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Dungeons and Difference

@dungeon.engineer
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A thousand times a day I curse this mortal coil, and a thousand times I fall in love again.

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Dungeons and Difference @dungeon.engineer · 9h
hey guys we're officially adopting SI! oh no, not metric
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Dungeons and Difference @dungeon.engineer · 9h
very cool elective despotate we've got
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rob pike @robpike.io · 23h
Invest in our company so you can profit from your own destruction! While we lose money hand over fist! What the actual F is going on here? (Rhetorical question. Don't answer.)
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Villein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
grown adults celebrating "the spooky season" should be embarrassed. october should instead be a time to celebrate speculative hard science fiction
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No, this is a fridge, which, with the addition of a human skull and a set of scales laden with florins and guilders, might remind the idle snacker that amid the shady boughs of Nature's bounty gleams Temptation like a baleful lure to bring all Men to their ultimate and eternal Ruin.
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Ancient Egyptian Prayer Bot @egyptianprayerbot.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I will never obey any evil magic and nothing harmful will happen to me. (CTF1)
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Dungeons and Difference @dungeon.engineer · 28/09/2026
you don't need to buy the newest books to play ttrpgs. you can use - half-remembered rules - oral tradition - illegible scrawlings - bathroom graffiti - the flights and cries of birds - ??? - any combination of the above
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Dungeons and Difference @dungeon.engineer · 28/09/2026
reminder: if your experience doesn't match mine, YOU live in a bubble.
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Dungeons and Difference @dungeon.engineer · 26/09/2026
get a load of this guy: he's calling himself "god-king" because he has more cattle than everyone else. nobody's ever gonna fall for that.
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I reach into my big bag and pull out a name. Neuronyss. At this point, I don’t even ask if it’s for a defense contractor or education software anymore. They pay me for my names, not my cares.
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Dungeons and Difference @dungeon.engineer · 26/09/2026
sounds great. my job is wrestling with vibecoded monstrosities that clod shat out at the behest of business users without any knowledge of software. it would have been faster if they just asked me to implement it from scratch.
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Dungeons and Difference @dungeon.engineer · 25/09/2026
there's a story i heard about an engineering professor that didn't award partial credit because "if you build a bridge that fails, everyone dies—no partial credit"
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Dungeons and Difference @dungeon.engineer · 25/09/2026
sorry, but I'm not downloading a 120GB game.
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Dungeons and Difference @dungeon.engineer · 24/09/2026
opening up a box of rats in the grocery store and telling everyone to calm down because it's inevitable
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Dungeons and Difference @dungeon.engineer · 24/09/2026
imagining eldritch beings because my tummy hurts
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Dungeons and Difference @dungeon.engineer · 24/09/2026
manifesting a tulpa to do the dishes
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
whether true or just a ding dong movie news reporter the amount of "erm actually" in the quotes is very funny. i hope it is actually in old english and he does it in the year 700 or something
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
from "texas revolution"
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Dungeons and Difference @dungeon.engineer · 22/09/2026
500 BC: the universe is an instrument 1620: the universe is a book 1720: the universe is a clock 1860: the universe is an engine 1970: the universe is a computer 1990: the universe is a hologram 2000: the universe is a computer simulation 2020: the universe is a neural network
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Dungeons and Difference @dungeon.engineer · 22/09/2026
boring as shit. braindead country.
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices
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Dungeons and Difference @dungeon.engineer · 20/09/2026
ngl the victorians were cooking when they made christmas a time for ghost stories
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Dungeons and Difference @dungeon.engineer · 20/09/2026
rednecks vs cyberpunk dystopia
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Dungeons and Difference @dungeon.engineer · 19/09/2026
declaring termincal/ide color palette like myers-briggs personality type: i'm catppuccin macchiato
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Dungeons and Difference @dungeon.engineer · 19/09/2026
Now able to serve in the browser.
A TUI for a  Mothership RPG game aid or something. Rendered to look like a CRT.
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Dungeons and Difference @dungeon.engineer · 19/09/2026
4 panel comic of a child making a scene of cardboard monsters and flames. the 4th panel he is assuming the fetal position, terrified of the creatures of his own design.
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Ben @franzferdinand2.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hey, it’s me, your childhood friend from your idyllic hometown in this RPG. Let’s do some tutorial missions together. No, I’m not in any of the official art, but that probably doesn’t mean anything.
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Dungeons and Difference @dungeon.engineer · 19/09/2026
doing random boner inspections on the troops
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Radmad is Unplugging his PAX @radmad.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I actually think it's really boring and lame to act like necromancy is a bone flavored Mickey Mouse magic
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Jared 🗿🇵🇸 @b1gdamage.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Every once in a while you get a pop up like "Allow YouTube access to your balls and all the little sperm guys inside them?"
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Ancient Egyptian Prayer Bot @egyptianprayerbot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
<I am> the Ram, I am primeval(?), my phallus is primeval(?), my seed is that of the Bull of the sun-folk. (CTF3)
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I wonder if my life would be improved with a sick orb.
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Dungeons and Difference @dungeon.engineer · 18/09/2026
At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus. We made sure to make it aware of the source material and we're so scared it's going to destroy us all. Please give us more money to develop this and put it everywhere!
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Pornhub Out of Context @nocontextpornhub.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ritual incomplete.
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burn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
*suspicious lobster wife* where did you get that shrimp *still confused lobster* you're never gonna believe this
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Dungeons and Difference @dungeon.engineer · 17/09/2026
hi, truck expert here! this is not funny, trucks only do this when they’re in extreme distress.
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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Screenshot of guardian skeet:

Guardian US• @us.theguardian.com • 2h
Can social media be addictive?
@taylorlorenz.bsky.social says no.
"You wanting to communicate and chat with your friends every day is not an addiction," says Lorenz. "And to frame it that way is incredibly harmful and anti-science."Bart Simpson staring at the camera looking like a combination of stunned surprised and high
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Dungeons and Difference @dungeon.engineer · 16/09/2026
not me buying a toyota hybrid based on a technology connections video
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Dungeons and Difference @dungeon.engineer · 16/09/2026
what if Philip II of Macedon was just a podcaster?
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ𝕠𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.
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walking mirage @wolf.observer · 15/09/2026
SLAM tracking is an inelegant hack that substitutes raw, wasteful computation for correct design. Lighthouse-based tracking is the future
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Dungeons and Difference @dungeon.engineer · 14/09/2026
bout to act up for the human silhouette used for scale
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cold on a cob @coldonacob.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
these sexy halloween costumes are out of control
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Dungeons and Difference @dungeon.engineer · 13/09/2026
i have a dear friend that's like an angry and bitter bob ross. he gets into a rant and then turns back to the subject at hand. it's a blast
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Dungeons and Difference @dungeon.engineer · 13/09/2026
nobody's perfect
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Dungeons and Difference @dungeon.engineer · 12/09/2026
she was like an unnoticed splinter that wedged itself deep and festered for years
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harry @hairy-son.bsky.social · 13/09/2023
standing in the doorway, waiting for my wife to get off her call so i can tell her that i broke the glass plate in the microwave
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If George Washington had known we’d relinquish the muppets to the most unimaginative people on earth I don’t think he’d have bothered crossing the Delaware
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Dungeons and Difference @dungeon.engineer · 08/09/2026
i can't experience nostalgia because i'm not the same person i used to be. i'm better and happier with each coming year. the world is full of new things.
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