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Claire L Jones @claireljones.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
😮 Amazing!
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Ed Martin @edmartin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Well this episode of Mastermind has revealed I've been pronouncing pince-nez wrong all this time.
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Smooth Dunk @handle.invalid · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 19/09/2026
sure yeah, can't even make a stick figure without fucking up and no one at the company gives enough of a shit to even give it another pass but go ahead and take my money so i can use this lazy shit technology every day too
ad for some AI company called evenfall
copy says "meet derek. ai every day. always hitting a wall. then he found evenfall"
the only graphic is a stick figure holding... a tablet maybe? he's missing an arm
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Dave Jones is cooking… @davejonesactor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Using the Metroid Ravenous font and logo generator, Metroid’s Samus shouting “A GIN AND ORANGE, A LEMON SQUASH, AND A SCOTCH AND WATER PLEASE”
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Ed Martin @edmartin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Vimes would keep it in his desk drawer next to the full bottle of whiskey.
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Alex Says Stuff @alexsaysstuff.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The operative word in "Protect our women!" is not "women" but "our".
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Tansy Rayner Roberts @tansyrr.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
By far the worst thing that could happen to a gentleman of good family is to come into his fortune at the age of two-and-twenty. Why, a man of such recent vintage has barely begun forming his character, and now he shall never have to.
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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
People who view everyone else as tools for their personal use cannot distinguish between real people and tools designed for their personal use.
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 09/09/2026
he’s talking about carbon removal but this is the most EVERGREEN SKEET to ever ship out into the bsky seas
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badly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼‍♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I've laughed at this for three minutes straight
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The cats graciously put on a magic show for us last night. I figured out how they did most of the tricks, but I didn’t say anything, because that would have been rude.
Two cats on a platformed tower. One is on the lower level, head hidden behind the middle section. The second is on the top tier with only their head showing.
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Ed Martin @edmartin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Alan Turing buried two silver ingots in the woods outside Bletchley Park at the outbreak of the war. At the end of the war he went to retrieve them but couldn't crack his own encoded directions. As far as anyone knows they're still there somewhere.
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Mashing-up Robin Hood and Peasants Revolt is perfectly representative of how English understand the middle ages. May as well lob in Arthur's grail, Alfred's cakes, Canute's tides, Offa's dyke, and Richard III's lack of a horse. We get taught Tudors and Nazis endlessly, but medieval period a blur.
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
like yeah, you've been breaking everything up and selling it off and shipping it overseas. for profit! and now it sucks! i think they think the US can still do WWII-style war mobilization mainly because of movies
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Ozymandias shoulda made two monuments so he could have told people to look upon his works ye mighty and de spare
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
When it comes to signing open letters about academic freedom, “We have to take a principled stand!” doesn’t work if there have been loads of other much more obvious and serious instances of violations of academic freedom to which you said absolutely nothing.
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 22/08/2026
I'm sure this take has been took already but it's worth saying: the obscene, cynical performance of "It's about being against plagiarism" re Arday is absurd when the entire academic superstructure is being reorganised around mandating plagiarism using advanced plagiarism automation software
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
look at how seamlessly they transitioned from “we must evaluate Arday’s life and work no matter the motives of his critics” to the opposite position: defending Cofnas because of his critics’ motivations, no matter the quality of his work
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
In Star Trek people often complain that replicated food is not as good as naturally produced food, which is weird when replicators are presumably using the same technology as transporters, which can perfectly replicate Spock every time. But is Spock getting less flavoursome over time? In this essay,
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 21/08/2026
Never let a writer help you move
A cardboard moving box with EPHEMERA written on it in Sharpie
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Dr Rob @robheighton.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Xanadu-du-du push pineapple, shake the tree Xanadu-du-du stately pleasure dome decree
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Maggie Astor @maggieastor.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
If your argument is about the potential uses of AI to do levels of computing that the human brain cannot do, or would take hundreds of years to do — that is, quite simply, not the same argument as the one about the value and appropriateness of actual day-to-day consumer LLM usage.
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Ed Martin @edmartin.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Notice how whenever an AI techbro expresses concern about "how powerful their models are", it's never because of this sort of thing, or the systematic theft of the entirety of human writing, or the catastrophic damage to educational integrity. It's always sci-fi Terminator nonsense.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
asking a detailed factual question to someone who is lying or unprepared makes them look stupid and doing the same thing to someone who is telling the truth and prepared makes them look smart. One interview will look "tough" the other won't even though the journo is doing the same thing
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Ed Martin @edmartin.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I loved this when I heard Pentangle do it, and the Owl Service's version is mesmerising. Really moody and atmospheric. www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtCR...
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The Trees They Do Grow High
YouTube video by The Owl Service - Topic
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Ed Martin @edmartin.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Admittedly I've only seen it the once but I really didn't see what the fuss was about regarding Night of the Hunter.
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Smooth Dunk @handle.invalid · 16/08/2026
The British Media Vs. Plagiarism
4 panel comic

Panel 1: 
British Journalists are relaxing on lilos in the sea. Someone on the shore yells “Hey Guys! An academic got accused of plagiarism”

Panel 2: 
One of the journalists sticks out their tongue and says “Pffft. Wake me when there’s a real story”

