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Daniel 🎮 @poordanrichard.com · 16h
Every day I ask myself if I need a little treat. You’ll never believe the answer.
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Semafor @semafor.com · 11h
Visitors to the US are on track to drop by almost two million year-on-year. “We’re the only major country in the world losing visitation,” the head of the US Travel Association said. “It’s mind-boggling.” www.semafor.com/article/09/2...
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Ourkid @eekyrich.bsky.social · 13h
Eviction in Portugal you say
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Cristiano Ronaldo Cristiano Ronaldo Meme
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 14h
Byeeeeeeeee dickhead
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Ourkid @eekyrich.bsky.social · 15h
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Kyoshi: Run Away! (Monty Python)
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Cecilia @gaiacecilia.bsky.social · 18h
This. Very much this. Like, one of my pet hates as a historian is the idea that Britain was all white until, like, the Windrush or whatever - we've always been ethnically diverse and pretending our diets have always been puritant bland slop is just playing into racist ideas of what makes 'british'.
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Ourkid @eekyrich.bsky.social · 18h
No stoke you didn’t win the fa cup , if city hadn’t cheated , someone else would have beaten you in the final
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Ourkid @eekyrich.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why is it raining , thought it’s meant to be hot and sunny
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Ourkid @eekyrich.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
👀how much
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Ciaran Martin @ciaranm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I was wrong. It’s happening
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Ourkid @eekyrich.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
But will they send back a letter from America
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Ken Tindell @kentindell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Prosecutors in California claim the US Department of Homeland Security, Secret Service and Department of Defence bought Oxygen Forensics’s software on the understanding that it was American-owned and developed. The developers who write the software are actually based in Russia.”
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Met stops using software after Moscow spy agency links revealed — The Times and The Sunday Times
Oleg Sergeyevich Davydov, the founder of Oxygen Forensics Inc, was in court on Tuesday after being arrested on a US extradition warrant
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Ourkid @eekyrich.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mrs Ok is drinking some tea that is half green tea and half black tea. It’s called white tea 🤷
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I saw a news story about AI leading to a rise in complaints since they're quicker and easier to write with AI. As someone who responds to complaints in my job, it doesn't bother me since we use AI to reply to them all anyway.
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Ourkid @eekyrich.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oooh new Blue Lights
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Michael @michaeljsc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Polanski’s “tax the rich” is the same as Badenoch’s “cut benefits”, a one-size-fits-all funding source that appeals to their prejudice but would never generate anything like the money they claim, and prevents them ever having to engage with serious politics
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Ourkid @eekyrich.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Would we have Andy Burnham as PM without UAE investment in Man City?
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Ourkid @eekyrich.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Immigration control weakened by Brexit" fuck off its wasnt brexit you twat
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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Eva, it's behind you.
Eva Longoria with caption "Searching for France" but she is walking away from the Eiffel Tower.
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Nigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Important news: it’s Biscuit Week on Bake Off! Tonight at 8pm on Channel Four🍪
Photo of Paul Hollywood, Alison Hammond, Noel Fielding – and me!
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Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#UsePens is back, baby
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Madeleine Bonsma-Fisher, PhD @mbonsma.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I put mashed potatoes in the waffle maker
Some mashed potatoes recently placed in a small round waffle makerA crispy golden potato waffle
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Robert @robertd1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I DARE you to read this Pochetinno quote without Adam Curtis voice in your head
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 29/09/2026
"Where's the lilo, darling?" "Fuck off"
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David Henig @davidheniguk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Numbers... inconvenient to having a really good panic. bsky.app/profile/agat...
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gdawg714.bsky.social @gdawg714.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Ourkid @eekyrich.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oreos, not my choice, who buys Oreos , weirdos
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Ourkid @eekyrich.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good old fashioned sheep rustling
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Harry McNally @harrymcnally.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Its Doggers isnt it ?
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Ourkid @eekyrich.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Have we considered it was just a Rave
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Daniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In awe of the main character from the Last Ditch Lesbian Bar story grappling with a *Hamas are bad because they're landlords* take.
"Nothing will radicalize you against Capitalism more than learning that Palestinians have to pay rent on the tiny patches of land they put those tents on."

"The concept of Hamas, a political party, being every landlord in Palestine is frying me. Genuinely need to ask people who believe that shit how much rent they pay to the GOP/DNC uniparty."
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Ourkid @eekyrich.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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You're Joking, Not Another One!
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Christina Martin @christinamartin.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
My junk folder reads like someone has had it up to here with chiropractors
Email folder screenshot. 4 emails entitled: no more chiropractors, Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ, no more chiropractors
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives.
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Ourkid @eekyrich.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Monday
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Ourkid @eekyrich.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Depressed Anime Boy with Glasses and Scarf
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Ourkid @eekyrich.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Too many moon cakes
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Ourkid @eekyrich.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Theres no football on tv !
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This to me is BlueSkyism
Meme account shows a picture of two attractive woman and asks "Blonde or Goth girls?" But the reply they get is from someone called Bob the Minion and it reads "I don't even care. Honestly, my life is really bad right now. I started a Minion Parody page and moved to NYC or LA to try to get some work in the entertainment industry. and now I'm being chewed up and spit out. If you or anyone could help me out I'd really appreciate it."
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Cab Davidson @gnomeicide.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sheer crap from Burnham. If you say "immigration needs to be dealt with" and talk about small boar crossings in this context, you -are- equivocating. Call them what they are - fascists, terrorists, scum. Nothing short of that will do.
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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY"
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We underestimate how much MAGA hostility and policy insanity comes from the fact that Trump people literally do not understand how things work
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Spong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What at horrible day to have eyes.
A glory hole of Capt Tom, so it looks like you're sucking off the old garden wobbler.
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Telibarb 🐾🐾 @telibarb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dislocated his knee during a basic bayonet drill. 😄 substack.com/@thegrumpyni...
cosplay, the reality is far more farcical. His time as a tank driver with the King's Royal Hussars was remarkably brief and entirely devoid of distinction; his military career came to an ignominious and clumsy halt not in the heat of combat, but when he managed to dislocate his own kneecap during a basic bayonet drill. He was medically discharged before he ever saw a shred of active service or set foot on a foreign battlefield. To use this short-lived training mishap to build a persona of military machismo is a supreme insult to those who have actually served. It takes an extraordinary amount of nerve to play the battle-hardened commander when your only operational casualty was your own leg during a practice run.Sketch artist portrait of big baby Danny Tommo crying in court.
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sign:

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Justin Case @punchnazisitsokay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Ourkid @eekyrich.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m awake on a Saturday before 7am , it used to be I hadn’t gone to bed , now I wake up stiff and not that way
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility
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Alex Selby-Boothroyd @alexselbyb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ich... nichten lichten
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Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 25/09/2026
I hope I never have another job interview for the rest of my life, but if I do I'm going to microwave fish in their kitchen and eat it during my interview
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