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@eatdice.bsky.social
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I'm here to eat dice and give excellent advice, and I am not even remotely close to being out of dice. Was @luftwaffle in the bad place.

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 08/10/2026
do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life
flyer on a pole reading 

I CAN CHOP ANYTHING 
WOOD TIRE STRONG WOOD
(with action photos)
$400 REWARD for bringing me something I CANNOT CHOP 
chopping is how I keep my mind thinking good Thoughts
(contact info9
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Jayson with bats! @eatdice.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dear cybersecurity who revoked my access entirely on Friday because I had, a week prior, started a new position and insists my manager, who had already approved a ticket to reinstate my access, somehow approve it MORE: Why? What frustration and shit not getting done engine are you powering?
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pretty kate machine @littlefreaklibrary.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Legally we aren’t allowed to call it the lament configuration
Evil wooden puzzle
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Jayson with bats! @eatdice.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Let me introduce you to Hieronymous Bosch. As you can see, he's really really pleased to meet me.
A spider monkey from Star Wars sits on the shoulder of a grinning, bald, bearded lunatic wearing a green They Might Be Giants shirt featuring a squirrel playing some manner of horn.
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The Cabinet of Doctor Alasdairi @alasdairstuart.com · 17/09/2026
Locking this later today, so now's the time.
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
sir you're telling me THIS is the fearsome creature of halloween season? THIS???
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
A simple line drawing with halftone shading of the titular pig-man from the movie Porco Rosso. He’s wearing a trench coat with the collar turned up and a wide brimmed fedora and sunglasses. His mouth is wide open in a sarcastic laugh. A word balloon says, ‘Maybe it will happen today’
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Kara Amens 🏳️‍🌈 @karads9.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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mankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
priceless pyrenees wisdom ✨
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Check out these cool frogs I found, neo.
Instead of the red and blue pills, Morpheus is holding out two of those green tree frogs that look like Kermit
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Alice the Pettable @chizita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 01/09/2026
This pelican is a liar and a charlatan.
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cryptic 🦇 pollinator @magicscience.info · 28/08/2026
good news
ad mockup for new Barilla "One Single Brick-Sized Noodle" (Al Dente Perfection in 38-40 minutes) with image of cooked brick-sized noodle on a plate with sauce and grated parmesan.
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Jayson with bats! @eatdice.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Finished playing Restory recently and it is a supremely relaxing game. Putting aside unnecessary ham-handed drama toward the end, it was just fixing stuff. A highlight was the "hacker mode" you go into whenever you are doing anything firmware or software related. Made me giggle with glee each time.
static.klipy.com
Laptop Hacking
Alt: Laptop Hacking, but a cat
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Jayson with bats! @eatdice.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
As a person who continues to exist alongside my various traumas, I heartily recommend the novel Home Sick.
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Jayson with bats! @eatdice.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
What's your favorite Bible verse? Wrong answers only.
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Jayson with bats! @eatdice.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
When do we get a Magnagothica: Maleghast themed Necromolds set?
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Andrew Curry @andrewcurry.com · 11/08/2026
The man's skeletal injuries looked like a train hit him, but he died in 1304 CE. At #ppa26Berlin last week, @uniofbradford.bsky.social scientist Jo Buckberry concluded he was likely whacked by a flying boulder, making him the first confirmed trebuchet death in the archaeological record. @science.org
science.org
Shattered skeleton in Scottish castle is first confirmed death from trebuchet
“Devastation” across body of 14th century warrior indicates horrific demise from flying boulder
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Phineas, a corpse @phineas.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
A digital approximation of a medieval illuminated manuscript marginal illustration. It's a mixed up creature as they often did. It has blue bird-like legs, feet and body, a yellowish-orange neck with lighter stripes, and in place of a head the neck disappears into an armored gauntlet holding a candle.A brrd wing colored mauve-ish purple and green covers the creature's back, and instead or a normal back end situation it has a monstrous animal face emerging to the rear from under the wing: red with one horn on it's snout, long lower teeth and two eyes on the same side. Additionally it's nose is growing a tree limb with branches and leaves curling off of it. A golden banner is emerging from the red animal's mouth to curl around under the entire beast. On the banner is lettering reading 'Maybe it will happen today.'
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Jayson with bats! @eatdice.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Remember: slower pizza's more luscious
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Jayson with bats! @eatdice.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I am going to be zen about the shitty co-worker who is ALWAYS shitty because he had to put his dog down. But Prime's energon-infused lug nuts, he really left me with a bag of manure this time.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 23/07/2026
I personally think it’s great that we are inventing guys that the X-Men are supposed to fight
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Natalie Metzger @thefuzzyslug.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
#Jimothy 🦝
fanart illustration of a very short and round raccoon with a tiny tail and long legs, made internet famous this week. The raccoon's name is Jimothy and lives in Ballard (Seattle). Jimothy is holding a partially eaten pink frosting donut with sprinkles in his mouth and giving the viewer a bit of side-eye (side profile). Text below Jimothy says "thriving" in fancy cursive with black hearts for the "I" dots and a little raccoon tail on the tail of the "g". The background is a blob of greens with the outer blob looking a bit hairy/hedgy.
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Jayson with bats! @eatdice.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
One day left! Seven more people for Tallblin (Tall Goblin) stretch goal! Do it!
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Jayson with bats! @eatdice.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
If I could get this to 100 backers so that I could get that tall stretch goal goblin, I would do a little dance.
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Jayson with bats! @eatdice.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Frogposting
A green and brown frog sitting on stones in shallow water.A brownish frog with head just above the surface of the water, between two lily pads and under a water lily bloom.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Happy Return of the Living Dead day to all who celebrate
Still from the movie Return of the Living dead showing the main building. Text reads
"July 3, 1984
5:30 P.M. Eastern Daylight Time"
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The ɅɅeech @diedfrombeing.labeledrude.online · 03/07/2026
neal is the closest thing to a kaiju we get
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Need a little joy in your life? Have you considered: baby elephant in a sprinkler? You will certainly not regret baby elephant in a sprinkler. This is Sam Houston, an Asian elephant born April 1, 2026 to parents Bluebell & Romeo. 🐘 (📷: Fort Worth Zoo)
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RossyDoesDrawings (commissions open) @rossydoesdrawings.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
My kickstarter finishes in ten days and here is a new colour scheme for Tode. They're my personal favourite goblin from this batch of goblins. Casting by @ramshacklegames.bsky.social Wall is from @fenrisgames.com Door is out of production Rackham www.kickstarter.com/projects/ros...
a photo of a goblin miniature who is wearing a gown and a pointed hat.a photo of a goblin miniature
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RossyDoesDrawings (commissions open) @rossydoesdrawings.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Hello, sorry I didn't post for a while, the hot weather is bad for me. My kickstarter campaign has 15 days remaining, please have a look if you would like to! There are eight goblin miniatures and potentially one extra! www.kickstarter.com/projects/ros...
photo of a painted goblin knight miniaturephotos of goblin miniatures and a logo which has the text: Goblin City
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Kendra James @kendrajames.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
The American Library Association is auctioning off a bunch of the classic celebrity “READ” posters along with a bunch of other full sized literacy posters. This is going to fix so many of my problems, I just know it. movieposters.ha.com/c/search/res...
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Jayson with bats! @eatdice.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
If you like to paint weird little guys that fall outside of the normal miniature fare, you owe it to yourself to back this.
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Jayson with bats! @eatdice.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Post the best picture you've ever taken of your pet (if you feel like it).
Sprocket the dog with his head sideways, tongue lolled out, and crazy eyes
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Jayson with bats! @eatdice.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Not a sports guy, but I truly love seeing all these people so giddy about the Knicks winning. It warms my heart when people find joy.
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Tokusatsu GIFs @tokugifs.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Chouriki Sentai Ohranger: The Movie (1995)
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
“To this challenge you must agree: if on this wall you wish to pee, you must first solve these riddles three.”
Three Shiba Inu dogs look out through squares cut in a gray wall. A fourth faces them, and the wall.
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Jayson with bats! @eatdice.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Frog has things to say.
A green and brown frog floating in a pond amongst lily pads and other water plantsA green and brown frog with an inflated vocal sac floating in a pond amongst lily pads and other water plants
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
archaeologists have unearthed what many are calling "the most metal shit anyone's ever seen"
photo of a bronze age sword embedded in earth surrounded by bones. Info from the article: 

