Reposted by High-Functioning LurkerMark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I don't really know what to do with these pieces, because: 1. They refuse to used "illegal" & "unconstitutional" & "corruption" in the heds, deks, ledes, or body text 2. They disappear from the front page/headlines within 36 hours & never become THE NARRATIVE, contra EMAILS & BIDEN IS OLD, etc. 301078361
High-Functioning Lurker @duahble.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Supreme court majority operating like priests and treating the orange preacher as their king. Can't separate church and state if the church becomes the state. 000
High-Functioning Lurker @duahble.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Exactly. I read the quote and thought "that's describing priests" 000
High-Functioning Lurker @duahble.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Priests, not justices. This is a description of priests. 001
Reposted by High-Functioning LurkerSolomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 30/09/2026I think this is where the "internet" gets it wrong... It's not enough to talk about what you don't like find what you love and LOVE IT! 28015
Reposted by High-Functioning LurkerSolomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 30/09/2026Babyface is for people who Like love for people who want the jammy messiness of human connection 210622
Reposted by High-Functioning LurkerGhostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 21/09/2026What about data centers is making folks so mad they forget to even be racist??? Like??? Are the tech CEOs just this off-putting? Are we all just this exhausted of rich fuckers? I still want to understand. 832023
Reposted by High-Functioning LurkerDave Willner @dwillner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Certain kinds of smart people tend to have a "sexy apocalypse" problem when it comes to thinking about risk. E.g. skynet turning everyone in paperclips, while bad, is also *kind of cool and fun* at the same time. Where the reality is that most actual disasters are both stupid and disappointing. 222577323
High-Functioning Lurker @duahble.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Dante has shared their observations and recommendations. Now it is your turn. 011
Reposted by High-Functioning LurkerHigh-Functioning Lurker @duahble.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Yesterday was hot. BBC: Was yesterday "hot"? A bank was robbed. BBC: Was a bank "robbed"? Masked men were intimidating. BBC: Were masked men "intimidating"? Editorial headlines are a choice. BBC: Are editorial headlines a "choice"? 062
High-Functioning Lurker @duahble.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Yesterday was hot. BBC: Was yesterday "hot"? A bank was robbed. BBC: Was a bank "robbed"? Masked men were intimidating. BBC: Were masked men "intimidating"? Editorial headlines are a choice. BBC: Are editorial headlines a "choice"? 062
High-Functioning Lurker @duahble.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Selective problem definition has to be the "One neat editorial trick" for dismantling an entire social order. So much power in such a small thing as framing a fact as a question up for debate. 020
Reposted by High-Functioning LurkerEEK! Semper Tyrannis! 🕸️🦇🍬🍫 @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Historians don't tell you that Mao also had a Diet Coke dispenser installed in his office. 071
High-Functioning Lurker @duahble.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Your skeet is how I'm finding out. He was so amazing and spawned many incredible disciples. 130
High-Functioning Lurker @duahble.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Liked for the gif Followed for mr the plague avatar 120
High-Functioning Lurker @duahble.bsky.social · 23/07/2026God how I wish that "we" (the people) all knew this. If only. 020
High-Functioning Lurker @duahble.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Me: "Hmm I wonder if it was Too Like the Lightening..." <scrolls> "Nice. Beat me to it." 010
Reposted by High-Functioning LurkerNicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 21/07/2026People who say their personal finances are fair-to-good and improving, and also say the national economy is terrible, are not saying the national economy is terrible because they are poor and struggling. This is so easy to understand that not understanding it takes a group effort. 4916
High-Functioning Lurker @duahble.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Not a dig at Will I find—ahem—both sides of this to have their points and their flaws 000
High-Functioning Lurker @duahble.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I read this comic 3 times and @whstancil.bsky.social suddenly materialized in my living room like the Candyman 1202
High-Functioning Lurker @duahble.bsky.social · 21/07/2026It's such a bummer that you even had to explain this to people. Keep doing your thing, stranger. —signed, fellow stranger. 010
High-Functioning Lurker @duahble.bsky.social · 20/07/2026<bill-murray-groundhog-day-meme.jpg> WELL, THE STRAIGHT OF HORMUZ IS OPEN. AGAIN. 010
High-Functioning Lurker @duahble.bsky.social · 20/07/2026We just need it to rain frogs tomorrow and the prophecy will be complete 110
High-Functioning Lurker @duahble.bsky.social · 20/07/2026This perfectly encapsulates my mood this morning catching up on what I've missed since the Cup ended 000
High-Functioning Lurker @duahble.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Camera zooms out. Everyone has been sitting on toilets having explosive diarrhea. 102
High-Functioning Lurker @duahble.bsky.social · 20/07/2026This is the absolute peak of my comedic prowess. Please clap. 000
High-Functioning Lurker @duahble.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Our Head of Post-Cup Cleanup is Maya Partmentis-Messi. Our FIFA appointed legal council is Duey, Cheetham, & Howe. Our Chief Hydration Coordinator is "Paws" Adé Idra Tassioni. Our Sore Loser Division is lead by Ima Ghana-Chokyu Our official home ventilation sponsor is Absolute Chimneys™ 112
High-Functioning Lurker @duahble.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Car Talk guys closing the World Cup this morning: "Well you've wasted another perfectly good 39 days watching the Copa Mundial on Telemundo" 030
High-Functioning Lurker @duahble.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Starting today with a World Cup hangover... I haven't been keeping up with any other news 020
High-Functioning Lurker @duahble.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Huh yeah I guess he really did die if god is saying so 000
High-Functioning Lurker @duahble.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Wait did Lindsey Graham die or something? 000
Reposted by High-Functioning LurkerAngus Johnston @angus.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Why is Trump still in office? Why was January 6 not the end? Because the institutional GOP discovered that not only would their voters not punish them for declining to feign decency, they would punish them if they DID feign decency. 9784135
High-Functioning Lurker @duahble.bsky.social · 10/07/2026"Y'all are straight f*cked." ~Ghost of Frederick Douglass, 2026. 000
Reposted by High-Functioning LurkerMitchell Epner @mitchellepner.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Song for the Day: Lost Ones - Lauryn Hill youtu.be/Yq_3A_8C7Ag?...youtu.beLost OnesYouTube video by Lauryn Hill - Topic 1104
High-Functioning Lurker @duahble.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Yes. The US took what chances they could and tried to make the most of every situation... Mexico on the other hand looked like they had one very specific idea of how they wanted to score and just couldn't play the actual game that was in front of them 000
Reposted by High-Functioning LurkerBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I got no beef with Lukaku, let the big dog eat 1451126
Reposted by High-Functioning LurkerChris Nowak @chrisnowak.bsky.social · 07/07/2026This is now a Norway fan account. 011
High-Functioning Lurker @duahble.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Fair read. Belgium are a very strong team and played like it. I'm just glad we didn't have to watch USMNT try and fail at the same cross for 30 mins like we did Mexico 100
High-Functioning Lurker @duahble.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Whew that was top notch embarrassment for USMNT Not ending on a high note Anyways, I feel better about the Ghana match now 😛 010
High-Functioning Lurker @duahble.bsky.social · 06/07/2026My favorite actress is not human. That's because she's from Mars. 020