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Mattoid @duelistmattoid.bsky.social · 4h
It is, and I cannot stress this enough, just Pascal's Wager (IE you might as well accept Christ into your heart even if you don't fully believe because the consequences of not doing so are overtly dire) made by ketamine addicted Harry Potter cultists.
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 19h
An autistic teenage girl is either wise beyond her years or an overly sensitive little pissbaby, depending on what’s most convenient for other people, “loved ones” have confirmed. Read this and other exclusive articles on Patreon: www.patreon.com/TheDailyTism...
A girl holds her phone up as she smiles and waves at the screen
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Mattoid @duelistmattoid.bsky.social · 4h
All time favorite name for ferrets and other lengthy beasts.
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Mattoid @duelistmattoid.bsky.social · 5h
This is why you just go with dragon instead of trying to be original in scraping off Pascal's name from the wager.
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Mattoid @duelistmattoid.bsky.social · 5h
Oh no, an evil basilisk is trying to make you help it come into existence. Not like you could fend it off with a stinky slinky or anything......
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Mattoid @duelistmattoid.bsky.social · 5h
Sudden realization that Roko's Basilisk is extra funny because those idiots based it off of the moldterf version when the traditional basilisk is weak to... *performative check* weasels.
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Mattoid @duelistmattoid.bsky.social · 5h
Debating the depression away.
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ERLAAAA @erla1019.bsky.social · 13h
我的一生
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Deoxy_Diamond ⭐ @deoxy-diamond.bsky.social · 9h
Yami Yugi #Fanart #yugioh
retrato de um personagem negro com cabelos espetados em spikes com pontas roxas e detalhes em amarelo alem de dreads amarelos na parte da frente, ele tem um colar grande com uma pirâmide  de ouro invertida com um olho talhado
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Alessia, Julie Incarnate @paravant.myatproto.social · 7h
Remember the Israeli Taylor Swift stan that refused to join the IDF and went to prison over it. And continued posting from the prison by writing stuff for her friend to post to the account.
DIUPDATE!!

I'm still in prison Imao but I asked a visiting friend to post this: Can y'all... Stop making
Comments on Taylor's body... she'll let us know when/if she's pregnant. Calm down.Taylor Swift Updates @LegitTayUpdates
| UPDATE|| As most of you know, I haven't been very active in the past couple of months because I was in prison :/
I'm back now though :) more Taylor Swift updates coming soon!
3:33 AM Apr 2, 2019. Twitter for Android
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ali ansel: omg why

Taylor Swift Updates: I refused to join the IDF lmao
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 7h
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Micah @rincewind.run · 07/10/2026
rip to one of the coolest software engineers who ever lived
Margaret Hamilton standing next to a printout of code she and her team wrote for the Apollo program, which is as tall as she is
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Mattoid @duelistmattoid.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I stopped paying attention to XIV tumblr like around like, Stormblood, how bad is it now?
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Mattoid @duelistmattoid.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I was gonna say "none of the Ascians has a cool horse" but then I remembered Lahabrea. Fuck. They DO have cool horses...
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Mattoid @duelistmattoid.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Voracious Resurgence was a whalefall for all of us benthic crabs and I will never stop loving it.
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Daniel Dockery @dandock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Today would've been the sixty-fifth birthday of Yu-Gi-Oh! creator Kazuki Takahashi. It tends to get swallowed up in the enormous franchise it became, but I truly believe that his original manga can provide a valuable lesson to artists about process and work and improvement over time.
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halmarussy indulgence @ UMAD P5 enrage (7.5 spoilers) @amaurotism.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Gilgamesh : So you're Shadowbringers, eh?  I've hear much 'bout ya.
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❀Moss❀ [Commissions •❀• Open] @derpcorgi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
QTP with a gif of a powerful woman
static.klipy.com
Ffxi Noillurie
ALT: Ffxi Noillurie
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
One time I entered a tournament with this & knocked 3 of the top 32 players out by pumping it's defense. The look on their face as they attacked a 12,000 DEF wall will never be topped. I think that's the Spirit of Yu-Gi-Oh! Using BS strategies that somehow work, but shouldn't.
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cola @colamander.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Fuckin imagine Travis Touchdown bawling his eyes out at the end of Undertale, closing the game, and immediately googling "Toriel Hentai".
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Mattoid @duelistmattoid.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You're right and you should say this.
