Effectua @effectua.bsky.social · 17/03/2026I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but the theory that the world's billionaires bought up much of the media in order to install and control our current moron-in-chief with the express purpose to line their pockets through war and various other nefarious activities, is no longer a conspiracy. Or a theory 011
Reposted by Effectua"Scream Man" Cam @malaiseforever.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Etsy packaging slips: thank you from the bottom of our heart for your purchase. We are a small family run dildo foundry out of Holyoke, AM and we take immense pride in our work. Every sale means the world to us. Here is a free coaster my partner Glyn knitted for you 172
Effectua @effectua.bsky.social · 07/03/2026I recently said to someone,"We're not compatible because the systems you admire are systems I've spent a lifetime fighting against." This now applies to the United States as a whole. It’s not about red or blue. It's not about Republican or Democrat. 020
Effectua @effectua.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Since Kristi Noem is taking a victory lap and celebrating all of her totally real and absolutely not made up accomplishments during her time with the Department of Homeland Security, let's add more to her list. I'll go first: 000
Effectua @effectua.bsky.social · 04/03/2026My brother's name was Frank His best friend's name was N'beans 000
Effectua @effectua.bsky.social · 04/03/2026If I owned a deserted island, I would stock it full of coconuts, sand, fresh fish, fruit, and those giant palm fronds you can use to make huts. 000
Effectua @effectua.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Venezuela Iran threatening Greenland and Cuba and now Ecuador Operation Epic Führer www.nytimes.com/2026/03/03/u...nytimes.comU.S. Opens Military Action in Ecuador Against ‘Terrorist Organizations’ 000
Reposted by EffectuaThe Blood on Satan's White Claw @malicew.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Mojojojo Siwa 0144
Effectua @effectua.bsky.social · 04/03/2026In the midst of the conflict, Dubai is using residents and influencers to control the narrative. 1101
Reposted by Effectua✨chipzel @chipzel.bsky.social · 01/02/2026you: [stressing for days to send the perfect single email] billionaires: hi, . w=en r we mee&ting to do iLlegiL stuff , . ? 153497868
Effectua @effectua.bsky.social · 07/11/2025This motherfucker will burn down the entire world trying to prove he is the most popular, well-liked kid in school. 120
Effectua @effectua.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Donald Trump's decorating style can only be described as Yakety Sax. 010
Effectua @effectua.bsky.social · 04/11/2025I'm so glad other people are young so I don't have to be. 010
Effectua @effectua.bsky.social · 30/10/2025My 20th wedding anniversary was yesterday, and between you and me, 3/10. Would not recommend. 000
Reposted by EffectuaThe Funk of 40,000 Years @hornbread.bsky.social · 12/09/2025what if you were "too old for this shit" ...but in space? 231
Effectua @effectua.bsky.social · 18/08/2025This MFer covered the entire White House in gold leaf. 020
Effectua @effectua.bsky.social · 18/08/2025Wondering if neurotypical people also find songs that itch their brain so well they listen to them on repeat for hours. 010
Reposted by EffectuaAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 17/08/2025I need you to understand that if you heard a song you liked in the 80s, you couldn’t Shazam it. You couldn’t Google the lyrics. You had to sing it to the guy at Tower Records. 1334234882381
Effectua @effectua.bsky.social · 11/08/2025We were somewhere around the bougainvillea on the edge of the lawn when the drugs began to take hold. 010
Reposted by EffectuaSonny Drysdale @sonnydrysdale.bsky.social · 11/08/2025Her gams were liquid celery stalks.Her lips drew me like a cheap cartoon. I realized she was her own sister, Myra, drifting soft in the lagoon. "Thought you'd get away with it, Angel?" Her tiny pearl pistol exploded like a ripe carrot into my onion."Mirepoix, baby," I said as I drifted into roux. 0137
Reposted by EffectuaBlather Wince Repeat @blatherwincerepeat.bsky.social · 02/08/2025We broke up. The number of stickers on her laptop was untenable. 45813
Reposted by Effectua"Scream Man" Cam @malaiseforever.bsky.social · 30/07/2025“The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'SAVE US!'...and I'll look down and whisper 'Keep Calm and Chive On.’” 081
Effectua @effectua.bsky.social · 29/07/2025This is every relationship I have ever had. I will not be discussing it further. 110
Reposted by EffectuaDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 22/07/2025And from your lips she drew a jalapeno 28514
Reposted by EffectuaBusiaco @busia.co · 04/01/2024Been there. Done that. Killed the Dark Champion. Snagged the treasure. Leveled up. Gained a point of intelligence. Portaled to town. Sold a bunch of junk. Slept at the inn. Got poisoned by the town demon after an exchange re: lodging costs. Lost several points of charisma from all the swelling. 0263
Effectua @effectua.bsky.social · 17/07/2025I think it's important to understand that some of us are really mentally ill and trying to figure out our shit live. 010
Effectua @effectua.bsky.social · 15/07/2025In fairness, all of us 2025 and we're trying not to pay attention. 000
Reposted by Effectuacomfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 14/07/2025I am here for you. -The Here For You Homie 4668
Reposted by EffectuaThe Funk of 40,000 Years @hornbread.bsky.social · 08/10/2024it's funny because it's bigger than a regular hat 0102
Effectua @effectua.bsky.social · 08/07/2025Of course I appreciate you, darling. You're like my beloved chimp assistant. 000
Effectua @effectua.bsky.social · 07/07/2025People generally like the concept of me, but not the execution 010
Reposted by Effectua"Scream Man" Cam @malaiseforever.bsky.social · 07/07/2025[watching The Lion King with a young person] so you see, Scar was serving cunt and learned the hard way about the pitfalls of ambitionmaxxing 2473
Effectua @effectua.bsky.social · 07/07/2025The moment 30 million Americans received healthcare vs the moment 17 million Americans lost theirs. #bigbeautifulbill #tiktok www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6JPEmmf/tiktok.comThe moment 30 million Americans received healthcare vs the moment 17 million Americans lost theirs. #bigbeautifulbill #house #senate #democrat #politics #fyp TikTok video by effectua 011
Effectua @effectua.bsky.social · 03/07/2025[me flirting] Come here, angular human. Let me swiftly glide my knuckle across your sharp jawline like I'm trying to light a match. *fffffffffffffffffffwt* 000
Effectua @effectua.bsky.social · 03/07/2025𝐴 𝑅𝑎𝑐𝑐𝑜𝑜𝑛 𝐴𝑡𝑒 𝑀𝑦 𝐹𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝐹𝑙𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑇𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑎𝑠, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑂𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝐴𝑠𝑠𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝐶ℎ𝑖𝑙𝑑𝑟𝑒𝑛'𝑠 𝑆𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑠 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑎 𝑀𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑎𝑛𝑒 𝐿𝑖𝑓𝑒 020
Reposted by EffectuaJ HELL P @jlp.systems · 29/06/2025Hey check out everything in the entire world if you get a chance 537284
