Reposted by Chris NowakMichael P. Breen @mpbreen21.bsky.social · 4hSo. Much. Economic Anxiety. 3545046
Chris Nowak @chrisnowak.bsky.social · 8h1) WTF is he talking about? 2) Why did he dump out that glass of water? 3) Why are people cheering? 4) Genuinely, what is happening here? 000
Reposted by Chris NowakJay Willis @jaywillis.net · 13hMan, imagine you're minding your own business, getting kind of drunk with your friends at a picturesque brewery in Maine, when suddenly John Roberts walks by and you get to start heckling him. Must have felt incredible. That's the dream. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/u... 1474993757
Chris Nowak @chrisnowak.bsky.social · 29/09/2026An underrated part of the Schmitt zero ball knowledge faceplant is when Schiff and Booker start being like, “Wtf is going on here?” Schmitt gets snippy. “You can criticize my questioning when my time is up!” yadda yadda. Then when his time is up and Klobuchar starts to criticize his questioning… 100
Chris Nowak @chrisnowak.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You just know everyone in Schmitt’s office got in early today, flush with excitement. “The boss is gonna get him! We have that son-of-a-b Jack Smith right where we want him!” 000
Chris Nowak @chrisnowak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Congrats to Marc Dos Santos on being free to follow Ben Shapiro, Riley Gaines, and Libs of Tik Tok on social media again. 020
Chris Nowak @chrisnowak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026MDS never should have been hired. A lost season in a league that wasted the post-World Cup momentum and failed to capitalize on the excitement when Lionel Messi signed in Miami. I will always love LAFC. But it’s hard buy tix when the league doesn’t do a good enough job of pretending to care. 051
Chris Nowak @chrisnowak.bsky.social · 27/09/20261,000,000% worried. Change my name and move off the grid worried. Stowaway on a rocket to Mars worried. 110
Reposted by Chris NowakHeidi Kitrosser @heidikitrosser.bsky.social · 26/09/2026DOJ defending press ban: “it’s national security.” Trump: “It’s viewpoint based! I don’t like their viewpoints! They have bad viewpoints!” 729555
Reposted by Chris NowakBarred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026the Court “cannot expect the public to have faith in our judicial system if, without clear explanation, we are consistently greenlighting harmful acts” i continue to think putting KBJ on the Court may be Biden's best decision, no other justice is doin it like her www.nytimes.com/2026/09/24/u...nytimes.comJustice Jackson Calls Emergency Docket ‘Potentially Corrosive’Hours after fielding the Trump administration’s latest emergency application, Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson gave a speech urging the Supreme Court to rethink such requests. 19620144
Chris Nowak @chrisnowak.bsky.social · 25/09/2026To be clear Ms. Mecklenburg, the real harm to your reputation is not that you engaged in gross prosecutorial misconduct. It’s that you engaged in gross prosecutorial misconduct *while trying to imprison people for protesting literal death squads.* Fuck all the way off. 010
Chris Nowak @chrisnowak.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Goddamnit. I have mayor jealousy. I’m jealous. Of a mayor. 000
Chris Nowak @chrisnowak.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Great work, @governor.ca.gov! Do you think he’ll hit up a certain ketamine-fueled Nazi for all of that funding gap, or just part of it? 001
Chris Nowak @chrisnowak.bsky.social · 24/09/2026“Stop calling us Nazis! Anyway, we’re just following orders…” 000
Reposted by Chris NowakHalibut @halibut.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Gonna go tell the grocery store that I can get food for a better price at a place that doesn’t actually have food so they will be persuaded to sell me my food at a lower price. I am a genius. Vote for me. 0294
Reposted by Chris NowakKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Agree! Seems like we should do everything we can to stop media companies from being controlled by his cronies! 191100108
Reposted by Chris Nowak412th Man @unlox.bsky.social · 21/09/2026ME WITH A TIME MACHINE: even accounting for inflation, we’re talking about the most expensive diesel ever. the proximate cause is Trump starting a war in Iran- 2024 MEDIAN VOTER: hawk tuah! ME: yeah pure adventurism, quickly getting bogged down in- what 2024 MEDIAN VOTER: spit on that thang! 10922111
Reposted by Chris NowakKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 21/09/2026By the time this merger ruins HBO, destroys WB, gets 5,000 people fired, moves production overseas, and guts the quality of the movies the new studio makes, most people will have forgotten how fast the AGs caved and how little they got in this deal. Writers will not. 7752681564
Chris Nowak @chrisnowak.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I hope every farmer who is “pissed” has the day they voted for. 010
Reposted by Chris NowakMatt Lombardo @mattlombardo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Kickers, man … Every time Harrison Butker misses a field goal, a tradwife gets to leave the kitchen. 603252317
Chris Nowak @chrisnowak.bsky.social · 21/09/2026There’s a lot about modern football that’s unique, but that Jonathan Taylor TD run has been around for a long time. 000
Chris Nowak @chrisnowak.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I know they do this every day all day, but the way this hollowed-out corpse of a soul just breezily sows the lie that “Iran was two weeks away from a nuclear weapon” is enraging. 100
Chris Nowak @chrisnowak.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Kid wasn’t even alive when Deon was doing that. He had to research it. And that’s… the Northwestern difference. 000
