Reposted by Kyle Ebertmike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026being a dallas cowboys fan is my penance for all the bad shit i ever did in my life, like the time i was 19 and found a wallet with no id which had $350 and i kept the money and bought so much food and md 20/20 7704
Reposted by Kyle EbertRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Jon Gruden about to overcompensate and live stream Leisure Suit Larry 1651434
Reposted by Kyle EbertBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Gobsmacked by the elite levels of not knowing ball in the Senate today, thinking an NBA team is called the Hawkeyes then, refusing to Google it, then accusing a guy of treason because you didn’t know the Iowa Lady Hawkeyes aren’t in the NBA. Somehow I don’t trust these people to Save Girls Sports. 273128232109
Reposted by Kyle EbertCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 25/09/2026amazing... emmys, golden globes, tons, grammys, AMA, MTV video AND movie awards, allem 26780109
Reposted by Kyle Ebertassbutt @nasboat.org · 20/09/2026you know your injury is good when Tom Brady says “shit!” after seeing the replay 312516
Reposted by Kyle EbertChris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026They don’t want you to know that Arkansas’ best seasons occurred with a Democrat in the Governor’s mansion 3376
Reposted by Kyle EbertBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026fuck off nerd! 1361829
Reposted by Kyle EbertAlex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 19/09/2026I think GameDay's actual "problem" these days isn't the rightward political bent (look around the CFB media industry right now tbh) but the sense that the desk is always trying to carry water for something without just saying it. Senate bill, Lane Kiffin's career choices, Playoff stuff, etc 1931437
Reposted by Kyle EbertJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 11/09/2026Watching sports on Netflix is undignified 2178778
Reposted by Kyle EbertDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/08/2026When your wife drinks half a can of seltzer and then just leaves it somewhere 563230420
Reposted by Kyle Ebertmike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 18/08/2026“ok, let’s see if he can fight……..he couldn’t” perfect. 4538
Reposted by Kyle Ebertm @keptsimple.bsky.social · 16/08/2026this is like something that would happen to Tracy Jordan 222535238
Kyle Ebert @ebertkyle.bsky.social · 15/08/2026youtube.com/watch?v=4u3i... Walton Goggins with The Strokes is peakyoutube.comThe Strokes - Going Shopping (Official Video)YouTube video by thestrokesVEVO 000
Reposted by Kyle EbertElizabeth Nolan Brown @enbrown.bsky.social · 06/08/2026My 4-year/old just learned about the concept of infinity and is now throwing a tantrum over it. “It’s weird! I don’t like it. I just want numbers to stop!” 510103121175
Reposted by Kyle EbertBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/07/2026A bunch of Spanish guys won a title in MetLife before the Jets 162318285
Reposted by Kyle EbertNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Alright, the World Cup is over. Time to find out what my family’s been up to for the past six weeks. 132014144
Reposted by Kyle EbertThe Athletic @theathletic.com · 14/07/2026A JORDAN WALKER WALK-OFF 👑 The Cardinals slugger has won the 2026 Home Run Derby in dramatic fashion. 1239071
Reposted by Kyle EbertCasey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 14/07/2026"You don't boo nobodies" - hell yeah Jordan Walker 417420
Reposted by Kyle EbertSarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Jordan Walker is the first Cardinals player to win the Home Run Derby 227625
Reposted by Kyle EbertMLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Jordan Walker and his @TMobile #HRDerby hardware 🏆 18611
Kyle Ebert @ebertkyle.bsky.social · 13/07/2026MLB killing the Celebrity Softball Game is another reason Manfred is the worst 000
Reposted by Kyle EbertCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 12/07/2026looks like a scene from a mafia movie 3430232
Reposted by Kyle EbertRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 19/05/202620 years ago Alex Caruso would have released one of the worst rap singles of all time 1937938
Reposted by Kyle EbertCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 01/05/2026There is a child chanting "Pitcher's got a big butt" at Bailey Ober 1746981
Reposted by Kyle EbertBradford Pearson @bradfordpearson.bsky.social · 17/04/2026on the 50th anniversary of the release of The Boys Are Back in Town I'm morally obligated to share my favorite story of all timevice.comI Played 'The Boys Are Back in Town' on a Bar Jukebox Until I Got Kicked OutThe boys were back in town, but I was out of the bar, because they asked me to leave. 7033601035
Reposted by Kyle EbertBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 22/03/2026hawgs 215516
Reposted by Kyle Ebertben @vtben.bsky.social · 06/05/2025What if in 20 years an actor named LeBron B. James comes along and people spend weeks arguing about whether him or Michael B. Jordan made better films 292546556
Reposted by Kyle EbertRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 09/03/2026getting serious replies to my Travis Kelce jokes so here are the facts of the case: has Kelce's play dropped off: yes is Kelce good enough to keep playing in the NFL: also yes should Kelce keep playing football after the world's wealthiest, most popular musician wrote a song about his penis: no 311847164
Reposted by Kyle EbertRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 09/02/2026We’re gonna win they’re gonna lose 61768259
Reposted by Kyle EbertJeff Nelson @boldroastrev.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Remember when all the ads were by beer, chip, and soda companies and not techbro bullshit? 29927
Reposted by Kyle EbertMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/02/2026A reminder that Bad Bunny performs in front of the biggest audience on earth in seven days 233157212230
Reposted by Kyle EbertHarry Lyles Jr. @harrylylesjr.bsky.social · 25/01/2026I think this is more distracting for the viewer than not being able to see the yard markers on the field. Also, if you’re gonna do this, make it gray or black 2301
Reposted by Kyle EbertNathan Jahnke @ffnatejahnke.bsky.social · 25/01/2026These are ideal conditions for football 0181
Reposted by Kyle EbertSickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 25/01/2026Technology has gone too far 81357
Reposted by Kyle EbertDan Izzo @izzos.net · 24/01/2026Abolish ICE and prosecute everyone who stays in it from this day forward as members of a criminal conspiracy to commit murder. 750339646745
Reposted by Kyle EbertJP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Quite simply the greatest heat check of all time 121556263
Reposted by Kyle EbertAnjali Dayal @anjalikdayal.bsky.social · 11/01/2026we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff 290188373329
Kyle Ebert @ebertkyle.bsky.social · 30/12/2025This play won my fantasy championship. Bijan is that dude 020
Reposted by Kyle EbertCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Greatest 2 point conversion in NFL history, the old backwards pass fumble recovered in the end zone 24650130
Reposted by Kyle EbertBryan Fischer @bryandfischer.bsky.social · 07/12/2025First outright conference title since: 1945 - Indiana 1955 - Texas Tech 1962 - Duke 28923
Reposted by Kyle EbertPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 30/11/2025I am challenging The Grinch to a debate 2982371
Reposted by Kyle EbertRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2025right wingers are going to be so performatively mad about this, they might be performatively madder about this than all the things they've ever been performatively mad about combined 261406179
