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dwightprivilege.bsky.social @dwightprivilege.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Got banned from Reddit for calling Leon Musk “the thinnest skinned man alive.” I should have focused on real issues like white genocide. 😕 Free speech is alive and well well

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wint @dril.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

getting carbombed after a palantir thinktank pays me $125 to pretend to be a Gay Looking Ethical Non Monogamist who is glad alcatraz closed

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

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Alistair Barrie @alistairbarrie.com · 04/03/2026

I am now in my 55th year of being an imminent millionaire.

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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

I can't think of anything less patriotic than allowing a corrupt pedophile to suspend the constitution so he can murder citizens, enrich himself, and imprison journalists.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/01/2026

Trump’s First Year In Office theonion.com/trumps-first-year-in-o…

Trump lays wreath at Tomb of Unknown Molester

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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/01/2026

Steph Curry Finally Finishes Eating Mouthguard

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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

It would be so cool if the United States Congress still existed.

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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

i think movies should not start 30 minutes after their listed time

the norman rockwell standing up at a meeting guy

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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/12/2025

Cop Posing As Underage Girl Online Falls In Love With Pedophile theonion.com/cop-posing-as-underage…

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L S D @lsdaif.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

Teach a man who hates socialism and votes for authoritarianism to farm and he can receive socialist handouts for life from the government that bankrupted him in the first place.

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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 28/10/2025

i cannot believe that “mamdani calls a close adult relative an ‘aunt’ even if they are not literally their parent’s sister” is what counts as a “scandal” these days

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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/10/2025

Boy Believed To Be Next Reincarnation Of Regional KFC Manager Discovered In Chatfield, MN theonion.com/boy-believed-to-be-nex…

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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/10/2025

Black Homeowners Receive Higher Appraisal After Displaying Pictures Of Klan Members

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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2025

Dickhead In Sanchez Jersey Turns Out To Be Mark Sanchez

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Jason Kander @jasonkander.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

I was a skeptic about the import of the Epstein files. But 3 invasions of cities, one military buildup outside Venezuela, a government shutdown, and so many other things meant to distract have me convinced whatever’s in there is the biggest presidential scandal in U.S. history.

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dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system

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dwightprivilege.bsky.social @dwightprivilege.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Today is a good day to cancel your Disney+ membership

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God @thegodshow.com · 18/09/2025

Man, a lot of crazy shit has happened since Epstein’s birthday letter was released a week ago Monday.

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Joe Uchill @joeuchill.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Disney didn't watch Andor

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Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

It is possible to hold both of these things true at the same time: 1) political violence is never an appropriate choice in a civilized society 2) Charlie Kirk’s dream is to create exactly the kind of society he currently lives in, as spoken from his own mouth

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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/09/2025

U.S. Military Strikes Boat Allegedly Carrying Cartel Members theonion.com/u-s-military-strikes-b…

“Sounds like we’ve seen the last of drugs.”

Ray Agruss, Repair Specialist

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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 31/08/2025

🚨BREAKING: Bread is now woke, according to Alex Phillips

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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/08/2025

Scalpers Jack Up Price Of Colorado Rockies Ticket To $11 theonion.com/scalpers-jack-up-price…

Scalpers Jack Up Price Of Colorado Rockies Ticket To $11

Fans Ask How Ball Club Still Has Heart To Charge Admission At All

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Steve Everitt @steve-everitt.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

New rule. A parent may only propose removing a book from the school library only after reading it in its entirety and delivering a book report to the librarian. Until then no discussion shall be entered into.

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belanger.bsky.social @belanger.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

ICE officer playing Wolfenstein on his steam deck and shaking his head the whole time so his coworkers know he disagrees with it

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Ruth Ann Crystal @drruth.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

A team went nine games without making a single goal. The fans decided to help.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/08/2025

New Law Requires 15% Of Cocaine Received By Child Actors Be Set Aside For Future theonion.com/new-law-requires-15-of…

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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/08/2025

Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.

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Lemon twist @wattnaught.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.

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Tommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

citing sources: a modern guide!

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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

BLIND FURY (1989)

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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 22/07/2025

This is Goose. He's here to perform his own rendition of "Piano Man" by Billy Joel. 13/10 please enjoy

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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/07/2025

Local Dumbfuck On Jumbotron Waits Until Last Damn Second To Wave theonion.com/local-d...

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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/07/2025

This house is ideal, apart from one bedroom having a full-size Skee-Ball machine in it. We don’t know how they got it in there. Did they assemble it inside? Was the house built around it? We can’t figure it out.

Reference #257977

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

What’s going on with my "tops" and, in some cases, "bottoms?”

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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 12/07/2025

President constantly beefing with people like Rosie O’Donnell is proof that he shouldn’t be relevant at all fam he be in the White House tryna settle old scores with Milton Berle n shit

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