suffered bleeding from his rectum, had blood in his semen and came up in bruises all over his body.

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taking a break from vomiting and crapping pints of blood to jack off. oh no that's blood too
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
NGL, I'm captivated by these new shirts at temu
Jesus it better Tim know know him before's work drot in helllI I served my my my fou coutnry my childrry my futurey my fiverr grand grandpaI'm not porfect but Jesus thinks I'm thinks tie for
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 23/03/2026
guy commissioning a bust of himself: how will you determine the shipping charges me: weigh a head of you
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Dex Anderson @dexanderson.com · 20/03/2026
I tried to push back on a follower of mine defending using "zio," got accused of being one, and then blocked. So to make it absolutely clear: stop fucking saying that shit. "Zio" was coined by David Duke. The way in which so many of you have so easily slipped into this kind of antisemitism is BAD.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 17/03/2026
Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
It took me months, about 495 rides, recovering from a shattered right foot and hacking a folding scooter, but I finally own a Nintendo Switch 2 using points obtained from Citi Bike. Afterwards, it left me questioning the very nature of work. For @aftermath.site. aftermath.site/switch-2-cit...
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My Grueling Quest To Buy A Switch 2 By Riding Citi Bikes
After roughly 495 bike rides and interrupted by a broken foot, I have a Nintendo Switch 2 from riding Citi Bike points. Was that work?
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 05/12/2025
Despite the controversy, Horses is only shocking if you're unfamiliar with the history movies, theater, literature, or basically any art form that does not have stats. aftermath.site/horses-indie-g...
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Horses Is Tame
Horses, the indie game that is too scandalous for either Valve or Epic, is only beyond the pale if you're not familiar with any other art form.
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Jumanji (1995) is not technically a Jumanji. Jumanji (1995) investigates the aftermath of a Jumanji thirty years previously and is technically a Hellraiser
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 05/11/2025
not the lesson everyone will grab onto tonight but this proves soundcloud rappers are the future of electoral politics
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 28/10/2025
centrists will tell you to your face that we all need to abandon identity issues, and focus on kitchen table issues instead and yet when a leftist candidate runs a generational campaign based on kitchen table issues, it's the centrists weaponizing identity politics to smear the leftist.
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
i meet art spiegelman, author of Maus.

 “oh, hey Art Spiegelman” i say.

art spiegelman, drawn in his anthropomorphized mouse fashion, says “oy, twink boychik, ive finished a new book, a real gesamtkunswek about the war and my father i tell ya”

he hands me a copy of the complete Maus, “i call it 'Maus'” he says.

“oh wow, Art” i utter, stunned.

“the swastika is like... a literal nazi symbol...
i think i have to block you dude...”

