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@eatdice.bsky.social
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I'm here to eat dice and give excellent advice, and I am not even remotely close to being out of dice. Was @luftwaffle in the bad place.

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Jayson with bats! @eatdice.bsky.social · 15h
He is exactly who I think of when I picture the perfect Arthur Dent.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 08/10/2026
do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life
flyer on a pole reading 

I CAN CHOP ANYTHING 
WOOD TIRE STRONG WOOD
(with action photos)
$400 REWARD for bringing me something I CANNOT CHOP 
chopping is how I keep my mind thinking good Thoughts
(contact info9
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Jayson with bats! @eatdice.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dear cybersecurity who revoked my access entirely on Friday because I had, a week prior, started a new position and insists my manager, who had already approved a ticket to reinstate my access, somehow approve it MORE: Why? What frustration and shit not getting done engine are you powering?
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pretty kate machine @littlefreaklibrary.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Legally we aren’t allowed to call it the lament configuration
Evil wooden puzzle
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Jayson with bats! @eatdice.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Happy belated, hope it was, and everything else continues to be, grand.
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Jayson with bats! @eatdice.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Let me introduce you to Hieronymous Bosch. As you can see, he's really really pleased to meet me.
A spider monkey from Star Wars sits on the shoulder of a grinning, bald, bearded lunatic wearing a green They Might Be Giants shirt featuring a squirrel playing some manner of horn.
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Jayson with bats! @eatdice.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I can hear this drawing.
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Jayson with bats! @eatdice.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Eyebrow Raised Eyebrow
Alt: Milhouse waggling eyebrows
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Jayson with bats! @eatdice.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That's some premium shambling mound. I might know a fella who would be interested in such a thing. (It is me)
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The Cabinet of Doctor Alasdairi @alasdairstuart.com · 17/09/2026
Locking this later today, so now's the time.
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
sir you're telling me THIS is the fearsome creature of halloween season? THIS???
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
A simple line drawing with halftone shading of the titular pig-man from the movie Porco Rosso. He’s wearing a trench coat with the collar turned up and a wide brimmed fedora and sunglasses. His mouth is wide open in a sarcastic laugh. A word balloon says, ‘Maybe it will happen today’
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Kara Amens 🏳️‍🌈 @karads9.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Jayson with bats! @eatdice.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Glad you made it back safe, the entire country is lessened by your absence.
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Jayson with bats! @eatdice.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Flatbed is a fine gob.
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mankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
priceless pyrenees wisdom ✨
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Check out these cool frogs I found, neo.
Instead of the red and blue pills, Morpheus is holding out two of those green tree frogs that look like Kermit
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Alice the Pettable @chizita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 01/09/2026
This pelican is a liar and a charlatan.
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Jayson with bats! @eatdice.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
That is an amazing find!
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cryptic 🦇 pollinator @magicscience.info · 28/08/2026
good news
ad mockup for new Barilla "One Single Brick-Sized Noodle" (Al Dente Perfection in 38-40 minutes) with image of cooked brick-sized noodle on a plate with sauce and grated parmesan.
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Jayson with bats! @eatdice.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Finished playing Restory recently and it is a supremely relaxing game. Putting aside unnecessary ham-handed drama toward the end, it was just fixing stuff. A highlight was the "hacker mode" you go into whenever you are doing anything firmware or software related. Made me giggle with glee each time.
static.klipy.com
Laptop Hacking
Alt: Laptop Hacking, but a cat
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Jayson with bats! @eatdice.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
As a person who continues to exist alongside my various traumas, I heartily recommend the novel Home Sick.
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Jayson with bats! @eatdice.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Can't wait. Looking forward to the game as well!
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Jayson with bats! @eatdice.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
What's your favorite Bible verse? Wrong answers only.
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Jayson with bats! @eatdice.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
When do we get a Magnagothica: Maleghast themed Necromolds set?
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Jayson with bats! @eatdice.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
If it were only released a few years earlier there might have been an EGA version, which would def cut down on the number of yellows. To the chrono-john!
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Jayson with bats! @eatdice.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Their turnip hat is also very nice.
