Arch-Michael @literallymike.bsky.social · 16/08/2025Besties.media.tenor.coma man in a vest is standing in front of a window with a statue in the background .ALT: a man in a vest is standing in front of a window with a statue in the background . 010
🏳️⚧️WiggleBiskit🏳️⚧️ @supersoftgock.bsky.social · 15/08/2025Imagine having a performance review from your boss as the acting king of the united states 010
patricklinnen.bsky.social @patricklinnen.bsky.social · 16/08/2025From a physical therapy standpoint, note that Trump needed to hold the hand rail (also when climbing) and Putin didn’t. That plus his weaving walk are not good signs 000
Mina Halloweena @klonniechron.bsky.social · 15/08/2025ugh standing there clapping like the game show host he is welcoming the next contestant on the Tariff is Right 0112
yappy b. yapperson @milfordthomas.bsky.social · 16/08/2025autistic behavioral analysis: you never walk up to the handshake point first, that’s a position of weakness 010
Bonnie @bonnie-in-pdx.bsky.social · 15/08/2025The second Perfect Strangers reference in 24 hours (any other Sunny fans here?). Incredible. 000
FeloniousBunk @feloniousbunk.bsky.social · 15/08/2025wait lmao hold up, the red carpet went right up to putin's steps, but stopped well short of trump's?? that's fucking incredible holy shit 1221
Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 15/08/2025Fucking network made them cut out the tongue kiss because it made audiences throw up and keep throwing up until they died. Trust your creatives! 051
Mellow Deb @mellowdeb.bsky.social · 15/08/2025He was treated like a movie star arriving for the Oscars. Wtaf. Watching the whole thing is sickening. 000
Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 15/08/2025You have profaned the Mepiot spirit. 030
Hermione, Texas Granger @misterfungi.bsky.social · 15/08/2025thank you. i hadn’t had this stuck in my head in a week 020
kkranyak 🫘 @kkranyak.bsky.social · 15/08/2025In response to the title…maybe so. That red carpet needs to be shredded after this, and I’m surprised it didn’t burst into flames from all the evil standing on it. 000
AGA Wilmot @agawilmot.bsky.social · 15/08/2025Cousin Balki would be a better representative for all of us. 030
John Pontoon, dissident revenant @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 15/08/2025Would be so great if one of those honor guard choads just put one into Putin’s head, on a whim, and then got REALLY funny. 010
Vinnie D. @antibunny.bsky.social · 15/08/2025Look, just saying, one of those guys on the sidelines could take one for the team right about now. 000
David Kane, The Loneliest Monk @championhack.bsky.social · 15/08/2025I notice he didn't play shakey yanky for dominance. Soft. 010
