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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 13h
And facing the prospect of doing it all over again. This must be pretty close to the actual Hell experience
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 19h
Exactly, I actually like how it looks but it just isn't a Jaguar. It fits right into the neo-Bauhaus thing that Audi's going for now
Audi Concept C
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 20h
Get out that damn orb son! Before you hurtchurself!
Pikachu orb,
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 21h
The Top Gear video shows that the interior is absolutely tiny. It seems to be more cramped than a Yaris
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 21h
It doesn't even have a frunk
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think it looks a lot better than the concept tbh
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'd rather have sex with a beautiful woman than play this shitty game
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Had a dream my new insane psychopath stalker GF called the Hardline cover guy to burglarize my home as a test of faith
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Cover yourself! Are you mad? Have you no decency?
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Burger King wipes the floor with Wendy's all day. Even before they changed the Whopper recently
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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's Autumn, or as I always say, "The Time Of The Beautifuls"
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They gave up the metal thing like five songs in. The rest of the album is just Corey Feldman but a little bit better. I'm disappointed, see me after class
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is the funniest shit I've ever heard in my life
[Verse 3: Bootsy Collins]

Whipping that field like I'm running bases (Uh, uh,

it's game time)

Slamming that rock home ain't no way (No way,

ilt's game time)

Ice on my base with a star ring (Oh, yeah, it's

game time)

I'm throwing every sport, yeah, everything (It's game time)

Touchdown dance, I'm doing my pose (Yeah, it's game time)

Swish on the court, that jumper froze (Hahaha,

it's game time)

[Instrumental Break]

[Bridge: Bootsy Collins]

Let me take you out to the ball game It's all about sports, yeah, for days Well, you know it's all in the game, Bobble, yeah

And we bringing that flame
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Look at these features man
Manou Gallo, Victor Wooten, Robert Trujillo, Billy Sheehan... Samuel L Jackson???? Etc.
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I saw this and absolutely had to listen to it. I'm a little scared. Wish me luck
Metal Health, a collaboration album with Bootsy Collins and Buckethead. 

The first track seems to be some sort of techno saxophone shred amalgamation. It's not as bad as it sounds actually. The rest of the album, let's see...
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Camo won't startle the mushrooms I presume
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Mark Cuban Taking Notes on Shark Tank
Alt: Mark Cuban Taking Notes on Shark Tank
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This made me emotional. The healing starts now
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
D.C. stands for Dyar Caves
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What if the wholesome pupper... WASN'T a good boy...
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Raise her sharp
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oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Take care. Wish I could.;sick, sniffly
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Done
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT YOU'RE UP AGAINST
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Owning a gun in a mischievous rabblerousing prankster sort of way
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I was thinking the same freaking thing!
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"If you cook three Golden Burgers I *might* just have some PTO for you"
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can you solve my bitchin' riddle?
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Great dream last night
Non lucid. Side scroller platformer combined with an RPG, set in the desert. Also it's about lesbians (named "the best yuri of all time" by players). And the love interest says "I absorb everything I love" at one point (the game ends where the only part of the desert that was healthy isn't anymore and the protag is dead)

But then we download mods to make all of the boxes explode and to turn the main character into Squidward and the sound effects into Pizza Tower
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Jenn Robbins Points at THIS
Alt: Jenn Robbins Points at THIS
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It wasn't even unpleasant or bad at all but I was just super bored and now I don't feel conscious
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Do you ever do something so boring that you feel weird for the rest of the day
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A spacious commuter for an affordable price? Splendid
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tweaking
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Looking typical today sir
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Bongo” Ballpoint pen, pencil, watercolor, acrylic paint, and a little colored pencil.

Our man is in trouble this time, reader. Art supplies are scattered around a painting of an abstract cityscape. On the canvas we see a man in a telephone booth making a frantic call to his cat, Bongo. In the foreground, an answering machine is taking his voicemail, [Leave a message at the beep] --- “Bongo, Daddy got stuck in the painting. Go get help, Bongo.” Bongo stands at the base of the easel looking at the phone. Her tail in the air and ears perked up. Whether she’ll be able to help is open to interpretation.

Artist’s note: One of my favorites from the Spooky Pants book. I was playing around with the idea of a painting coming to life (like that guy in Ghostbusters 2) and kind of fumbled my way into this version. I really draw a lot of corded phones. I won’t stop.
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To sin is to poop on God
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Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s very depressing that virtually no one in America will ever discover or create anything significant ever again. Only the children of billionaires will be able to pursue the arts and non-applied sciences. I can’t see why they’d bother.
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Dr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
no one has ever told me anything about the blossom kite shield in my entire life.
you tube thumbnail for dark souls 2 with a big quote "ignorance is strength" and the title is You Were Lied to about the Blossom Kite Shield | Dark Souls 2
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I need to listen to a new album every day
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nancy 9/28/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible New Hat” Part 1
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mr. Puff has unfortunately passed away
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I hear that Iran wants to make a deal
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
But she hasn't considered if they're wearing wolf suits. And if they're blue
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My 9 favorite multiplayer shooters
Battlefield Hardline 

Battlefield Hardline 

Battlefield Hardline 

Battlefield Hardline 

Battlefield Hardline 

Battlefield Hardline 

Call of Duty Advanced Warfare

Battlefield Hardline 

Battlefield Hardline
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I heard something beautiful scurry by
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This to me is BlueSkyism
Meme account shows a picture of two attractive woman and asks "Blonde or Goth girls?" But the reply they get is from someone called Bob the Minion and it reads "I don't even care. Honestly, my life is really bad right now. I started a Minion Parody page and moved to NYC or LA to try to get some work in the entertainment industry. and now I'm being chewed up and spit out. If you or anyone could help me out I'd really appreciate it."
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
John Smith is taking his polo shirt off, he's reaching for the sledgehammer,
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