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Sarah Brand

@drsarahbrand.bsky.social
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*Trombonist *Music Therapist in forensic mental health services *Absolute Shower 📍Kent, UK. Recordings of experimental improvised music: sarahgailbrand.bandcamp.com When nothing goes right, go left. Join a union.

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Sarah Brand @drsarahbrand.bsky.social · 49m
The sky is a very interesting colour …
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AltYellostoneNatPar @altyellonatpark.org · 1h
Does anyone know how to convert a PDF with lots of math in it to a word document without it scrambling ?
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Hugh Keogh @hughkeogh.bsky.social · 2h
I cannot stand that HMRC 'hobby or hustle' podcast advert. Oh you better dob yourself in to the tax feds if you manage to somehow make £20 a week doing a thing you enjoy. Bollocks.
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Sarah Brand @drsarahbrand.bsky.social · 2h
So that’ll be one Boots store at Charing Cross station and the rest of the chain will be renamed ‘Shoes’.
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Captain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social · 7h
No time to make a Hallowmeme, today, so here's one from last year.
The 3 panel  "Moe Kicking Barney Out" meme, but Moe is now Dr. Loomis from the "Halloween" movies and Barney is now Michael Myers. The top panel shows Loomis hoiking Michael out of the front door of the bar. The middle panel has a narrow-eyed Loomis dusting his hands off as he stands in the bar doorway. In the bottom panel, Loomis is still standing in the doorway with his hands on his hips. Behind him, standing at the bar, is the inevitable figure of Michael Myers.
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
The Jetsons lied to us
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Spinal Tap Quotes @spinaltapquotes.bsky.social · 12h
MARTY: The review you had on 'Shark Sandwich'...which was merely a two word review - just said "shit sandwich." Umm...
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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 19h
Save time by only telling the punchline
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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 19h
subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz359bs
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Sarah Brand @drsarahbrand.bsky.social · 23h
Is he mates with Tr*mp?
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Sarah Brand @drsarahbrand.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🧐
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Rick Burin @rickburin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I want to hear more about the second of these writing sessions
Jeffrey Archer, former
Conservative politician and novelist, dies aged 86
Publisher says author died peacefully at home
'between writing sessions'
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That's why
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026
Pond A Little Too Serene
Pond A Little Too Serene
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Sarah Brand @drsarahbrand.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Excuse Me Blank Stare
ALT: Excuse Me Blank Stare
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mjazzg @mjazzg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Do this folks! My friends and family love me even more now that I have played them this CD. Top drawer music too!
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Sarah Brand @drsarahbrand.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You too can be the proud owner of this CD and amaze your friends and colleagues. Fun for all the family: sarahgailbrand.bandcamp.com
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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Everything that's wrong with our nation. Everything that's broken. Everything that's corrupted. Started with her.
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Sarah Brand @drsarahbrand.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Keith only wrote half the book - he thought he was being filmed and he wasn’t convinced we could read it in silence.
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Sarah Brand @drsarahbrand.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
90 years since the Battle of Cable St.
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Sodslawyer @sodslawyer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@drsarahbrand.bsky.social
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Sarah Brand @drsarahbrand.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Rhodri Davies is here: daviesrhodri.bsky.social #IYKYK
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Joan Miró @joanmiro.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Women Sonando Evasion www.wikiart.org/en/joan-miro/women-…
Women Sonando Evasion
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Jean Rhys @msjeanrhys.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
'Loneliness is all very well,' he said, 'but it needs fine weather.'
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 14/08/2026
haven't seen Balkan coffee shops at 8am on here in a while please enjoy
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Sarah Brand @drsarahbrand.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Been looking for an HDMI cable for the last hour. Was about to order an HDMI cable. Something told me to look into the pit of cable madness behind the TV. I found the HDMI cable. And a shoe.
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Sarah Brand @drsarahbrand.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Public Safety Message:
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Radio 3 vs Classic FM.
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Sarah Brand @drsarahbrand.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I really want to change my life.
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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Gail Myerscough @gailmyerscough.co.uk · 29/09/2026
I’m Gail, a one woman (and a feline assistant) business, based in Manchester. I create prints, homewares, T-shirts & cards inspired by midcentury design, music and architecture. Have a look gailmyerscough.co.uk
A grid of twelve illustrations featuring music designs, architecture designs, books, retro abstract designs and swimmers. Bold and colourful.
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Sarah Brand @drsarahbrand.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Desert Island Discs
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Letsss goooo
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Stayed at a remote countryside pub last night where the landlord couldn't pronounce pinot grigio and did 3 enormous long farts immediately after saying hello to me
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Rick Havoc @rickhavoc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good morning to those waking up. Unfortunately it didn't happen overnight.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Whoever is telling professional cricketers to shave two inches of hair off above their ears needs to stop. It looks ridiculous.
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Sarah Brand @drsarahbrand.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A bass player only playing the root = crap bass player.
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T-Rexit @t-rexit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Chortle 🤭
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Sarah Brand @drsarahbrand.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Took me all afternoon to deep clean the bathroom. Had to keep taking breaks so that I didn’t die of fucking boredom. #domesticgoddess
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Sarah Brand @drsarahbrand.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Stop funding arseholes. actionstorm.org/petitions/ik... @StopFundingHate
actionstorm.org
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VictoriaQOTD @victoriaqotd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"We've been having tests." "Fertility?" "For something, I don't know if it was tility."
Victoria Wood and Andrew Livingstone talking to a fly on the wall documentarian.
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Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day @apartridgeqotd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've got to say, that bloody snake!
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Celeste Headlee @celesteheadlee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So, Banksy bought a used yacht, repaired it and retrofitted it to serve as a rescue boat to save migrants in the central Mediterranean. The whole project cost the artist $860,000. Since 2020, the boat has saved more than 3,800 people. londondaily.com/banksy-funds...
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Banksy funds refugee rescue boat operating in Mediterranean - London Daily
Exclusive: UK artist finances bright pink motor yacht that set sail in secrecy to avoid being intercepted by authorities
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
TIMELINE CLEANSE. Four-times Olympic gold medallist dressage horse Dalera retired after Paris 2024 and her rider/owner bred a mini-Dalera and look how cute they all are.
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Sarah Brand @drsarahbrand.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
‘Mount Temple Comprehensive were surprised when U2 turned up and started the gig as they hadn’t been invited’.
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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Gone for a Friday pint and a portly guy I always see standing at the bar is chatting to the barmaid. He just said, ‘Good news! Got my blood test results, my liver is fine!’ She went ‘Yay! I was worried for you, let me get you to a wine’ Never change Britain, never change.
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Sarah Brand @drsarahbrand.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I hope people aren’t still laughing at this. I know I’m not.
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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