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kaim✰ @kaimti.me · 07/10/2026
this interaction is slaying me
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Mattoid @duelistmattoid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It just makes it all the more pointless to watch. Like damn, all of this really is because Radcliffe and Watson aren't pieces of shit, huh.
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Mattoid @duelistmattoid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Aren't they actually literally reusing the set pieces from the movies? Lol
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Mattoid @duelistmattoid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I was shocked by how much the fandom hated Erik. Like he's absolutely bursting with flavor! He's a guy and not just an ego boost!
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Be one with the monkey. Let that horse play.
A monkey is sitting among green leaves, holding a cigarette in its mouth and a lighter in its hand. Overlay text reads, "What the Monkey considers business, the Horse considers play."
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Digi @digic300.vanadiel.network · 05/10/2026
#ffxi #gart Al'Taieu
A portrait-style landscape of Al'Taieu from FINAL FANTASY XI
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radelgirl is weaving fortunes @radelgirl.vanadiel.network · 05/10/2026
#ffxi
Shiva superimposed over a one piece panel. The text says: "the kuluu are blowing up fei'yin now huh... I better keep my ass in this protocrystal!!! or im FINISHED ‼️
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Lizstar @lizstar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A ferret, a mink, a stoat, and a weasel are starting up a new band called Weezel
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hate it when you see what you think is a cool bird and you look it up later and it’s called like the Common Dumb Asshole. “Birders throughout history have hated its guts. It can’t even fly right.” I thought I saw an interesting guy.
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Mattoid @duelistmattoid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Watching Cautionary Tales of Swords again.
Trip Fisk wearing Curilla's helmet cautioning the viewer about swords.
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Mattoid @duelistmattoid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Naughty gaming but it's stuff like graffiti and shoplifting candy bars.
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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cartoon wolves used to be horny for human women. But now human women are horny for cartoon wolves. The reason? Woke.
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Dale @vanadiel.network · 03/10/2026
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
FA is being very up front about both the cost of hosting the site [it aint cheap] and how advertisers theyd been relying on prior are pushing all the same puritan bullshit weve been seeing other platforms push FA is one of very few Old Internet spaces around. Support em while we CAN
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Mattoid @duelistmattoid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
To free Luzaf's soul.
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
sometimes i delete a post because i've grown as a person in those 45 seconds
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Mike Wiser @drmikewiser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Remember: Darwin's note of "I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody & everything" was written on Oct 1 (1861). Thus we are free to celebrate Very Poorly And Very Stupid Hatred Day today.
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Landeg @landeg.world · 01/10/2026
LRT if you are making comics then I think it is imperative that you read (any genre, fiction non fiction, etc) and nothing can replace this, but I also think it's important to watch things outside your genre. Play games you wouldn't otherwise. Watch old/overseas movies, documentaries, TV shows, etc
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Mikie @indigoghost.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
youtu.be/5pVJikJYIss
youtu.be
[Yuri Kuma Arashi] Shabadaa~ Shaba-daba-daabaa~
YouTube video by HoneyTea
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Mattoid @duelistmattoid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Scientific advancements in dippables.
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Mattoid @duelistmattoid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hate how well the ranch dressing primer coat from the diplet detected post actually works.
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Jamejarrs 🏳️‍🌈🦉🐈🔜MFF @jamejarrs.hoot.gay · 01/10/2026
I love the icon for being under a food effect in FFXI Hamburger...
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Mattoid @duelistmattoid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's been nearly two decades and I know it's fuckin worthless to complain but it really does piss me off that being good at something is an instant get out of jail free card for some of the worst people on the fucking planet.
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Mattoid @duelistmattoid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You fuckin hate to see a predator schmoozing in a thread made to warn other people about predators.
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Mattoid @duelistmattoid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm sorry for your loss. 🫂
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Mattoid @duelistmattoid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Getting THF to 25 for flee is genuinely life changing. Getting the AF boots lets you attain enlightenment.
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Mattoid @duelistmattoid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've heard of cronuts but this is ridiculous. *canned laughter*
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nyamei 🌸 @nyameipol.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
FFXI FREE TRIAL TIME RESTRICTION HAS BEEN REMOVED!! HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED MMO FINAL FANTASY XI, WITH ITS UNLIMITED TIME FREE TRIAL, AND YOU CAN PLAY UP TO LEVEL 75?
Two adevnturers from FFXI with a dragon silhoutte in the background. Text reads "The free trial just got even freer!"
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