Effectua @effectua.bsky.social · 17/03/2026I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but the theory that the world's billionaires bought up much of the media in order to install and control our current moron-in-chief with the express purpose to line their pockets through war and various other nefarious activities, is no longer a conspiracy. Or a theory 011
Reposted by Effectua"Scream Man" Cam @malaiseforever.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Etsy packaging slips: thank you from the bottom of our heart for your purchase. We are a small family run dildo foundry out of Holyoke, AM and we take immense pride in our work. Every sale means the world to us. Here is a free coaster my partner Glyn knitted for you 172
Effectua @effectua.bsky.social · 07/03/2026I recently said to someone,"We're not compatible because the systems you admire are systems I've spent a lifetime fighting against." This now applies to the United States as a whole. It’s not about red or blue. It's not about Republican or Democrat. 020
Effectua @effectua.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Since Kristi Noem is taking a victory lap and celebrating all of her totally real and absolutely not made up accomplishments during her time with the Department of Homeland Security, let's add more to her list. I'll go first: 000
Effectua @effectua.bsky.social · 04/03/2026My brother's name was Frank His best friend's name was N'beans 000
Effectua @effectua.bsky.social · 04/03/2026If I owned a deserted island, I would stock it full of coconuts, sand, fresh fish, fruit, and those giant palm fronds you can use to make huts. 000
Effectua @effectua.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Venezuela Iran threatening Greenland and Cuba and now Ecuador Operation Epic Führer www.nytimes.com/2026/03/03/u...nytimes.comU.S. Opens Military Action in Ecuador Against ‘Terrorist Organizations’ 000
Reposted by EffectuaThe Blood on Satan's White Claw @malicew.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Mojojojo Siwa 0144
Effectua @effectua.bsky.social · 04/03/2026In the midst of the conflict, Dubai is using residents and influencers to control the narrative. 1101
Reposted by Effectua✨chipzel @chipzel.bsky.social · 01/02/2026you: [stressing for days to send the perfect single email] billionaires: hi, . w=en r we mee&ting to do iLlegiL stuff , . ? 153497868
Effectua @effectua.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Smart. I got cum in my eye once and almost went to the emergency room. 000
Effectua @effectua.bsky.social · 25/11/2025just let me be alone so I can sip on this warm, comforting bowl of suffering soup 120
Effectua @effectua.bsky.social · 07/11/2025This motherfucker will burn down the entire world trying to prove he is the most popular, well-liked kid in school. 120
Effectua @effectua.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Donald Trump's decorating style can only be described as Yakety Sax. 010
Effectua @effectua.bsky.social · 04/11/2025I'm so glad other people are young so I don't have to be. 010
Effectua @effectua.bsky.social · 30/10/2025My 20th wedding anniversary was yesterday, and between you and me, 3/10. Would not recommend. 000
Effectua @effectua.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Absolutely nothing was adding up. Too many wild firsts. 010
Reposted by EffectuaThe Funk of 40,000 Years @hornbread.bsky.social · 12/09/2025what if you were "too old for this shit" ...but in space? 231
Effectua @effectua.bsky.social · 18/08/2025This MFer covered the entire White House in gold leaf. 020
Effectua @effectua.bsky.social · 18/08/2025Wondering if neurotypical people also find songs that itch their brain so well they listen to them on repeat for hours. 010
Reposted by EffectuaAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 17/08/2025I need you to understand that if you heard a song you liked in the 80s, you couldn’t Shazam it. You couldn’t Google the lyrics. You had to sing it to the guy at Tower Records. 1334234882381
Effectua @effectua.bsky.social · 11/08/2025We were somewhere around the bougainvillea on the edge of the lawn when the drugs began to take hold. 010
Reposted by EffectuaSonny Drysdale @sonnydrysdale.bsky.social · 11/08/2025Her gams were liquid celery stalks.Her lips drew me like a cheap cartoon. I realized she was her own sister, Myra, drifting soft in the lagoon. "Thought you'd get away with it, Angel?" Her tiny pearl pistol exploded like a ripe carrot into my onion."Mirepoix, baby," I said as I drifted into roux. 0137
Reposted by EffectuaBlather Wince Repeat @blatherwincerepeat.bsky.social · 02/08/2025We broke up. The number of stickers on her laptop was untenable. 45813
Effectua @effectua.bsky.social · 01/08/2025Cats have the most accurate internal clock. It's terrifying. I don't have to set an alarm for snack time. They all show up exactly on the hour. Not a minute before. Not a minute after. 010
Reposted by Effectua"Scream Man" Cam @malaiseforever.bsky.social · 30/07/2025“The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'SAVE US!'...and I'll look down and whisper 'Keep Calm and Chive On.’” 081
Effectua @effectua.bsky.social · 29/07/2025This is every relationship I have ever had. I will not be discussing it further. 110
Reposted by EffectuaDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 22/07/2025And from your lips she drew a jalapeno 28514
Reposted by EffectuaBusiaco @busia.co · 04/01/2024Been there. Done that. Killed the Dark Champion. Snagged the treasure. Leveled up. Gained a point of intelligence. Portaled to town. Sold a bunch of junk. Slept at the inn. Got poisoned by the town demon after an exchange re: lodging costs. Lost several points of charisma from all the swelling. 0263
