Mattoid @duelistmattoid.bsky.social · 4hIt is, and I cannot stress this enough, just Pascal's Wager (IE you might as well accept Christ into your heart even if you don't fully believe because the consequences of not doing so are overtly dire) made by ketamine addicted Harry Potter cultists. 010
Reposted by MattoidThe Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 19hAn autistic teenage girl is either wise beyond her years or an overly sensitive little pissbaby, depending on what’s most convenient for other people, “loved ones” have confirmed. Read this and other exclusive articles on Patreon: www.patreon.com/TheDailyTism... 728159
Mattoid @duelistmattoid.bsky.social · 4hAll time favorite name for ferrets and other lengthy beasts. 010
Mattoid @duelistmattoid.bsky.social · 5hThis is why you just go with dragon instead of trying to be original in scraping off Pascal's name from the wager. 100
Mattoid @duelistmattoid.bsky.social · 5hOh no, an evil basilisk is trying to make you help it come into existence. Not like you could fend it off with a stinky slinky or anything...... 220
Mattoid @duelistmattoid.bsky.social · 5hSudden realization that Roko's Basilisk is extra funny because those idiots based it off of the moldterf version when the traditional basilisk is weak to... *performative check* weasels. 110
Reposted by MattoidAlessia, Julie Incarnate @paravant.myatproto.social · 7hRemember the Israeli Taylor Swift stan that refused to join the IDF and went to prison over it. And continued posting from the prison by writing stuff for her friend to post to the account. 043
Reposted by MattoidMicah @rincewind.run · 07/10/2026rip to one of the coolest software engineers who ever lived 2955731107
Mattoid @duelistmattoid.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I stopped paying attention to XIV tumblr like around like, Stormblood, how bad is it now? 110
Mattoid @duelistmattoid.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I was gonna say "none of the Ascians has a cool horse" but then I remembered Lahabrea. Fuck. They DO have cool horses... 100
Mattoid @duelistmattoid.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The Voracious Resurgence was a whalefall for all of us benthic crabs and I will never stop loving it. 010
Reposted by MattoidDaniel Dockery @dandock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Today would've been the sixty-fifth birthday of Yu-Gi-Oh! creator Kazuki Takahashi. It tends to get swallowed up in the enormous franchise it became, but I truly believe that his original manga can provide a valuable lesson to artists about process and work and improvement over time. 2634393
Reposted by Mattoidhalmarussy indulgence @ UMAD P5 enrage (7.5 spoilers) @amaurotism.bsky.social · 07/10/2026 0185
Reposted by Mattoid❀Moss❀ [Commissions •❀• Open] @derpcorgi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026QTP with a gif of a powerful womanstatic.klipy.comFfxi NoillurieALT: Ffxi Noillurie 071
Reposted by MattoidKenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 20/03/2026One time I entered a tournament with this & knocked 3 of the top 32 players out by pumping it's defense. The look on their face as they attacked a 12,000 DEF wall will never be topped. I think that's the Spirit of Yu-Gi-Oh! Using BS strategies that somehow work, but shouldn't. 49615
Mattoid @duelistmattoid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It just makes it all the more pointless to watch. Like damn, all of this really is because Radcliffe and Watson aren't pieces of shit, huh. 110
Mattoid @duelistmattoid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Aren't they actually literally reusing the set pieces from the movies? Lol 100
Mattoid @duelistmattoid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I was shocked by how much the fandom hated Erik. Like he's absolutely bursting with flavor! He's a guy and not just an ego boost! 140
Reposted by MattoidInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Be one with the monkey. Let that horse play. 152437506
Reposted by MattoidLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Hate it when you see what you think is a cool bird and you look it up later and it’s called like the Common Dumb Asshole. “Birders throughout history have hated its guts. It can’t even fly right.” I thought I saw an interesting guy. 473549384
Mattoid @duelistmattoid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Naughty gaming but it's stuff like graffiti and shoplifting candy bars. 110
Reposted by MattoidTred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Cartoon wolves used to be horny for human women. But now human women are horny for cartoon wolves. The reason? Woke. 4045851305
Reposted by MattoidDieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 03/10/2026FA is being very up front about both the cost of hosting the site [it aint cheap] and how advertisers theyd been relying on prior are pushing all the same puritan bullshit weve been seeing other platforms push FA is one of very few Old Internet spaces around. Support em while we CAN 1230702183
Reposted by Mattoidillumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 12/10/2023sometimes i delete a post because i've grown as a person in those 45 seconds 5386072584
Reposted by MattoidMike Wiser @drmikewiser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Remember: Darwin's note of "I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody & everything" was written on Oct 1 (1861). Thus we are free to celebrate Very Poorly And Very Stupid Hatred Day today. 2283126
Reposted by MattoidLandeg @landeg.world · 01/10/2026LRT if you are making comics then I think it is imperative that you read (any genre, fiction non fiction, etc) and nothing can replace this, but I also think it's important to watch things outside your genre. Play games you wouldn't otherwise. Watch old/overseas movies, documentaries, TV shows, etc 312537
Reposted by MattoidMikie @indigoghost.bsky.social · 01/10/2026youtu.be/5pVJikJYIssyoutu.be[Yuri Kuma Arashi] Shabadaa~ Shaba-daba-daabaa~YouTube video by HoneyTea 064
Mattoid @duelistmattoid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Hate how well the ranch dressing primer coat from the diplet detected post actually works. 130
Reposted by MattoidJamejarrs 🏳️🌈🦉🐈🔜MFF @jamejarrs.hoot.gay · 01/10/2026I love the icon for being under a food effect in FFXI Hamburger... 68414
Mattoid @duelistmattoid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It's been nearly two decades and I know it's fuckin worthless to complain but it really does piss me off that being good at something is an instant get out of jail free card for some of the worst people on the fucking planet. 030
Mattoid @duelistmattoid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026You fuckin hate to see a predator schmoozing in a thread made to warn other people about predators. 240
Mattoid @duelistmattoid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Getting THF to 25 for flee is genuinely life changing. Getting the AF boots lets you attain enlightenment. 010
Mattoid @duelistmattoid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I've heard of cronuts but this is ridiculous. *canned laughter* 010
Reposted by Mattoidnyamei 🌸 @nyameipol.bsky.social · 30/09/2026FFXI FREE TRIAL TIME RESTRICTION HAS BEEN REMOVED!! HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED MMO FINAL FANTASY XI, WITH ITS UNLIMITED TIME FREE TRIAL, AND YOU CAN PLAY UP TO LEVEL 75? 8463251