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dwightprivilege.bsky.social @dwightprivilege.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I got insta banned on reddit for calling Elon the “thinnest skinned man alive.”
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dwightprivilege.bsky.social @dwightprivilege.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Got banned from Reddit for calling Leon Musk “the thinnest skinned man alive.” I should have focused on real issues like white genocide. 😕 Free speech is alive and well well
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
getting carbombed after a palantir thinktank pays me $125 to pretend to be a Gay Looking Ethical Non Monogamist who is glad alcatraz closed
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dwightprivilege.bsky.social @dwightprivilege.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
This is dope
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dwightprivilege.bsky.social @dwightprivilege.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
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dwightprivilege.bsky.social @dwightprivilege.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
He looks so serious when shitting his pants
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.
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Alistair Barrie @alistairbarrie.com · 04/03/2026
I am now in my 55th year of being an imminent millionaire.
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dwightprivilege.bsky.social @dwightprivilege.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
What a stupid drawing…the DOW is over 50,000
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I can't think of anything less patriotic than allowing a corrupt pedophile to suspend the constitution so he can murder citizens, enrich himself, and imprison journalists.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/01/2026
Trump’s First Year In Office theonion.com/trumps-first-year-in-o…
Trump lays wreath at Tomb of Unknown Molester
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dwightprivilege.bsky.social @dwightprivilege.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
“How dare you criticize the work of Brett Ratner” said nobody ever
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dwightprivilege.bsky.social @dwightprivilege.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Metal Gear Solid 2 Metal Gear Solid 3 SnakeEater Tom Clancy Splinter Cell Shadow of the Colossus ICO GTA Vice City GTA San Andreas Bully Devil May Cry NBA Street 2 Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3 SSX Tricky Twisted Metal Black Burnout Revenge Gran Turismo 4 Viewtiful Joe Psychonauts Prince of Persia SOT…
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dwightprivilege.bsky.social @dwightprivilege.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
This looks amazing. Do you do commissions?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/01/2026
Steph Curry Finally Finishes Eating Mouthguard
Steph Curry Finally Finishes Eating Mouthguard
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
It would be so cool if the United States Congress still existed.
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
i think movies should not start 30 minutes after their listed time
the norman rockwell standing up at a meeting guy
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/12/2025
Cop Posing As Underage Girl Online Falls In Love With Pedophile theonion.com/cop-posing-as-underage…
Cop Posing As Underage Girl Online Falls In Love With Pedophile
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L S D @lsdaif.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Teach a man who hates socialism and votes for authoritarianism to farm and he can receive socialist handouts for life from the government that bankrupted him in the first place.
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dwightprivilege.bsky.social @dwightprivilege.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
The Offerman episode is great.
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dwightprivilege.bsky.social @dwightprivilege.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
In his defense he can’t see or hear anything cause his head is shoved up Dump’s ass
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 28/10/2025
i cannot believe that “mamdani calls a close adult relative an ‘aunt’ even if they are not literally their parent’s sister” is what counts as a “scandal” these days
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/10/2025
Boy Believed To Be Next Reincarnation Of Regional KFC Manager Discovered In Chatfield, MN theonion.com/boy-believed-to-be-nex…
Boy Believed To Be Next Reincarnation Of Regional KFC Manager Discovered In Chatfield, MN
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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/10/2025
Black Homeowners Receive Higher Appraisal After Displaying Pictures Of Klan Members
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2025
Dickhead In Sanchez Jersey Turns Out To Be Mark Sanchez
Dickhead In Sanchez Jersey Turns Out To Be Mark Sanchez
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Jason Kander @jasonkander.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
I was a skeptic about the import of the Epstein files. But 3 invasions of cities, one military buildup outside Venezuela, a government shutdown, and so many other things meant to distract have me convinced whatever’s in there is the biggest presidential scandal in U.S. history.
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dwightprivilege.bsky.social @dwightprivilege.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Cool, now Zuck can watch you jork it
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dadvans | the winnipeg jorts @dadvans.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system
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dwightprivilege.bsky.social @dwightprivilege.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Add me to the list
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dwightprivilege.bsky.social @dwightprivilege.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Today is a good day to cancel your Disney+ membership
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dwightprivilege.bsky.social @dwightprivilege.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
You also stand with Israel
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God @thegodshow.com · 18/09/2025
Man, a lot of crazy shit has happened since Epstein’s birthday letter was released a week ago Monday.
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Joe Uchill @joeuchill.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Disney didn't watch Andor
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dwightprivilege.bsky.social @dwightprivilege.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
I believe we are in fact great again again
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dwightprivilege.bsky.social @dwightprivilege.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
He shits his pants and the whole room thanks him
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dwightprivilege.bsky.social @dwightprivilege.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
The black towel is back! Gotta hide those shit stains
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Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
It is possible to hold both of these things true at the same time: 1) political violence is never an appropriate choice in a civilized society 2) Charlie Kirk’s dream is to create exactly the kind of society he currently lives in, as spoken from his own mouth
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/09/2025
U.S. Military Strikes Boat Allegedly Carrying Cartel Members theonion.com/u-s-military-strikes-b…

“Sounds like we’ve seen the last of drugs.”

Ray Agruss, Repair Specialist
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Julien Hoez @julienhoez.eu · 31/08/2025
🚨BREAKING: Bread is now woke, according to Alex Phillips
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dwightprivilege.bsky.social @dwightprivilege.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Photo ops while throwing away homeless peoples’ belongings are up 400%
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/08/2025
Scalpers Jack Up Price Of Colorado Rockies Ticket To $11 theonion.com/scalpers-jack-up-price…
Scalpers Jack Up Price Of Colorado Rockies Ticket To $11

Fans Ask How Ball Club Still Has Heart To Charge Admission At All
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Steve Everitt @steve-everitt.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
New rule. A parent may only propose removing a book from the school library only after reading it in its entirety and delivering a book report to the librarian. Until then no discussion shall be entered into.
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dwightprivilege.bsky.social @dwightprivilege.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
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a roll of toilet paper sits next to a toilet in a bathroom by chia236 and ndnbc
ALT: a roll of toilet paper sits next to a toilet in a bathroom by chia236 and ndnbc
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Hydrocarbon Death Cult @largefailson.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
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belanger.bsky.social @belanger.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
ICE officer playing Wolfenstein on his steam deck and shaking his head the whole time so his coworkers know he disagrees with it
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Ruth Ann Crystal @drruth.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
A team went nine games without making a single goal. The fans decided to help.
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