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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
One single beer got me feeling like Questionably Sexy Skeletal Reaper Halloween Prop
reaper uno. Aka mereaper dos. Also methird reaper. this one's got a funny limp wrist pose at an angle away from the camera. she's literally me.
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thanks!
Facebook marketplace, todays picks

Naughty bits suck buddy

Charlie kirk patch usa flag

1992 Mitsubishi Expo

Helluva Boss Loona Vale(?)
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Exactly, I actually like how it looks but it just isn't a Jaguar. It fits right into the neo-Bauhaus thing that Audi's going for now
Audi Concept C
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Get out that damn orb son! Before you hurtchurself!
Pikachu orb,
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is the funniest shit I've ever heard in my life
[Verse 3: Bootsy Collins]

Whipping that field like I'm running bases (Uh, uh,

it's game time)

Slamming that rock home ain't no way (No way,

ilt's game time)

Ice on my base with a star ring (Oh, yeah, it's

game time)

I'm throwing every sport, yeah, everything (It's game time)

Touchdown dance, I'm doing my pose (Yeah, it's game time)

Swish on the court, that jumper froze (Hahaha,

it's game time)

[Instrumental Break]

[Bridge: Bootsy Collins]

Let me take you out to the ball game It's all about sports, yeah, for days Well, you know it's all in the game, Bobble, yeah

And we bringing that flame
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Look at these features man
Manou Gallo, Victor Wooten, Robert Trujillo, Billy Sheehan... Samuel L Jackson???? Etc.
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I saw this and absolutely had to listen to it. I'm a little scared. Wish me luck
Metal Health, a collaboration album with Bootsy Collins and Buckethead. 

The first track seems to be some sort of techno saxophone shred amalgamation. It's not as bad as it sounds actually. The rest of the album, let's see...
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT YOU'RE UP AGAINST
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Great dream last night
Non lucid. Side scroller platformer combined with an RPG, set in the desert. Also it's about lesbians (named "the best yuri of all time" by players). And the love interest says "I absorb everything I love" at one point (the game ends where the only part of the desert that was healthy isn't anymore and the protag is dead)

But then we download mods to make all of the boxes explode and to turn the main character into Squidward and the sound effects into Pizza Tower
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My 9 favorite multiplayer shooters
Battlefield Hardline 

Battlefield Hardline 

Battlefield Hardline 

Battlefield Hardline 

Battlefield Hardline 

Battlefield Hardline 

Call of Duty Advanced Warfare

Battlefield Hardline 

Battlefield Hardline
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Genuinely shocked that no one has said Michael Manring yet
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
this album kinda kicks ass, thank you lastfm
deep turtle there's a vomitsprinkler in my liverriver
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Subway sandwich of Thesues

"People at subway be like this sandwich sucks dude you made the sandwich", reconstructed from many previous edits to share the same meaning but in a cluttered mess
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Looks about right
What to expect if you encounter a wolf

Thumbnail: the wolf. He's there.
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
How I spelled Macaulay Culkin in my dream journal last night 😍
McKulikulken
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Every month I remember that this exists and I really want it only to forgot about it again
Buick Regal TourX (sick ass wagon, in red with bike as a hat)
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Fuck ass weevil
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Secretary bird looking very fancy
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
im a whale and even i think this is crasy
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Put that shit back!!
Archaeologists unveil skeletal remains believed to be ritual offering in Peru
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Look at this homonculus I just found
Unsettling wobbly AI profile picture on YouTube
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I be cooling bra idc bout nun
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
fish on couch. hello Young Thug, he bellows
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
???
Big Red
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
One of these of any generic brand, pretty strong especially for their size
USB C fan. It's kinda square and has a round power button, branding doesn't matter
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The vibe
Woman in a dress posing with her hand on a car that has been completely burnt down, though still in a, presumably her's, suburban driveway
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Enough of that
Muting "various fucking creatures are running amok in my beautiful sparkling domicile"
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Sad Wazowski
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Good tidings
Back to back White Pharaoh pull on the TL
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Obligatory
"I would Chris Benoit my entire family just for a chance at smelling her used panties"

Sexy pierced Jar Jar image
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Yamaha Morphous
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
And finally, we get badass,
ROCK N ROLL BASS SKELETON DEATH ANGELCRAZY FICKING SKULL FIREWORK FILLED WITH EVIL CURSED GOLD SHITMAXIMUM INSANITY PHONK JOKER GOING FUCKING BANANAS IN THE TWSTED IASYMLUM
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I actually like these desings, they look like old energy drinks
Solar storm: unleash the fireChain reactionMaximum velocity
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Balls 2: The Wall
Balls 2 The Wall
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
2 Cool
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Cool
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Look at these smoking hot babes !
Get Wrecked with AI generated cowgirls on it. It's that early AI too so they're all melty and terrifying
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Gang Bangers with Cilian Murphy on it
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Princess Something. Looks like a sex toy, supposed to be a sword
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
We are fucking under attack.
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I used to pray for times like this
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I have a proposal
The Big Greg. It is about five feet long and shoots darts the size of Coke cans at incredible speeds
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
The White House location from Fallout 3. It's a giant crater and nothing else of note
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
SpongeBob burps! video I got recommended from 17 years ago

Comments left by someone 3 and 4 years ago:

"Thomas: let's do it at the same time."

"Percy: okay."

"(THOMAS AND PERCY BELCH TOGETHER)"

Another user, separate from the previous comment thread: ". ✋ no"
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Official statement coming in live
Freak the fuck out and panic sell everything right now.

It's fucking over.

Warren Buffett
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I can see the vision
goatze arch goatze arch
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Raise her sharp @eggbag.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I'm getting the good stuff now
Video rec 1: don't eat the bean goo

Video rec 2: a melodic jazzy ethnic tour (guy on drums)
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