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High-Functioning Lurker

@duahble.bsky.social
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Technology. Ontology. Education. Cacti. Lifelong Cape Verde fan since June of 2026 If lurking is cool, consider me Miles Davis.

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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don't really know what to do with these pieces, because: 1. They refuse to used "illegal" & "unconstitutional" & "corruption" in the heds, deks, ledes, or body text 2. They disappear from the front page/headlines within 36 hours & never become THE NARRATIVE, contra EMAILS & BIDEN IS OLD, etc.
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High-Functioning Lurker @duahble.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Supreme court majority operating like priests and treating the orange preacher as their king. Can't separate church and state if the church becomes the state.
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High-Functioning Lurker @duahble.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wait what the fuck.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 30/09/2026
I think this is where the "internet" gets it wrong... It's not enough to talk about what you don't like find what you love and LOVE IT!
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 30/09/2026
Babyface is for people who Like love for people who want the jammy messiness of human connection
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High-Functioning Lurker @duahble.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Winner
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 21/09/2026
What about data centers is making folks so mad they forget to even be racist??? Like??? Are the tech CEOs just this off-putting? Are we all just this exhausted of rich fuckers? I still want to understand.
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Dave Willner @dwillner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Certain kinds of smart people tend to have a "sexy apocalypse" problem when it comes to thinking about risk. E.g. skynet turning everyone in paperclips, while bad, is also *kind of cool and fun* at the same time. Where the reality is that most actual disasters are both stupid and disappointing.
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High-Functioning Lurker @duahble.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Yesterday was hot. BBC: Was yesterday "hot"? A bank was robbed. BBC: Was a bank "robbed"? Masked men were intimidating. BBC: Were masked men "intimidating"? Editorial headlines are a choice. BBC: Are editorial headlines a "choice"?
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High-Functioning Lurker @duahble.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Selective problem definition has to be the "One neat editorial trick" for dismantling an entire social order. So much power in such a small thing as framing a fact as a question up for debate.
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High-Functioning Lurker @duahble.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Heh
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High-Functioning Lurker @duahble.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Seems bad
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EEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Historians don't tell you that Mao also had a Diet Coke dispenser installed in his office.
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High-Functioning Lurker @duahble.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
USA 4 Binface
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
People who say their personal finances are fair-to-good and improving, and also say the national economy is terrible, are not saying the national economy is terrible because they are poor and struggling. This is so easy to understand that not understanding it takes a group effort.
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High-Functioning Lurker @duahble.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I read this comic 3 times and @whstancil.bsky.social suddenly materialized in my living room like the Candyman
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High-Functioning Lurker @duahble.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This perfectly encapsulates my mood this morning catching up on what I've missed since the Cup ended
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High-Functioning Lurker @duahble.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Our Head of Post-Cup Cleanup is Maya Partmentis-Messi. Our FIFA appointed legal council is Duey, Cheetham, & Howe. Our Chief Hydration Coordinator is "Paws" Adé Idra Tassioni. Our Sore Loser Division is lead by Ima Ghana-Chokyu Our official home ventilation sponsor is Absolute Chimneys™
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High-Functioning Lurker @duahble.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Car Talk guys closing the World Cup this morning: "Well you've wasted another perfectly good 39 days watching the Copa Mundial on Telemundo"
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High-Functioning Lurker @duahble.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Starting today with a World Cup hangover... I haven't been keeping up with any other news
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High-Functioning Lurker @duahble.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Don't do me like that Oregon
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High-Functioning Lurker @duahble.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Same but dinner
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High-Functioning Lurker @duahble.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Huh yeah I guess he really did die if god is saying so
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High-Functioning Lurker @duahble.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Wait did Lindsey Graham die or something?
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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Angus Johnston @angus.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Why is Trump still in office? Why was January 6 not the end? Because the institutional GOP discovered that not only would their voters not punish them for declining to feign decency, they would punish them if they DID feign decency.
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High-Functioning Lurker @duahble.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
"Y'all are straight f*cked." ~Ghost of Frederick Douglass, 2026.
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Mitchell Epner @mitchellepner.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Song for the Day: Lost Ones - Lauryn Hill youtu.be/Yq_3A_8C7Ag?...
youtu.be
Lost Ones
YouTube video by Lauryn Hill - Topic
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I got no beef with Lukaku, let the big dog eat
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Chris Nowak @chrisnowak.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This is now a Norway fan account.
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High-Functioning Lurker @duahble.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Whew that was top notch embarrassment for USMNT Not ending on a high note Anyways, I feel better about the Ghana match now 😛
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High-Functioning Lurker @duahble.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
My favorite actress is not human. That's because she's from Mars.
All hail Tilda Swinton, greatest actor from another planet.
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George Gantsoudes @pedsortho.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I haven’t seen so many ineffective crosses in Mexico since Hernán Cortés couldn’t convert the Aztecs in 1519
Dennis Miller
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High-Functioning Lurker @duahble.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This 💀
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High-Functioning Lurker @duahble.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
MEXICO! Take shots on goal for the love of God I'm begging When 30/30 attempts to volley into the box are failures it's time to mix up the tactics Shots. On. Goal. Lucky deflections happen. Lucky bounces happen. Mix it up FFS
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Dr Sarah Hendrica Bickerton 🏳️‍🌈 @sarahhbickerton.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
We have at least another 20 minutes of this. This game is just banana-pants.
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High-Functioning Lurker @duahble.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This is the first mandatory pausa de hidratacion that I 100% agree with This shit is getting intense
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The fuck is this game yo!!??
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This game is nuts
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High-Functioning Lurker @duahble.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This cup is legendary my god
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High-Functioning Lurker @duahble.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
What is this game?!?! This is wild
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Down a man and up 3-1 with 30 to go at Azteca is some sinister screenwriting
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Chris Nowak @chrisnowak.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
And that, friends, is what a real straight red looks like.
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High-Functioning Lurker @duahble.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Got em
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High-Functioning Lurker @duahble.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Happy Independence Day to the world's favorite nation 🫡🇨🇻
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High-Functioning Lurker @duahble.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Jesus fucking Christ what a photo
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I don’t even speak Portuguese and I keep rewatching this video where a Brazilian journalist thinks he’s just interviewing a random Cape Verde fan at the stadium and it turns out it’s Vozinha’s dad.
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High-Functioning Lurker @duahble.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
We will never forget 🙏🏽
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Eddie Mungai @emungai.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Ghana is not very fun to watch. Take me back to the days of Asamoah Gyan, Kwesi Appiah, Sulley Muntari and Kwadwo Asamoah
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Iwiri 🇳🇬🇸🇱 @iwiri.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
This is abysmal. Carlos Queiroz should be sacked after this tournament.
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