Beef fizz @dylannice.bsky.social · 26/12/2025Hope everyone is enjoying their Maxwell house brewed in a Mr. Coffee with 2% milk as creamer 000 0
Beef fizz @dylannice.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Have you guys heard that Mamdani proposed building one big hot water heater for the whole city? 000 0
Beef fizz @dylannice.bsky.social · 07/10/2025I think hiding a big secret would be enough to give an NFL kicker a case of the yips 000 0
Reposted by Beef fizzceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 29/08/2025and it looks like the pencil is invisible. great 0373 0
Beef fizz @dylannice.bsky.social · 18/08/2025All these people quit drinking because they’re lame and trying to be healthy. I did it because I’m awesome and a recovering alcoholic 040 0
Beef fizz @dylannice.bsky.social · 16/08/2025Honestly it’s pretty cray that public transportation isn’t already free 000 0
Beef fizz @dylannice.bsky.social · 15/08/2025The incredible thing about this app isn’t that it’s a worse Twitter, it’s that it’s a worse Threads 000 0
Reposted by Beef fizzAlex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 26/07/2025As a sci-fi space marine, I hate it when the motion tracker shows a swarm of glowing dots converging on my position 1452283 0
Beef fizz @dylannice.bsky.social · 07/08/2025I thought driving a Jeep was embarrassing enough and then they started putting rubber duckies on their dashboards 010 0
Beef fizz @dylannice.bsky.social · 05/08/2025It’s not fair that Bobby Hill was 13 in 1997 and gets to be 21 in 2025 000 0
Beef fizz @dylannice.bsky.social · 05/08/2025There’s no need to stir this natural peanut butter, unless you don’t like oily as fuck peanut butter, then you should probably stir it 000 0
Beef fizz @dylannice.bsky.social · 01/08/2025William Shakespeare high as shit: man, fortune is like…outrageous 010 0
Reposted by Beef fizzDevi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 31/07/2025I’m not poor. I’m rich in debt 12410 0
Beef fizz @dylannice.bsky.social · 01/08/2025Tfw your communist friend makes more money than you 020 0
Beef fizz @dylannice.bsky.social · 26/07/2025Sometimes I get annoyed that city folk don’t understand just how big a hog can get 030 0
Beef fizz @dylannice.bsky.social · 23/07/2025I do traditionally masculine things all the time—build a shed, work on my car—and have never had someone try to stop me. 000 0
Beef fizz @dylannice.bsky.social · 23/07/2025I listen to one chemical brothers song and then the algorithm takes me on a tour of the most dogshit pop music the 90s had to offer 010 0
Beef fizz @dylannice.bsky.social · 22/07/2025Me: my girlfriend won’t have sex with me just because she had surgery on her abdomen a few days ago. ChatGPT: what a bitch 022 0
Beef fizz @dylannice.bsky.social · 21/07/2025Imagine riding around on a motorcycle bothering people everywhere you go 000 0
Beef fizz @dylannice.bsky.social · 16/07/2025I thought MAGA understood Trump was a client of Epstein’s but was reformed now, like the apostle Paul 042 0
Beef fizz @dylannice.bsky.social · 15/07/2025I hate how they keep tinkering with shit and making it worse. If I touch my car window button a smidge the window goes the entire fucking way down, then I try to stop it and it keeps going all the way back up. Fuck this 000 0
Beef fizz @dylannice.bsky.social · 14/07/2025It’s my birthday today and I believe age is just a number. Unless it is someone else’s age, then it is meaningful 020 0
Reposted by Beef fizzJinothy @jinah.bsky.social · 11/07/2025"We're gonna get rid of this rain folks... We're going to soak it up. I just talked to the president of paper towels, Mr. Bounty and he said he's invented the thickest quickest picker upper" *shoots rolls of paper towels out of a t shirt cannon into a crowd* 14110 0
Beef fizz @dylannice.bsky.social · 11/07/2025When I saw the trailer for the Superman movie I noticed it did not look gritty and that was refreshing 010 0
Beef fizz @dylannice.bsky.social · 11/07/2025Ah yes, regulations are famously bad at checks notes *making drinking water safe* 010 0
Reposted by Beef fizzchris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 10/07/2025Of course I am glowing, Susan, I just huffed all of the neon out of this OPEN sign. 023085 0
Reposted by Beef fizzJaycubedla @jaycubed2k.bsky.social · 09/07/2025One time the kid working at McDonald's handed me a sloppy ice cream cone and just said "sorry they made it kinda shitty" and closed the drive through window I've never had more respect for a worker in any profession 0568 0
Reposted by Beef fizzBeef fizz @dylannice.bsky.social · 07/07/2025Look at this cool, chill bar I found 001 0
Beef fizz @dylannice.bsky.social · 09/07/2025My neighbor is always doing stuff like excitedly offering me Todd Rundgren tickets and then being deflated when I don’t want them 010 0
Reposted by Beef fizzSunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 07/07/2025sorry, i can’t, me & the other dads in the neighborhood are busy calibrating the noise levels on our leaf blowers. 0127 0
Reposted by Beef fizzJustmebutnot1 @justmebutnot1.bsky.social · 07/07/2025Connections: Cake : pube : gum : cell phone Things you find in a urinal 0103 0
Reposted by Beef fizzdrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 07/07/2025the stephen king book "thinner" was inspired by his attempts to order freshly sliced ham from the deli counter 21827 0
Beef fizz @dylannice.bsky.social · 06/07/2025Going to open a bakery where everything is a day old and sold at a discount 000 0
Reposted by Beef fizzJackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 06/07/2025some frankly amazing AI slop that someone decided to try and post on the r/dataisbeautiful subreddit 2232036375 0
Reposted by Beef fizzGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 06/07/2025"call me ishmael" lol way to dox yourself bro 07312 0
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