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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 6h
"You hired half the Third Reich to staff your office ... If John Lewis were marching today, Mike Collins would be grabbing a billy club" -- here's a supercut of Jon Ossoff SMASHING Mike Collins during tonight's debate
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 21/09/2026
Jon Bois on Twitter: "level 1 idiot shit is texting a link to myself because i don't know an easier way to get it from my computer to my phone. level 44 idiot shit is hearing my phone buzz 1.5 seconds later and going "oh who's that"
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 6h
“Every member of this ethnic group is a criminal who needs to be imprisoned by the state” is just pure uncut Nazi shit
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 13h
The American white collar workforce started working from home three days a week for like six months a year into COVID and executives so thoroughly lost their minds over this that they installed Trump II. If anything, AI will create the 7-day workweek.
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 9h
ain’t enough bleach available for us to clean up this country after these fuckers are out of office. this is a forever stain.
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 14h
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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Frankenbert Graveyardko @albertburneko.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the instructions he gave the AI were almost certainly longer and more detailed and took more time to craft than the message that ended up on the card, and this motherfucker failed at both
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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 16h
bari weiss is very deeply concerned about antisemitism but for some reason not when her friend peter thiel is bankrolling it
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 18h
in humanoid robot movies the dilemma is always "the robot is programmed to perform humanity's grimmest tasks, but cannot love or be loved and will never feel the joy of holding a baby in its arms" but tech bros are like "great news, I just coded BabyHoldr 4.1 so I don't have to hold my baby anymore"
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Alex @purplechrain.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Reminder that the Vice President of the United States has described Yarvin as an intellectual influence.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ms. Lipa is this man bothering you
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nilay patel @reckless.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
www.theverge.com/2024/9/24/24...
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Don’t ever hand your phone to the cops
Even if you’ve got nothing to hide.
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David Zoltan (he/they) @wonkicorn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A truly scathing and essential accounting of the genocide. Flawless. Read this.
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Doug Gordon @brooklynspoke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Marine Fauthoux!!!!
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Brigit @brigit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
HOWLING!!!!!!!!!!!
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𝔻𝕒𝕟 🏈🍻💀 @danmynrd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
is 2000s Pop-Punk the True American Art Form? some say thats riduculous. Others would say those people are cowards without a heart
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kwisatz haderade (#FreeSkylar) @booksandbows.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
massive aura nuke to one of coolest players in the league, you hate to see it
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Eelvac @eelvac.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
me explaining the strippers costume to my friend
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Not my elder millennial ass getting emotional at 8:30 am watching this
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 07/10/2026
she should be allowed to kill him legally speaking
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 07/10/2026
oh look paid protesters
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LAFAYETTE @lastudiolafayette.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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katherine fitzgerald @kfitz134.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Absurd catch by Keon Coleman
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katherine fitzgerald @kfitz134.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fourth quarter: Time to establish the run
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This piece of the puzzle isn't talked about nearly enough. I am willing to bet it's not the kids who do their own homework who will be left behind in the future. The stans are screaming this because they need it to be true or they are proper fucked.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Friendly reminder that Case Keenum picked this Eagles defense apart and Stafford can't make a throw. This Rams team is not very good.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
BREAKING NYT: Bat Boy Leading Polls to Become President of the Moon
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The NYT is the Weekly World News now. There's no difference. This is never going to happen, not in our lifetime, and especially not with the fuck ass hucksters who run Silicon Valley today. They cannot do any of this. The NYT is just lying for them. This is so wild, man. This paper is asswipe
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"We need to give them some grace and allow them back in the tent-" Let me stop you right there. This isn't deciding a People's Choice Award. This is about deciding whether or not your tax money is going to pay for a Gestapo of pedophiles. Too important a job to be left to idiots.
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Autumn 🧸 @autumnoutloud.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So you’re telling me…that a win-or-go-home WNBA playoff game in one of the best arenas in the league…is on ESPN TWO??? While a couple of unranked college football teams play a week 5 game on the main channel?????
