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Joshua Davidson @keplernorth.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Fish
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 6h
I was watching a basketball game on an illegal streaming site once, and during a commerical break they played the video for Losing My Religion for some reason and then later they played footage of the plane hitting the second tower on 9/11
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Morris “Day and The Time” Katz @vodkasnowflake.bsky.social · 14h
🌝
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 14h
broncos orange crush jerseys are maybe the best NFL jersey ever
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bitch king of angmar @sarahdemp.bsky.social · 14h
"someone's downfall happening/me watching bc I prayed for it" meme but dodgers flavored
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 14h
They’re doing everything right, they’ve come back in every game, they hit dingers, they play station to station, if they have a lead in the 7th you’re fucking dead. They’re the 2015 Royals with more pop
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 14h
hell yeah brother, congratulations
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 14h
SMOKING THE LOS ANGELES DODGERS PACK
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 14h
Put on the Brewers radio for the last 3 outs...did not know they also got a very silly Rally House jingle in Milwaukee
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 17h
it was a graveyard fuck
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no great matter @itsabigail.bsky.social · 17h
“I know they won 103 games, but they’re not supposed to be what the dodgers are supposed to be” I am losing my MIND
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 17h
jesus fucking CHRIST
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 18h
Young Sheldon
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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 15/10/2026
Not at all a novel observation but if pro Israel people are not capable of seeing that Talarico et al are actually bending over backwards to limit their criticism of Israeli policy to one man and that this is the most charitable light for Israel possible then they are simply doomed.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 19h
1) vance has this weird preoccupation with demanding that people show him gratitude 2) this is just another expression of the idea that some americans don’t count and at most should be seen and not heard
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 19h
Have Neil organize the bracket
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Jazmine Ulloa @jazmineulloa.bsky.social · 20h
Breaking: An ICE operation in Houston left a Mexican man struck and injured by an S.U.V., but a bulletin of the target shows a man who died in 2017, his daughter told us. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/15/u...
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ICE Agents Who Rammed a Worker in Houston Were Chasing a Dead Man, Family Says (Gift Article)
An ICE operation in Houston left a Mexican man struck and injured by an S.U.V., but a bulletin of the target shows a man who died in 2017, his daughter said.
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 20h
which "original kings of catchphrase comedy" character are you? I am slappy pappy
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 22h
I still think the Tampa Bay Flappy Bois got this
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 22h
hell yeah
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 22h
i don’t think that’s going to happen
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 22h
Ninja Gaiden 1 Ninja Gaiden 2 Ninja Gaiden 3 CruisinUSA
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 22h
Same story every time with these guys
Near the end of the lunch, he also launched into a tirade against a Democratic proposal to hike taxes on the wealthiest 0.01% of American households. "The billionaire tax seemed to offend him more than anything we'd done on Al or even crypto," says Bruce Reed, one of the handful of White House advisers who had joined the meeting.
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 22h
What do you think is the smallest metro that someone made a "(metro area) mentioned" meme for
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 23h
Petey Halpin is an incredible name
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 23h
here is the thing about making college ball more like the NFL: the NFL is better than you by every conceivable metric. it is a trillion dollar entertainment machine engineered to create incredibly dramatic 38-35 games every single week you have: rutgers
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Andy Tulin (Subscribe to The Post Presence version) @andytulin.net · 15/10/2026
Many of us knew this from the start, yet you motherfuckers in the corporate media insisted on treating it as an existential crisis for the league bc it was doing numbers on the Nazi site that you still treat as the town square
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 23h
every game used to feel like life or death because one loss could ruin your season. The drama is gone.
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 23h
What is even the point of the regular season, maybe the biggest selling point of college football, when you have a path to a title at 4 losses
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 23h
I know people bitched about it enough that they created a national title game to begin with. But I am convinced more and more that they should have stuck with the pre-BCS, bowl games are all determined by tie-ins, you can have 2 champs format.
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Will Warren @statsbywill.bsky.social · 23h
Sport's over. You're not coming back from this. It's Diet NFL and the NFL creates more interesting narratives every week now.
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 23h
yeah I might be done with this shit after this season lol. This is not the CFB I fell in love with.
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 23h
There's something wrong about seeing the Devil Rays throwbacks in the ALCS. Sorry but those jerseys should be reserved for a last place 50 win team. They're great jerseys, but they're not the jerseys of a winning team.
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Average republican voter
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SickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
You’ve seen stutter step penalties but how about this stutter walk penalty in the Caribbean Cup semifinal?
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I do feel like "attacking the hated billionaire owners of the local sports team" could be a pretty good way of connecting to voters across the country, especially since 95% of them are Republican donors
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
They're both making Uber Driver Sucked Me Off?!? face
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hannah gais @hannahgais.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Gamers must rise up to support Republicans this November if we want to save our society
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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
D-Day Remembrance Promo CNN 1994-06-05 : 1s
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Clayton “Death” @itsclaybaby.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
(hooting) (hollering)
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tara 🎃 @magnolia2010.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
dude, that jake bauers story about having to re-up minor league ball for health insurance for his pregnant wife? not a cute charming human interest story! a scathing indictment of our system!
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Why does it seem like the California teams are the most chud adjacent teams in the league
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Kyrie Page @kyriepage.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Paulie Walnuts from the Sopranos
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Pause
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brian @trappedinazorb.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
kinda crazy the dodgers ruined baseball forever just to go out like stan chera
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marshlands @marshlands.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
the skyline, the logo, the title, the supremes on the sdtk... to me this is the most powerful 3 seconds to open a movie ever
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Tweet from deg (@degg):

the cvs cashier asked me how im doing as i put some diarrhea medicine on the counter. "not great man ive got diarrhea" i told him
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
There's nothing worse than your team being a struggling contender's get right game
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Season's over
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 14/10/2026
IN THIS HOUSE, WE BELIEVE:
DOGS CAN PEE ON THE YARD 
IT'S TOTALLY FINE 
THAT'S HOW DOGS WORK 
SCIENCE IS REAL 
DOG SCIENCE 
THEY PEE PLACES
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