Reposted by Chris NowakMike Rothschild @rothschildmd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Trump is going to get asked about "Al Qaeda Cheese." I guarantee it. And he's going to say something like "it's something we're looking very strongly into and we'll have an answer in about two weeks. But they can't do that. They can't do it, and we're looking very strongly into it." 214213
Chris Nowak @chrisnowak.bsky.social · 18/09/2026So it’ll be a Saints - Bills Super Bowl then, with the Bills coming out on top. 000
Chris Nowak @chrisnowak.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Kind of a side point, but the same people who spent decades asserting that proper pronunciation and perfect grammar were foolproof signs of intelligence will watch this interview and think this man is competent. 000
Reposted by Chris NowakDavid A. Graham @dgraham.bsky.social · 17/09/2026If anyone should know what happens when companies are left to do the right thing on their own, it's Rick Scott, whose healthcare company paid nearly $2 billion in lawsuits related to fraud that occurred while he was CEO 24837202
Chris Nowak @chrisnowak.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I’m yelling into the void here, but this monarchism runs counter to the essential idea of America. It is explicitly anti-American behavior and the fact that MAGA still supports this guy shows they have no real appreciation, or even an idea, of what this country is. 100
Chris Nowak @chrisnowak.bsky.social · 16/09/2026@splitzoneduo.com’s Richard Johnson correctly places Arch Manning laughing at the violent AI slop video of Holly Rowe in the context of the similarly violent Good Good ad. There’s a larger, more disturbing context as well. See this, from @ejdickson.bsky.social www.wired.com/story/burner...wired.comA College Girl Was Exploited on Camera. A Network of Anonymous Men Got to WorkMaddie Kowalski is one of countless young women who’ve had their lives destroyed by the burnerverse, a loosely connected online community of sports fans. Now she’s fighting back. 010
Reposted by Chris NowakKaren K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 15/09/2026it's striking how every photo of Ed Sheeran makes him look like he has never owned or used a hairbrush in his life, while female singers and songwriters have their hair, makeup, clothing, shoes, and body image scrutinized down to the millimeter 61085
Reposted by Chris Nowakjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/09/2026the sum total of Sam Alito’s jurisprudence on voting adds up to “You have the right to vote for a Republican and if you aren’t likely to vote for a Republican, then Republicans are allowed to disenfranchise you.” 312656440
Chris Nowak @chrisnowak.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Sometimes you have to read a piece even though it will make your blood boil. This is one of those pieces. It will fill you with rage. But it’s important for more people to realize this is happening. Do not look away. 020
Chris Nowak @chrisnowak.bsky.social · 13/09/2026In which the GOP Speaker of the House refers to Brandon Herrera as a “thoughtful guy.” 152
Chris Nowak @chrisnowak.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Hutch sacking Shough in crunch time? Impressive. Hutch capping his celebration by finding his camera? Inspired. 010
Chris Nowak @chrisnowak.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Love the INT from Barnes. Love the lil’ double roll he did even more. 000
Chris Nowak @chrisnowak.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Man, that’s a tough break for Christian Mahogany. 000
Reposted by Chris NowakTom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026no worries about the East West pipeline - look at all the traffic in the Strait! 1732182
Chris Nowak @chrisnowak.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I feel like I’m gonna get yelled at for this, but I don’t understand the hate my fellow Red Wings have to Dylan Larkin. 100
Reposted by Chris NowakTruckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Its almost jean jacket season. The jean jacket is a unifying force. It brings us together. The workin man, the rockers, the punks, the girlies, the baddies, and lets not forget, good old fashioned sluts god bless em 14580115
Reposted by Chris NowakCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 08/09/2026This is also a big reason why there's nothing worthwhile coming out of Silicon Valley anymore. Like 6 people have all the money and they're all morons who got rich stealing other people's ideas and now that they have to come up with something new the best they got was the plagiarism machine 8726118
Chris Nowak @chrisnowak.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I, too, love to tenderly caress an LED image of fake mountains while ignoring the real ones right outside my window. 100
Reposted by Chris NowakNanjala @nanjala.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Every major news outlet was scooped on the biggest sports story in the US this year by a podcaster, not because they don’t have the resources but because they all primarily do access journalism and boosterism instead of actual reporting. 803293577
Chris Nowak @chrisnowak.bsky.social · 03/09/2026According to the Trump admin, nonwhite children are a “disease.” 011
Reposted by Chris NowakRick does Math and Stuff @mathandstuff.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I look forward to a day when an ICE official takes a giant box of ballots, burns half of them to ashes, while keeping the other half, and says "ha ha, you don't have standing to sue because you cannot prove _your_ ballot was incinerated!" 3196
Reposted by Chris NowakDave Infante @dinfontay.com · 01/09/2026"I don't understand what the average computer dork wants from us. Does 'A.I.' do some coding thing well? Ok bud! Why do I give a shit? Why do you want my approval? Cigarettes and alcohol help me write essays and poems. I don't require you to be proud of me for using them. They are very harmful!"welcometohellworld.comLast callsA requiem for a dive bar / dealing with cancer 0516