"Archaeologists in Nördlingen, western Bavaria, have unearthed a Bronze Age sword in extraordinarily good condition. The hilt is octagonal and made entirely of bronze. It dates to the late 14th century B.C., the Middle Bronze Age, but it is in such good condition that it retains its shine."
– https://www.thehistoryblog.com/archives/67537
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Lucy snatches the football away from Charlie Brown causing him to fly up in the air and shout "AAUGH!" Charlie, however, continues to fall upwards. He says "haha yes, it is finally happening..." Lucy looks on in disbelief. Charlie rises and says "I am ascending to the realm of God to take my fated plave at his right hand." As he rockets into the stratosphere he shouts "this is the reward for my endless suffering! This is my reward!!"
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
This is the University of Central Florida. So many people really have no idea how much kids hate this shit.
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Jayson with bats! @eatdice.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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Jayson with bats! @eatdice.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
When they inevitably make another live action The Tick, they could do worse than Alan Ritchson.
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The Cabinet of Doctor Alasdairi @alasdairstuart.com · 04/05/2026
Astronaut exorcists, the art of the future and chips on the Moon. My flash fiction collections are big fun and they're available now.
ko-fi.com
Visit Alasdair Stuart's Shop!
I've opened a shop. Come take a look!
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Jayson with bats! @eatdice.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Name your fav non-Disney cartoon.
media.tenor.com
a cartoon of sam and max riding in a car with a license plate that says bigfoot
Alt: Animated portrayal of Sam (a six-foot tall canine shamus in a suit) and Max (a hyperkinetic rabbity thing) highway surfing on top of a 1960 DeSoto Adventurer.
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Jayson with bats! @eatdice.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Literally 30 years ago, a guy said he would give me a ride to Gen Con and ditched me instead. Despite all the terrible things other people have done, I hate him more than anyone else in the universe.
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Jayson with bats! @eatdice.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Please insert angry work post here.
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
my latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com
Two hooded figures with lamps approach a moonlit, isolated cottage.
A woman answers the door.
We have come for the child, says the hooded figure
So soon? she asks
It is time, says the hooded figure.
The woman is distraught. We should never have got him a library card!
What is done cannot be undone, says the hooded figure
We couldn’t see the harm! We just wanted him to enjoy reading! 
For most, it ends there, says the hooded figure, turning away and walking into the wilderness
Oh lord, What have I done! says the woman,
the child walks past her and out into the darkness with them.
Do not cry mother. 
I am a writer now.
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Jayson with bats! @eatdice.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I just think he's really neat.
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