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Austin Riley’s (d)Rakes™️

@rileysrakes.bsky.social
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Your friendly neighborhood Atlanta Braves/pro wrestling/tennis/shitposting account. Immigrant’s kid.

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Patrick Daugherty @rotopat.bsky.social · 8h
The gift shop is running out of B. Robinson license plates
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 14h
Holy shit.
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Andy Harris @k26dp.bsky.social · 17h
Hat tip to the Dodgers for letting them stay there. A lot of teams would have required that they move or remove their Braves gear, especially for a nationally televised game.
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Austin Riley’s (d)Rakes™️ @rileysrakes.bsky.social · 22h
It is extremely important that the Falcons use absolutely no good Atlanta luck tonight. You wouldn’t know what the hell to do with it anyway.
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Austin Riley’s (d)Rakes™️ @rileysrakes.bsky.social · 22h
Happy victory Monday, Braves fans Act up today
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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
On one hand I am begging any of the big guns to do literally anything. At the same time I watching $900 billion get mowed down by Ray Kerr and Dylan Dodd so
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brando @brando37.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Two wholeass playoff rotations on the injured list and heading home 1-1 vs the Dodgers. This sport is so goddamn stupid.
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Austin Riley’s (d)Rakes™️ @rileysrakes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Andy Harris @k26dp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Have faith in yourself as much as Walt Weiss has faith in Didier Fuentes.
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
New Atlanta Braves 2026 playoff hashtag; #IFrewUp
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Austin Riley’s (d)Rakes™️ @rileysrakes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
GUTS ARE BUBBLING
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Cade @sir-cade.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When you press seek on the car radio
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Austin Riley’s (d)Rakes™️ @rileysrakes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Should be fine right
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Austin Riley’s (d)Rakes™️ @rileysrakes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ATTA BOY DORN
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jadyn. @itsjadynnow.com · 05/10/2026
if nobody's got me, rh ozzie's got me
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Austin Riley’s (d)Rakes™️ @rileysrakes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
he he Bubic
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Atlanta Braves @bravesbot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
OctobKerr #LetItFly
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Austin Riley’s (d)Rakes™️ @rileysrakes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Really we only lost 4.78-3
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Eric Vickrey @ericvickrey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Player of the game.
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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Austin Riley’s (d)Rakes™️ @rileysrakes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Matthew I don’t ask for much
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Austin Riley’s (d)Rakes™️ @rileysrakes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
GIT EM BIG SMURPH
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Mike B @madhominem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I almost forgot the hype music www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JfE...
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Outkast - So Fresh, So Clean (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by OutkastVEVO
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Austin Riley’s (d)Rakes™️ @rileysrakes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
May the Braves knock dongs this afternoon
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Powerpuff Bubbles Seance Circle
ALT: Powerpuff Bubbles Seance Circle
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Austin Riley’s (d)Rakes™️ @rileysrakes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Freddie’s veneers And Mookie’s shitty beard And Treinen’s podium thievery Can all kiss my ass
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Dunnah @dunnah.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nevertheless, eat shit Dodgers, today and forevermore. But mostly today.
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Austin Riley’s (d)Rakes™️ @rileysrakes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Today is a great day to hate Notre Dame football
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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Damn I had this shit premade and ready to go and forgot to post
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Austin Riley’s (d)Rakes™️ @rileysrakes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Please my heart can only withstand so much joy
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Austin Riley’s (d)Rakes™️ @rileysrakes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Our greatest living bluesman ❤️
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Atlanta Braves @bravesbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Woke up like
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
A murder of crows? You mean caws of death??
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Tommy Poe @walkoffwalk.net · 02/10/2026
Guys, the morning after a postseason win is better than a postseason loss.
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Austin Riley’s (d)Rakes™️ @rileysrakes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
OUR BOY GOT A TSHIRT 🥹
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Dunnah @dunnah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don’t know if our veins can withstand another injection, but here goes nothing
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gracelyn @gracklyn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this is the funniest one
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ehwilson3.bsky.social @ehwilson3.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Harper can’t resist the far right.
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Dunnah @dunnah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good morning
A dbag with a bat swinging at trash
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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I regret to inform the fuckin car nerds that flames might actually make the car go faster
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Jeff @jeffdonahoo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Dad, whose statue is that outside Truist Park?” “That’s Ray Kerr, son.”
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Andrew Panariello @andrewyakgator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
KerrMode™️ Activated.
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Austin Riley’s (d)Rakes™️ @rileysrakes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The lines Ben comes up with are unbelievable. Tonight I heard: “A wet bar of soap came at him” (a tough grounder for the pitcher to field) and “It’d take him two days to walk out of sight” (In reference to Dom Smith’s speed on the basepaths)
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Austin Riley’s (d)Rakes™️ @rileysrakes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Puberty was but a distant dream for young Rakes
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Austin Riley’s (d)Rakes™️ @rileysrakes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sorely disappointed to report that the “Let It Fly” Oktoberfest beer at the Blue Moon Tap House is mid af
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Austin Riley’s (d)Rakes™️ @rileysrakes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
May the lord bless Ray Kerr and his progeny
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Austin Riley’s (d)Rakes™️ @rileysrakes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
LET IT FUCKING FLY
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Austin Riley’s (d)Rakes™️ @rileysrakes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
JUST GOT TO THE BATTERY LITTLE MAN GO BOOM
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Paddy Panic @paddypanic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
DESTROY THIS FUCKING TEAM
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Dunnah @dunnah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
NASDAQ S&P 500 MIKE HFDHSBSKSFHDIDBDJFJ
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