Effectua @effectua.bsky.social · 17/03/2026I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but the theory that the world's billionaires bought up much of the media in order to install and control our current moron-in-chief with the express purpose to line their pockets through war and various other nefarious activities, is no longer a conspiracy. Or a theory 011
Effectua @effectua.bsky.social · 07/03/2026I recently said to someone,"We're not compatible because the systems you admire are systems I've spent a lifetime fighting against." This now applies to the United States as a whole. It’s not about red or blue. It's not about Republican or Democrat. 020
Effectua @effectua.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Since Kristi Noem is taking a victory lap and celebrating all of her totally real and absolutely not made up accomplishments during her time with the Department of Homeland Security, let's add more to her list. I'll go first: 000
Effectua @effectua.bsky.social · 04/03/2026In the midst of the conflict, Dubai is using residents and influencers to control the narrative. 1101
Effectua @effectua.bsky.social · 07/11/2025This motherfucker will burn down the entire world trying to prove he is the most popular, well-liked kid in school. 120
Effectua @effectua.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Donald Trump's decorating style can only be described as Yakety Sax. 010
Effectua @effectua.bsky.social · 18/08/2025This MFer covered the entire White House in gold leaf. 020
Effectua @effectua.bsky.social · 18/08/2025Wondering if neurotypical people also find songs that itch their brain so well they listen to them on repeat for hours. 010
Effectua @effectua.bsky.social · 11/08/2025We were somewhere around the bougainvillea on the edge of the lawn when the drugs began to take hold. 010
Effectua @effectua.bsky.social · 29/07/2025This is every relationship I have ever had. I will not be discussing it further. 110
Effectua @effectua.bsky.social · 15/07/2025In fairness, all of us 2025 and we're trying not to pay attention. 000
Effectua @effectua.bsky.social · 03/07/2025[me flirting] Come here, angular human. Let me swiftly glide my knuckle across your sharp jawline like I'm trying to light a match. *fffffffffffffffffffwt* 000
Effectua @effectua.bsky.social · 26/06/2025these two withered testicles need to hop inside of a ball bag and punch it out 010
Effectua @effectua.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Has anybody checked in on Paola Ramos lately -- made sure she's drinking water / resting adequately? Do you need me to check on Paola Ramos? 000
Effectua @effectua.bsky.social · 22/06/2025This Enya / Bobby Shmurda mashup not being available on any streaming platform is ruining my day. Also, all the awards. Emmys, Tonys. Give it all to them. Especially my perfect little angel and his shovel spin. 000
Effectua @effectua.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Since I am a 'if I read it, I have it' person, I did not need to read this today. Or ever. 100
Effectua @effectua.bsky.social · 04/04/2025millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced 000
