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Dr. Spaghetti

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Dr. Spaghetti @drspaghetti.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh sure they'll learn pro nouns for a computer.
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Dr. Spaghetti @drspaghetti.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I mean what could be better for bi visibility than the straits being open?
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Dr. Spaghetti @drspaghetti.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If someone said to Trump the American flag didnt stand out as much as the Chinese in this photo it would be up for redesign tonorrow morning.
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Dr. Spaghetti @drspaghetti.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Make Amputations Great Again
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OrcGirlBoss @orc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gas high
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tree girl!!! @kelestrian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
rodney dangerfield
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Dr. Spaghetti @drspaghetti.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Every once in a while the Beaverton really knocks one out of the park.
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Dr. Spaghetti @drspaghetti.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Someone: wow, so your job is pretty important eh? You decide if food and water is safe, or if people like polio or not? Thats crazy. Me:
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Dr. Spaghetti @drspaghetti.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I hope Rockstar gets an email from YouTube about how many times ive smashed the skip button on the GTA6 trailer. Everyone in the world knows its coming out, its not worth waiting to find out crucial information about the Chernobyl elephants foot.
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Dia Lacina @dialacina.com · 03/09/2026
jealousy professor
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Dr. Spaghetti @drspaghetti.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Every single death is your responsibility. Its your fucking job.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
well you should see yo semite sam/ a rootin tootin little red headed man/ well when bugs bunny's in drag, you know that's yo semite's bag/ yes you should see yo semite sam
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton's Imagination Library gifted more than 332,000,000 books since it was first created 31 years ago.
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Dr. Spaghetti @drspaghetti.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Its hard to briefly memoriallize someone like Dolly. Everything she did as an artist enriched the world around her, everything she did as a philanthropist saved lives and educated on the scale of Andrew Carnegie. Its time for some else to step up.
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
to establish the greatness of dolly compare this with the phrase "pour myself a cup of ambition"
classic chuck wendig cringe tweet 
WEDNESDAY. The day you flumpty-foo! And you think boopty-bop and zippity-zoom but the truth is razza frazza wuzza wooza. What I'm trying to say is, maybe your brain isn't working either, but that's OK, because you're great. PS you need a firmware upgrade in the form of "coffee."
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Dr. Spaghetti @drspaghetti.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Now that this basically confirmed by Carney.... every demand on this list is a non starter. Hey, the deal is almost done we just need to add in soft annexation, thats cool right?
A list of American trade and culture demands  that arent worth the time spent reading them.
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Drew Scanlon @drewscanlon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com
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Dr. Spaghetti @drspaghetti.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Please dont put it in the newspaper that I got mad.
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Dr. Spaghetti @drspaghetti.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Nasal Enema Wakana-san who did NOT give her real name
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Dr. Spaghetti @drspaghetti.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Its easy and stupid to paint an entire generation as cynics buy i barely had to mention AI to my teenage nephew amd he went off for like an hour about it being garbage that him amd all his friends hate with a passion.
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Dr. Spaghetti @drspaghetti.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
🎵 Tokyo drift of the heart 🎶 I dont know man im exhausted
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Dr. Spaghetti @drspaghetti.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
When you're old and its 4am
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Dr. Spaghetti @drspaghetti.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Part of my team's job is to remove unwanted visitors from set we are not this nice about it i can yell you that. This would be a real "friends hammers" situation.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 12/08/2026
You gonna burn, burn, burn, burn, burn it to the wick Ooh,
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Dr. Spaghetti @drspaghetti.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Had our final production meeting before going to camera and all the department heads bullied the show runner so mercilessly for using AI that they hired an assistant.
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Dr. Spaghetti @drspaghetti.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The ghost of Tipper Gore possessed a focus group and convinced a guy whose last name is a blow job sound that sex doesn't sell.
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
everything needed to become *very* different 50 years ago and it didn't. is it doomerism to acknowledge that? should I live out the rest of my life in a fugue of desperate frustrated outrage that a solarpunk utopia continues to not rise from the boiling seas? I have no power over any of this
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Dr. Spaghetti @drspaghetti.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Just cast Michael B Jordan and make a billion dollars already.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Four panel comic. Panel 1: a grey alien emerges from its UFO in front of a crowd of people standing below. The alien says, “earthlings… surrender now… we are—“ Panel 2: the first alien is interrupted by a second, different species of squid-like alien emerging from its ship. The second alien says, “humans! Prepare for—“ Panel 3: the two aliens quickly notice each other, looking surprised. Panel 4: the two aliens are laughing hysterically with their arms around each other amicably, each pointing to the other in a joking manner. This is the third time this has happened. A small group of onlooking humans stand behind them uncomfortably.
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Every dollar spent on social services is, in some sense, a theft from the weapons industry
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Dr. Spaghetti @drspaghetti.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Have you not seen the signs posted on the bridge he haunts?
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Dr. Spaghetti @drspaghetti.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
This the "Uber Driver Sucked Me Off?" Of Documentary titles.
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Dr. Spaghetti @drspaghetti.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
When they easy solve your riddles three
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Dr. Spaghetti @drspaghetti.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I work in film and the crew side of the industry has been in free fall since covid. Coupled with AI, mergers like this are a gut shot to tge people who work in a gig economy and haven't gotten a raise in 15 years.
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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 14/07/2026
ODYSSEUS, BRISTLING WITH RAGE: thou dare attempt to pork my wife? while i’m on my big trip?
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Dr. Spaghetti @drspaghetti.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This is mostly on RFK but if they dont start calling him Diarrhea Don Im gonna lose it.
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Dr. Spaghetti @drspaghetti.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
At face value an explosive diarrhea outbreak is funny but by now they should know exactly what is causing it and where it is coming from. These are the consequences of de regulation. Old people will die, very young people will likely die. The people responsible will never be held to account.
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Dr. Spaghetti @drspaghetti.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Mr President do you have any comment on the current national shit storn happening under your watch? People are calling you Mr Diarrhea? Do you have any comment? (This shit is so easy)
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Dr. Spaghetti @drspaghetti.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Allons fucking y
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Dr. Spaghetti @drspaghetti.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Its not a parasite, its just normal explosive diarrhea.
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Randy Renstrom @randyrenstrom.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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🐦‍⬛N☰V☰RM0R☰🏴‍☠️🌌 @rvnwings.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
It's hotter in the Arctic circle today than fucking Cuba. But okay mr prime minister sir. More oil and gas.
Heat map of North America today, the end of June.
It is 33 degrees in the Arctic circle, hotter than Cuba.
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J.J. @jjfromkansas.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Exit light Enter night Take my hand Morocco beat the Netherlands
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Dr. Spaghetti @drspaghetti.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Into oblivion.
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Dr. Spaghetti @drspaghetti.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
We abolished slavery last so we invented woke is the most American thing ive heard in a whilem
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Dr. Spaghetti @drspaghetti.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Never meet, read about, find out about, or have heroes.
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
celebrating pride by booing at every straight couple i see
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Dr. Spaghetti @drspaghetti.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Im not American but I am also spending more on all of these things, not because im optimistic but becauae everything straight up costs more now. Everyone in rhe world should get to line up and punch this titfucker in his shit eating rictus.
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