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Andrew Curry @andrewcurry.com · 11/08/2026
The man's skeletal injuries looked like a train hit him, but he died in 1304 CE. At #ppa26Berlin last week, @uniofbradford.bsky.social scientist Jo Buckberry concluded he was likely whacked by a flying boulder, making him the first confirmed trebuchet death in the archaeological record. @science.org
science.org
Shattered skeleton in Scottish castle is first confirmed death from trebuchet
“Devastation” across body of 14th century warrior indicates horrific demise from flying boulder
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Phineas, a corpse @phineas.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
A digital approximation of a medieval illuminated manuscript marginal illustration. It's a mixed up creature as they often did. It has blue bird-like legs, feet and body, a yellowish-orange neck with lighter stripes, and in place of a head the neck disappears into an armored gauntlet holding a candle.A brrd wing colored mauve-ish purple and green covers the creature's back, and instead or a normal back end situation it has a monstrous animal face emerging to the rear from under the wing: red with one horn on it's snout, long lower teeth and two eyes on the same side. Additionally it's nose is growing a tree limb with branches and leaves curling off of it. A golden banner is emerging from the red animal's mouth to curl around under the entire beast. On the banner is lettering reading 'Maybe it will happen today.'
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Jayson with bats! @eatdice.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I will listen if you don't mind me clawing at the dash and shrieking like a cheerleader
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Jayson with bats! @eatdice.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Remember: slower pizza's more luscious
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Jayson with bats! @eatdice.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I am going to be zen about the shitty co-worker who is ALWAYS shitty because he had to put his dog down. But Prime's energon-infused lug nuts, he really left me with a bag of manure this time.
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Jayson with bats! @eatdice.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I kinda dig the hand with the eyeball and the "shrew" box.
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Jayson with bats! @eatdice.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
You will be missed, of course, but you gotta take care of that noggin.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 23/07/2026
I personally think it’s great that we are inventing guys that the X-Men are supposed to fight
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Natalie Metzger @thefuzzyslug.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
#Jimothy 🦝
fanart illustration of a very short and round raccoon with a tiny tail and long legs, made internet famous this week. The raccoon's name is Jimothy and lives in Ballard (Seattle). Jimothy is holding a partially eaten pink frosting donut with sprinkles in his mouth and giving the viewer a bit of side-eye (side profile). Text below Jimothy says "thriving" in fancy cursive with black hearts for the "I" dots and a little raccoon tail on the tail of the "g". The background is a blob of greens with the outer blob looking a bit hairy/hedgy.
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Jayson with bats! @eatdice.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This fills me with joy and donuts
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Jayson with bats! @eatdice.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Such wisdom
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Jayson with bats! @eatdice.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I am pleased on both counts!
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Jayson with bats! @eatdice.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I hope you got to eat your burrito before the jackass did and I also hope it was delicious.
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Jayson with bats! @eatdice.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
One day left! Seven more people for Tallblin (Tall Goblin) stretch goal! Do it!
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Jayson with bats! @eatdice.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
If I could get this to 100 backers so that I could get that tall stretch goal goblin, I would do a little dance.
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Jayson with bats! @eatdice.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Frogposting
A green and brown frog sitting on stones in shallow water.A brownish frog with head just above the surface of the water, between two lily pads and under a water lily bloom.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Happy Return of the Living Dead day to all who celebrate
Still from the movie Return of the Living dead showing the main building. Text reads
"July 3, 1984
5:30 P.M. Eastern Daylight Time"
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The ɅɅeech @diedfrombeing.labeledrude.online · 03/07/2026
neal is the closest thing to a kaiju we get
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Need a little joy in your life? Have you considered: baby elephant in a sprinkler? You will certainly not regret baby elephant in a sprinkler. This is Sam Houston, an Asian elephant born April 1, 2026 to parents Bluebell & Romeo. 🐘 (📷: Fort Worth Zoo)
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RossyDoesDrawings (commissions open) @rossydoesdrawings.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
My kickstarter finishes in ten days and here is a new colour scheme for Tode. They're my personal favourite goblin from this batch of goblins. Casting by @ramshacklegames.bsky.social Wall is from @fenrisgames.com Door is out of production Rackham www.kickstarter.com/projects/ros...
a photo of a goblin miniature who is wearing a gown and a pointed hat.a photo of a goblin miniature
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Jayson with bats! @eatdice.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Poor Ming
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