Panel 3: 
Person on shore “He was black”

Panel 4: 
The sea explodes as a tidal wave of British Journalists erupt into the air, manic and desperate to report on this now vital for some reason piece of news
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
the genuine evil that permeates the UK press makes the mere amoral greed of the US press look positively wonderful by comparison
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
the event that gave the British control of India was the Battle of Plassey when Robert Clive, unlike every British general before him defeated the far larger forces of Siraj ud Daula of Bengal, and a big reason for this was that all his predecessors started as soldiers but Clive started as a clerk
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Ed Martin @edmartin.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
@jeopick.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/nohr...
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Phil White @revdphilippa.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
THIS. Ever since Gordon Brown's 'bigoted woman' it has been a totally untouchable axiom that concerns about immigration are well founded and unchallengeable. If we had a media and/ or political climate where we were able to challenge these views we might be in a better place.
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Smooth Dunk @handle.invalid · 12/08/2026
AI Guy Asks AI To Help Him Read Difficult Books
4 panel comic

Panel 1: Orange Guy holds up book and says “I’m gonna read a book”

Panel 2: Orange Guy looks at book cover and says “hmmmmm”

Panel 3: Orange Guy types a query into his phone

Panel 4: Close up on phone screen reveals AI responding with “a chocolate factory is a factory made of chocolate”
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Ed Martin @edmartin.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I always thought the lyric from Won't Get Fooled Again was "and tomorrow's Sunday worship will be gone", which I never questioned because it's on-theme. A pretty good lyric I thought and it turns out it's my own original work. I've been giving Pete Townshend the credit all this time.
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Ed Martin @edmartin.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
"Now is the winter of our discontent" in the album cover style
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Ed Martin @edmartin.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I find this fascinating. There's the expected answers - gambling addictions, deadbeats who've never held down a job etc - but so many examples are people who came into a one-off lump sum and completely lost their heads.
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Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
This is it. Plus, from what I’ve seen of his “video content”, the guy still comes across as cruel, vicious, bigoted, and a bully. He’s just learned not to direct his repulsive tendencies at Jewish people in particular. It’s hard not to see that as a convenient choice for his political ambitions.
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Knitwear Himbo @jamiecullen.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Dwarf Fortress patch notes are still gold. "Tavern goers will no longer order a drink from every single tavern keeper in the bar and drink them all, causing them to die of acute alcohol poisoning."
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Solar eclipse coming up so here’s one of my favourite maps
Top is a map of the US with “Google search volume for “eyes hurt” April 3 to April 10 2024” with a hot line running from Texas north east through to Maine.  The bottom map shows the path of the total solar eclipse which runs in a lone from Texas through to Maine
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David Veevers @davidveevers.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I honestly would love to know what policymakers think will happen to social mobility, regional growth, employment, and educational attainment, when all these provincial universities are gone or shrink to almost non existence? Isn’t avoiding that disaster alone worth a billion quid right now??
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Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I don’t understand why some commentators seem to think Badenoch is doing well as leader, when everything I see her do fits exactly this description. Sorry, she just comes across as very stupid
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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Good morning Bluesky ☀️ My grandad told me he saw the Titanic - from the outset he warned all the people that the ship would sink, but nobody listened to him. He knew he was right and didn't give up. He warned them again & again, until eventually they kicked him out of the cinema.
The Titanic sinking under a moonlit sky.
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
the mainstream press praising rod liddle in death are not unaware he was a bigoted pedophile, they like him for it. the people in their in-group, at the top of their hierarchy, getting away with crimes signals that the world is in order. it is a moral good, to them. the bigger the crimes the better
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Shy @handle.invalid · 12/05/2026
Evergreen bsky.app/profile/rase...
Adobe.com on bluesky: Hey, we're Adobe! We're here to connect with the artists, designers, and storytellers who bring ideas to life. What's fueling your creativity right now? 🎨 Drop a reply, tag a creator, or share your latest work—we'd  love to see what inspires you!

Sena Bryer's Response: Not you. take CURSE OF RA (followed by a slew of little hieroglyph thingies)
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Stefan Mohamed @stefmowords.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Liddle was just one guy ultimately, but emblematic of a media culture that has - and continues to make - this country smaller, poorer and crueller for the rest of us. that's his legacy, a cog in an utterly grotesque machine
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Euan @euan.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
as we saw with Charlie Kirk it’s extremely notable that no fans of Rod Liddle include any of their favourite quotes from him in their tributes
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Sonja Drimmer @sonjadrimmer.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
It requires expertise to be able to say, “I do not know the answer to that question, and that is becauae thus far scholarly consensus is that we do not have the knowledge needed at this time to answer that question.” Sometimes “I don’t know” is a far more rigorous answer than people might think.
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Ed Martin @edmartin.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Take a drink every time a commentator calls Rod Liddle some variant of "a brave, controversial truth teller" and studiously fails to refer to anything he actually said, like his reasoning for why he could never be a teacher.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
my new obsession is having Warhammer 40K history videos playing in the background all day and every other day my wife asks why I don't just play a game or buy some models if I like it so much and I dunno how to explain that in the grim darkness of the far future there is only lore
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