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Roberto Aguas

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Roberto Aguas @dubya20790.bsky.social · 5h
Trained AI to haunt my house for October and all it did was splooge green slime on every door handle and toilet seat
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
this is fucking insane. fuck this country. jesus.
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Roberto Aguas @dubya20790.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What could go wrong 🫠
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Roberto Aguas @dubya20790.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
One of my favorite stats is the birds have a .658 winning % with him and a .391% without. Good luck bro 🦅 enjoy the day
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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Nikki McCann Ramírez @nikkimcr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Trump straight up doxxed Senator Tom Cotton this morning
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Roberto Aguas @dubya20790.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
People be driving over the Ben Franklin Bridge like Jahlil Okafor
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Holy fuck. SCOTUS overturned the circuit court ruling, sending Christa Pike to her death, and then the state of Tennessee botched the execution and she’s still alive. There are no fucking words.
lawdork.com
After SCOTUS allowed Tennessee execution to go ahead, Tennessee botched the execution
SCOTUS, over the liberals’ dissent, cleared the way for Tennessee to kill Christa Pike. The alarming order from DC was followed by even more disturbing developments in Tennessee.
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Olivia Messer @oliviamesser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This 33-year-old nurse told the FBI she knew she was “going to set him free” after border patrol agents brought in a man whose face was bloodied and seriously injured. She treated him and helped him escape, and she faces charges now. He got away, and they never relocated him.
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Roberto Aguas @dubya20790.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That stadium half empty is pathetic
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Roberto Aguas @dubya20790.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
As long as he catches it in the air
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Roberto Aguas @dubya20790.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s disappointing seeing athletes doing Polymarket/Kalshi commercials… when they could easily do FanDuel/DraftKings advertisements and remain in the moral high ground
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The CEO of General Mills should receive the title “General Mills.” It should be like becoming the Dalai Lama. Everyone who works there should have a military rank.
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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That was a great baseball game and I never wanna talk about it again
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Roberto Aguas @dubya20790.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Reichsgericht*
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Roberto Aguas @dubya20790.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Never had my boss leave me on a decoy plane to be widowed for propaganda
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Roberto Aguas @dubya20790.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Phillies gonna back into the playoffs after the D-Backs lose the next two. Vibes will be like a being trapped in a 4 hour car ride with John Fetterman
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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nola on two days of rest
The quartet player form the Titanic as the ship was going down wearing a Phillies hat saying,
"Gentleman, it's been a privilege posting with you"
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Laura Helmuth @laurahelmuth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Not everybody knows this, and everybody should. On Sept. 26, 1983, a Soviet nuclear warning system alerted Stanislav Yevgrafovich Petrov that the U.S. had launched a missile attack. He did not retaliate, preventing WWIII. This is a post about AI. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanisl...
en.wikipedia.org
Stanislav Petrov - Wikipedia
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Jay @jdbatts79.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I like the Nola move. If this era of Phillies baseball is going to end in catastrophic failure, there’s no one I’d rather have out on the mound
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s
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ceej @ceej.online · 25/09/2026
Be serious. Bert and Ernie are not “in love.” Maybe they used to be, once
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˗ˏˋ lacey ˎˊ˗ @lacedxdollie.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Fuck it Wii ball
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Roberto Aguas @dubya20790.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wonder if Mitch McConnell’s staff pull straws every day to see who changes his diaper
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Roberto Aguas @dubya20790.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m getting Flyers updates again? Fuck yea
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Buttadeus @thewanderingjew.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We made it fellas.
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Roberto Aguas @dubya20790.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I bet Jack Reacher pays $2 a gallon for gas & milk
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Less a Blue Wave and more a Red Wedding.
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Roberto Aguas @dubya20790.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
When it’s just me and the fly living in my kitchen stuck in the bathroom together while I crap
static.klipy.com
Sin City Marv: Intense Stare
ALT: Sin City Marv: Intense Stare
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Roberto Aguas @dubya20790.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
No sentient AI is coming to kill us. The scammers have scammed all the money from every rich person they could & have no income stream to show for it. So now in order to achieve their financial goals, they have to scam us (the only remaining target with enough money to bail them out) the taxpayers.
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A man rapped with his dog at the Apollo, the stage famous for booing acts off before their first verse, and the crowd went wild for both of them.
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 11/09/2026
that’s it, we’ve peaked. Call it a day, go start your weekends.
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 10/09/2026
on the occasion of world suicide prevention day i just wanted to say that if it helps you can imagine your suicidal ideation as a weird little guy in your brain who lies to you and then you can imagine jack reacher is also up there beating the shit out of him
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Charlie Kirk C
Corre
@charliekirk11
X.com
Today is one of my favorite days of the year.
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tomwellborn3rd @wellborn.net · 10/09/2026
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Roberto Aguas @dubya20790.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The present is always temporary
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Roberto Aguas @dubya20790.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My brain at 2 AM when I don’t take Benadryl
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Daft Punk Technologic: Creepy Robot
Alt: Daft Punk Technologic: Creepy Robot
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Palestinian children watch The Lion King in Gaza. Photo: Omar Ashtawy
Children watch the movie on a screen outside. In the background the ruins of Gaza
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Roberto Aguas @dubya20790.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My 3 year old: “Dad is it (5 seconds of completely inaudible words)” Me: “Yea definitely”
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"Smoke weed every day." -Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Well yeah she's an adult
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Erik, of Portland, but Scary for Halloween @erikgunderson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Post something random or you'll have an awful September.
Dr. Rev. Martin Luther King Jr., American hero of civic life and champion of equality, opportunity, and justice for all, grinning and flipping the bird like a boss.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
she's typing with one hand and jackin him off with t'other
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes! MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
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Roberto Aguas @dubya20790.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
“Your honor I wasn’t ‘stealing’ the bank teller misappropriated their register into my burlesque sack at gunpoint”
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I think the best summation of the United States is that everyone was asked to go to Applebee's less frequently for 2 weeks several years ago and the reaction was most of the population to this day being like 10x more selfish, gross, and obnoxious in all settings out of some sort of unconscious spite
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
All my friends should be made to live walking distance from me. I don't care if this massively upends their lives
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Roberto Aguas @dubya20790.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If I was a Ukrainian drone operator…
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Roberto Aguas @dubya20790.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
@theonion.com this reminder is the funniest god damn thing I’ve read 😂
Subscription reminder from the onion reading:


Greetings, Gentle Member.
Please relax your body completely.
Consult a calmness guru if needed. This message will not inflame passions nor cause alarm. It simply is, and you need to inhabit this state of mind to proceed.
The message is this:
Your credit card will soon be charged $60.00 by us, The Onion on 9/24/2026
This is both right and proper, as you signed up to become a part of America's Finest Membership nearly a year ago.
You'll probably want to continue as a member since you love all the perks that this subscription brings to your
existence. Doing this is easy: Just take a deep breath and let it happen. Unless something is amiss with your credit card, it will happen automatically.
This is a good thing.
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Kevin 🚀 @astro-kevin.com · 10/04/2026
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