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Dylan Garner

@dylangarner.bsky.social
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RVA. Support public schools and nerdy sports discourse.

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Sarah Spain ✨ @sarahspain.com · 02/10/2026
I feel like I’m taking crazy pills.
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Shady Inference 🌫️ @blot.city · 02/10/2026
Yeah man meet this fucking guy. Meet this fucking guy who got exposed in 2016 as having given $10k to an explicitly neonazi PAC. I have gone to hell while I am still alive because I am cursed with recall of things that happened more than five minutes ago.
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Dunnah @dunnah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good morning
A dbag with a bat swinging at trash
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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Chris Sale slams the door on the Phillies. Braves are moving on.
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Baseball GIFs @baseballgifs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Chris Sale strikes out Bryce Harper who doesn't run to first
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Lindsay Crosby, big baseball guy @crosbybaseball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Joey Votto with one out in the 4th: "I do not see the Braves scoring any more runs the rest of the way" LITERALLY FOUR PITCHES LATER:
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Baseball GIFs @baseballgifs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ozzie Albies gives the Braves a 5-0 lead with a 2-run shot
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Baseball GIFs @baseballgifs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
MIKE HARRIS GIVES THE BRAVES AN EARLY LEAD WITH A 3-RUN GOLF SHOT
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Absolutely embarrassing stuff
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
🤡 Schmitt beclowns himself 🤡 Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atl for a Hawks game and to collude with Fani Willis, & flashed his "evidence" before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- his facts were totally wrong. Here's the whole sequence:
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why is it so funny to me that they added that big picture of the Atlanta Hawks arena
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Atlanta Braves @bravesbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Brb gonna go watch this over and over again #LetItFly
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Austin Riley’s (d)Rakes™️ @rileysrakes.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Nick Markakis accepting his 2018 GQ best dressed award for his legendary MLB All Star Game outfit
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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
White Sox and Astros both having a bullpen game for Game 1
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
LMFAOOOOOO
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 23/09/2026
The official trailer for "YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING" the new Nathan Fielder film about Elizabeth HOLMES. This whole thing is so wild.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 22/09/2026
there are so many amazing, life-changing things you can do with computers and i think it's a serious problem the companies that make them keep trying to sell them by saying "do you hate everyone in your life? are you less of a person than a hollow automaton waiting to be told what to do by me?"
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Baseball GIFs @baseballgifs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ronald Acuña Jr. grand slams the Astros to give the Braves the lead
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Chiefs' RBs have run for an average of 7.23 yards AFTER contact according to TruMedia, the 2nd-highest mark for a Chiefs' RB group since 2019. Obviously the Broncos' run defense and tackling will be better, but this Chiefs' RB room has some legit juice
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Saag 900 Turbo @anhedonismbot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 11/09/2026
it's Lock the Fuck In Friday. if you lock in now you'll be ready in time for Head on a Swivel Saturday. and we all know a successful head on a swivel saturday is the key to a good start on Keep it Moving Monday
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RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 03/09/2026
Polymarket edited a picture of Ball State QB Keldric Luster to make him look fatter for cheap engagement bait. The Cardinals SID had none of it.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 01/09/2026
I would like ask JD Vance about Pierre Damas Bel.
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River_Tam @rivertam.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This is bonkers
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Loser behavior from a guy who’s clinging like a shriveled old barnacle to a sport he doesn’t actually care about in a desperate bid for relevance. Do not cede one inch to him or anyone who acts this way.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
LMAOOOOOOOOOO somebody finally asked the transphobes if they know any WNBA players besides and NOPE
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The Richmonder @richmonder.org · 14/08/2026
Highland Springs student who became NASCAR's first Black female driver returns home www.richmonder.org/highland-spr...
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Highland Springs student who became NASCAR's first Black female driver returns home
“There were times when I didn’t know if it was going to work out.”
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Mark @mlnga.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The current Lakers owner is being investigated by Trump's government for tax fraud. Today, it was announced that he is selling the team to a member of the Kushner family. A complete coincidence, I'm sure.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
If you are a causal watcher and you hear people saying this, and no pushback, you assume its true. No wonder people are mad. But in reality, this is what the actual evidence, still on the CDC website, says: www.cdc.gov/covid/vaccin...
More than a million pregnant women around the world have received an mRNA COVID-19 vaccine, before and during pregnancy. Studies have shown no increased risk for complications like miscarriage, preterm delivery, stillbirth, or birth defects.678910111213
mRNA COVID-19 vaccines during pregnancy reduce the risk of severe illness and other health effects from COVID-19. COVID-19 vaccination might help prevent stillbirths and preterm delivery.67141511
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Meg Rowley @megrowler.fangraphs.com · 07/08/2026
These ghouls don’t care about the W or women’s sports more generally, and they certainly don’t care about women and girls. Trans women pose no threat to me as a cis woman, but these weirdos and their pinched, stifling understanding of gender sure as hell do.
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 07/08/2026
Hello local business, your AI ads are costing you customers: aftermath.site/ai-poster-ad-f...
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This is remarkable
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.
To O’Mara, the diet is not just a temporary means of losing weight but a way to eat for good. He has been doing it for 10 years, and credits it with turning his life around. At one point in our conversation he pulled up the Bristol Stool Chart, which ranges from Type 1 (“separate, hard pellets”) to Type 7 (“watery, no solid pieces”). O’Mara is consistently delivering Type 4 (“smooth, soft, like a snake”), with pointed ends, indicative of healthy rectal function, he told me. “When you start eating healthy, you don’t need toilet paper,” he claimed. “Animals in the wild have no residual stool on their anus.” He described a proper bowel movement to me this way: odorless, wipe-free, over in three to seven seconds and “nearly orgasmic.”