A’ja Wilson, Paige Bueckers, and Sabrina Ionescu looking very confused
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🏳️‍🌈Black Arrow Jones🏳️‍⚧️ @8bitbruche.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If the Death Riders are babyfaces now, I'm gonna need Marina and Claudio to go for a championships. #AEW
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 03/10/2026
My fundamental gripe with originalism beyond its practice being indistinguishable from divination, it's also an implicit framework that forces us to be governed by the dead or worse, the malicious interpretation of the dead.
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Emmett Watkins Jr @ejsponge61.com · 03/10/2026
This piece really perfectly articulates why this whole this has me feeling so betrayed and angry yet conflicted. Truly cathartic read.
What I do know is that Jacob Geller sexually assaulted someone. He cannot undo that. His statement does not undo it. Ten years do not undo it. A decade of admirable public work, to whatever extent we judge it admirable, does not undo it either. But “cannot be undone” and “nothing afterward matters” are not the same notion.

If we believe they are, then we should stop claiming to believe in rehabilitation. We should admit that what we actually believe in is a secular version of damnation, the foundational myth that one sufficiently terrible act fixes the human being permanently in place, that everything afterward is merely biography occurring after the verdict. I cannot accept that regressive worldview, even here – perhaps especially here, in a moment where simply accepting it (i.e. excommunicating Jacob Geller immediately) would be the easiest path forward.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 02/10/2026
This story is great but man I am laughing at how much this guy looks like Michael McDonald - did any other genes even make it in? If you told me that he’d been the result of asexual reproduction by Michael McDonald I’d believe you
A guy who looks basically 1:1 like Michael McDonald who recently found out Michael McDonald is his biological father
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Deva Woodly @devawo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There’s a chapter in the book I’m writing called digital life about how 6 weird dudes can’t steal the internet or our freedom unless we give it up. This is a nice little example of how people refuse to do so.
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ZuckOff Is a Free App That Sees Meta Glasses Before They See You
You can’t always tell if someone is recording you with their smart glasses, but your phone can help.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A goose saying "what adversity?"
the same goose chasing a man yelling "what adversity was Deshaun Watson dealing with?"
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Senator Patty Murray @murray.senate.gov · 02/10/2026
Trump's White House isn't backing off abortion bans. They're just hoping America doesn't notice until AFTER we've voted. NOTICE. SPREAD THE WORD. AND VOTE!
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White House Officials Told the DOJ to Delay Action on Abortion Ahead of the Midterms
Attorney General Todd Blanche has moved slowly in abortion pill litigation and department officials have told advocates to wait until after the election.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 02/10/2026
Decided to have some fun with this clip.
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They're holding up a major escalation in Iran and a crackdown on abortion until after the midterms to limit political damage. To the extent that the last two years have been a right-wing smash-and-grab operation, the next two will be worse.
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Everyone involved with this at a bare minimum needs to be fired immediately because otherwise the stance of the fucking NFL broadcast is that actually it's the fucking serial sexual predator who suffered not the women he assaulted Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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Eelvac @eelvac.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What adversity would that be?? please tell us
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 02/10/2026
Love to see Sophie Cunningham get embarrassed.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If NFL broadcasters are going to treat Deshaun Watson being ok at QB as a sign that he has been Redeemed For His Past, they must remain ideologically consistent. If he starts playing badly again they have to blame it on his failure to repent for his heinous sexual misconduct
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 02/10/2026
not that you should expect anything more than rank idiocy from this pair of racists, but the idea that whiteness means a "high trust" society of "social cohesion" is some of the stupidest shit i have ever heard. these people live in a fantasy land that you could dispel by simply opening a book.
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Chris Rufo — Known For ‘DEI’ and ‘CRT’ Panics — Tries to Make ‘the Indian Question’ a Thing
To the degree that a “respectable” or “moderate” right exists today in...
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Rare you get live visuals of state capture.
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Republicans treat public service like a fucking slush fund
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Jonathan Ore @jonore.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is very silly, but also another indicating data point in where Rockstar's looking to for its audience: the widest, most mainstream non-capital-G-Gamers.
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