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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
The New York Times: Hegseth Pushes Fresh Troop Readiness Agenda Military Dot Com: The Fuckin Army Wants to Kick Out Black Men
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New Army Shaving Policy Will Allow Soldiers with Skin Condition that Affects Mostly Black Men to Be Kicked Out
The Army is preparing to roll out a new policy that could lead to soldiers diagnosed with a chronic skin condition that causes painful razor bumps and scarring to be kicked out of the service -- an is...
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 25/06/2025
"Andrew Cuomo is visibly upset and people are crying"
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Angus Johnston @angus.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Someone on Twitter posted that they had run into Philip Glass at their lower Manhattan polling place, saying nice things about Mamdani. The campaign put this up as a quote-tweet within the hour.
Title card for Koyaanisqatsi, with the name of the movie superimposed on a long exposure of a complex highway intersection at night, except it's Zohraanisqatsi.
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Korvidae Games @korvidaegames.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Its Free RPG Day, and to celebrate, I've made LIFTS: Powered by Your ABpocalypse free for the day. LIFTS is the ttrpg for your muscles, replacing dice with exercise-based resolution across a series of seven mini-rpgs. #indie #RPG #freeRPGday #exercise tools.drivethrurpg.com/browse.php?d...
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
1 — ZOHRAN MAMDANI 2 — LANDER 3 — MYRIE 4 — A. ADAMS 5 — BLAKE DON’T RANK CUOMO. EARLY VOTING SATURDAY & SUNDAY. PRIMARY DAY TUESDAY. LFG.
a selfie of me outside my early voting place with an “i voted early” sticker
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
NEW — I wrote a guide to the upcoming NYC Democratic mayoral primary for both locals and outsiders to understand wtf is going on, including my recommended ranking order + other helpful resources. Read and share:
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How to rank the NYC Democratic mayoral primary candidates
The Handbasket's official recommendations and guide to the race.
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Fr. Robert Ballecer, SJ @padresj.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Corgis have an extremely low center of gravity and the density of a dead star. PERFECT for skateboarding! 😇
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 29/04/2025
A page from the 1993 Cowboy Town Strategy Guide
BE CAREFUL IN COWBOY TOWN! 
There are five major socioeconomic classes in Cowboy Town, each with their own strengths and weaknesses. Use this handy chart to help you keep track!
(A complicated mess of a chart with various arrows pointing between Cowboys, Horses, Samurais, Old-Timey Magicians, and Mars Monsters)
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holden m. accountable @noahs.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
BREAKING: the Trump administration has announced a new policy of “sakoku,” banning almost ALL foreign trade except for a small Dutch enclave; said to be looking at confiscating and destroying firearms to protect traditional samurai class
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ceej @ceej.online · 24/02/2025
ME: Our culture values experience, and so we apply the principles of gerontocracy to shepherd our society into the cosmos. It is my honor to introduce Earth’s champion: the Revered Elder Gregory. GALACTIC EMPEROR: Very cool. Greg’s first opponent will be Bloodchugger the Brutal from the planet Kill
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onion person @junlper.beer · 19/01/2025
donald trump gets in office and immediately does insane crimes or fucks over his constituency it’s insane
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Stephen Jacob Smith @stephenjacobsmith.com · 22/11/2024
The answer to every waste issue NYC is the same: city-owned, on-street containers, which residents bring things too directly. Everything else costs too much money and takes up too much space for a dense and expensive city
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 07/10/2024
the political dynamics of Hurricane Helene are wildly frustrating, but they are a great example of how fascist politics work. there is a real problem, and real solutions are available, but blame gets foisted onto vulnerable communities instead.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 22/08/2024
the folks at the convention are probably the most moderate, Dem-friendly activists in the coalition. if they just wanted to hurt Dems they could probably think of a strategy more effective than begging to speak at the DNC
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 30/04/2024
Hard to believe that the harsh crackdown on campus protesters only caused the protests to spread to other campuses and to become more aggressive in their tactics, just like every historian has been predicting for the past month.
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 10/01/2024
Summarising 2023 for you - 202 days were the highest temp on record for that day - That's 55% of the year - The records were broken by a margin that was itself record-breaking - We can slow down and then eventually stop this getting worse by eradicating fossil fuels ASAP - 2024 may be worse
a chart showing record days for 2023.
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Noah Shachtman @noahshachtman.bsky.social · 22/12/2023
Adams claims migrants are bankrupting NYC. Meanwhile, overtime for subway cops is up 3875% in one year. No, that's not a typo: 3875%. gothamist.com/news/nypd-ov...
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NYPD overtime pay in the subway went from $4 million to $155 million this year
Subway crime is down slightly. Fare evasion tickets and arrests are way up.
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 23/10/2023
Finally had a moment to read this piece. Almost all the people quoted in it are either friends, people I know, or friends of friends, people I respect tremendously. No real words to share, just deep pain and resonance.
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The Tangled Grief of Israel’s Anti-Occupation Activists
Israelis who advocate for Palestinian rights are simultaneously absorbing two streams of traumatic news: the brutality and extent of Hamas’s attacks and the bombardment and siege of Gaza.
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