“I could have a bowel movement behind a sheet at a dinner party in the corner of the room,” he said, “and nobody would know.”
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8 Matts in a Duffel Bag @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
i’m never gonna be able to fire a cruise missile yet the question of using my tax dollars for them has never been up for debate
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
A good commissioner steps in now before every WNBA game becomes a rightwing performance space, like school board meetings were during peak CRT. You just have to throw the hammer down on this. Do not give them an inch.
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Baseball GIFs @baseballgifs.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Ozzie Albies ties the game with a solo homer in the eighth
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
In addition to being morally abhorrent, this is both factually wrong as to the people who ICE has killed and legally wrong as to when lethal force can be used.
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Jay Jaffe @jayjaffe.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Legit LOL
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Dylan Garner @dylangarner.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
dawg the brazilians are calling it asfaltos unidos in the QTs we're getting cooked
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 16/07/2026
"The South Jersey store's owner, Johnny Gabagool, says the theft spoiled around $20,000 worth of food." come the fuck on.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 14/07/2026
ai food in these posters always looks like nightmare sequences in shows where someone will be eating what they think is delicious food but then they look down and turns out its maggots and other bugs
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Caitlin Cooper @caitlinmaycooper.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Hire humans
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Caitlin Cooper @caitlinmaycooper.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Me, reading the headline: this makes no sense Me, reading the byline: oh, this makes sense
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Derek VanRiper @dvr.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Roster Resource rules. The median salary for the current Top 20 position players by fWAR is $840,350. The average salary for that group: $10.95M. - BUT - it's $4.84M if you remove Shohei Ohtani and Juan Soto. 12 of the top 20 players by fWAR are making LESS than $1M this season.
FanGraphs leaderboard of the Top-20 qualified position players in baseball through July 10th, 2026.
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Bradford Pearson @bradfordpearson.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I truly don’t see how this country can go on if we don’t ban online sports betting. This story is stomach-turning.
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FanDuel sent a personal message from Phillies star Bryce Harper to a customer with a gambling addiction
Terry Thompson lost $1.5 million on bets he placed with FanDuel. The company gave him VIP treatment — including a personalized video message from the Phillies' All-Star first baseman.
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blaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
need you all to see this deeply indescribable cooking video
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Baseball GIFs @baseballgifs.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Bo Bichette is gunned down at home by a relay throw from Jim Jarvis
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 05/07/2026
more like no-way and brazilch
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