Hugh Keogh @hughkeogh.bsky.social · 4hAfter some consideration I am removing Siberian Plague Laboratory Worker from my dream job list. 000
Hugh Keogh @hughkeogh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026On the Wikipedia home page I think the focus should move to the search box straight away. And that is my opinion of the day. 000
Hugh Keogh @hughkeogh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"Also two Jelly Belly air fresheners and a Wild Bean Café latte which were destroyed in a controlled explosion" 021
Hugh Keogh @hughkeogh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Half price mildly out-of-date Ritter Marzipan at Costcutterstatic.klipy.comMichael Fassbender: PerfectionALT: Michael Fassbender: Perfection 110
Hugh Keogh @hughkeogh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026He then shoved a cream cake in his eye, demonstrating how he could not have stabbed a boat because he's shit at everything 120
Hugh Keogh @hughkeogh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Man City's lawyer celebrating getting them off 1 charge out of 115. 010
Hugh Keogh @hughkeogh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Refused bail due to fears he might try to escape in his submarine 060
Hugh Keogh @hughkeogh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Saw a chap wearing morning trousers with a black lounge suit jacket in Tescos last week, only needed a bowler for the full Ministry Of Silly Walks look. I approve, the City needs more of this. As does Tescos. 010
Hugh Keogh @hughkeogh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Instead they are launching Show Racism The Red Carpet www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukSunderland's Reform Council ends Show Racism the Red Card supportReform ends Sunderland Council support for Show Racism the Red Card in a row with the charity's head. 020
Hugh Keogh @hughkeogh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Struggling to say goodbye to @bobpetesarah.bsky.social I should be just grateful but that's not how it works is it? Who else would write a song mentioning former World Cup semi finalist Boncho Genchev's debut for Hendon? Nobody ever did or will. 020
Hugh Keogh @hughkeogh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This fracas between King Fingers & Viscount Biscuit is not going away so they should settle their differences in the traditional manner: Robot Wars 010
Hugh Keogh @hughkeogh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The Cunt For Red October Or 20,000 Paeds Under The Sea 140
Hugh Keogh @hughkeogh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Another journey gaslit by Citymapper. "122 in 2 mins" Nice. "Sorry, what's nice?" The 122 "What's that then m8? Never heard of no 122" 000
Reposted by Hugh KeoghMatt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 20/09/2026You knew where you stood back in the good old bad days of the cricket season in the 70s, 80s and 90s. John Player throughout the season, 37,000 3 day games, B&H Final in July (your Test Matches), Gillette/NatWest early September. Done and dusted. 3132
Hugh Keogh @hughkeogh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Our local shop has recently started handling Evri/Relay etc parcels & it's like a Krypton Factor assault course in there now navigating great mountains of Vinted crap on the way to the bog roll or Magnums 020
Hugh Keogh @hughkeogh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Growing up in Worcestershire I had a school friend who lived in Pinvin & aged 11 or 12 I spent a weekend at his house. From what I can remember the village & the people in it were a lot stranger than anything in Penda's Fen 050
Hugh Keogh @hughkeogh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026A reminder that you should only wash your Ed Sheeran with other similar colours. And do not tumble dry. 020
Hugh Keogh @hughkeogh.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Mars: keep writing Share & Enjoy on 68g Maltesers packets, I will continue to obey 50% of your instructions 050
Hugh Keogh @hughkeogh.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Magnificently biased commentary in the Springboks v ABs game. Boks players would need to literally shoot an AB to merit a penalty 010
Hugh Keogh @hughkeogh.bsky.social · 12/09/2026When trees first grew in this wood you could still walk from England to Denmark without getting your feet wet. 031
Hugh Keogh @hughkeogh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Things I was frightened of as a child: 1. Undercooked red kidney beans 2. Stinging nettles 3. A short tyrannosaurus I thought lived in the garden 4. Stewpot 5. Rope climbing in PE 6. The marching hammers in Pink Floyd's The Wall 020
Reposted by Hugh KeoghVGC @videogameschronicle.com · 10/09/2026Ikea has released a Skyrim mod where players are accompanied by a Kallax shelving unit voiced by Matt Berry. www.videogameschronicle.com/news/ikea-ha...videogameschronicle.comIkea has released a Skyrim mod where players are accompanied by a Kallax shelving unit voiced by Matt Berry | VGC“Your inventory woes end here,” the Kallax Storageborn mod promises… 10333133
Hugh Keogh @hughkeogh.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The theme tune describes the premise in great detail, maybe start there? 050
Hugh Keogh @hughkeogh.bsky.social · 09/09/2026To the England cricket team: this is the gold standard 000
Hugh Keogh @hughkeogh.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Springbok v AB tv director massively overestimating how interested I am in seeing people in the crowd 000
Hugh Keogh @hughkeogh.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Maudlin Street Secondary Modern School loses another pupil 😢 000
Hugh Keogh @hughkeogh.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Featuring both Normans & Anglo Saxons, the Bayeux Tapestry is the earliest known example of a half-and-half scarf 040
Hugh Keogh @hughkeogh.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Doggett's Pub by Blackfriars Bridge used to have a jukebox you could feed via SMS. This enabled a bastard such as I to, for example play Candle In The Wind (1997) twenty times without having to listen to it at all. 010
Hugh Keogh @hughkeogh.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Multiple finance bros in gilets today. They are the pumpkin spice of sartorial autumn. 020
Hugh Keogh @hughkeogh.bsky.social · 30/08/2026This is in Lincolnshire and I'm inclined to think it explains Lincolnshire 010
Hugh Keogh @hughkeogh.bsky.social · 28/08/2026The truth Hertz news.sky.com/story/andrew...news.sky.comAndrew Tate rented supercars to appear 'uberwealthy', lawyers sayLegal representatives for the social media influencer and his brother Tristan Tate claim the pair deliberately portray themselves as wealthier than they are. 010
Hugh Keogh @hughkeogh.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Wonder if Pete Frame would be willing to make a Rock Family Trees book but for everyone in House Of The Dragon. Because I am fucking struggling here. 000
Hugh Keogh @hughkeogh.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I did not know that Clive Barker was at school with Doug Bradley who plays Pinhead. 020
Hugh Keogh @hughkeogh.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Every day I tick 'Don't show this again' and hit the Yes button. Every day it pops up again, after I've signed in again. 030
Hugh Keogh @hughkeogh.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Shopping for trousers on Vinted and in the search options one of the colours was 'transparent' 150
Reposted by Hugh KeoghErin Sebo @erinsebo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Great medieval research starter pack by @florencehrscott.bsky.social! go.bsky.app/Eo1HyLT 03116
Hugh Keogh @hughkeogh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Thinking of having a go at 'Couch To 5K' this weekend. Or any strong cider tbh. 110
