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kit (dr_plem) @drplem.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
my cat loves banana, but really specifically only the little handle for opening the skin
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Cora Peeta M 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇦🇶🇺🇳 💙💗🤍💗💙 @coramcgladdery.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Baron Greenback, evil toad villain from Dangermouse cartoon with speech bubble
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kit (dr_plem) @drplem.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
a man on a bus laughed until he cried when he overheard me telling a friend that you shouldn't visit a baby in the first couple of weeks, because you'll have to lie about it not being ugly. we agreed it's better to wait until it's fully inflated.
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Captain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
And from this day in 2014.
A two panel image. The top panel shows the scene from 'The Wicker Man ' (1973) where Sgt. Howie first glimpses what's waiting for him as he crests the ridge of the hill he's being led up, but Howie is now the red-headed kid from 'The Snowman' (1982). The bottom panel shows the islanders standing around the wicker man, but there's snow on the ground, they're all wearing bobble hats and scarves and the wicker man is now the snowman from 'The Snowman'.
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Béla | comms closed @gruselzirkus.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
. Death . . Skelly in a sally #tarot #illustration #artsky #art
Death tarot card. the grim reaper in black gothic armour rides atop a pale horse bearing a black standard. the social classes cower in fear before him, a priest, a soldier, a king lies fallen at his horses feet. a burning city can be seen in the distance and a river of blood is flowing past. a crimson coat is trailing behind the reaper.
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kit (dr_plem) @drplem.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
i wrote this! and let me tell you im very pleased with myself! wish i could actually buy this southern brave twister kit i designed even if you don't like cricket you might like to read my hot takes on the best ice lollies in the biz 😎🍦☀️
A black Southern Brave cricket shirt, with bright green sleeves and a yellow collar. The shirt is covered with thin swirling green lines and has a logo for Twister ice lollies across the front.
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kit (dr_plem) @drplem.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
i wrote this! and let me tell you im very pleased with myself! wish i could actually buy this southern brave twister kit i designed even if you don't like cricket you might like to read my hot takes on the best ice lollies in the biz 😎🍦☀️
A black Southern Brave cricket shirt, with bright green sleeves and a yellow collar. The shirt is covered with thin swirling green lines and has a logo for Twister ice lollies across the front.
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Koboldscrossing @koboldscrossing.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
a lil dragon lino print
A pillaging dragon with the text “great work”
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kit (dr_plem) @drplem.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
at the pub a friend asked what Paddy McGuiness is up to, and an old interest unlocked unfortunately I have laryngitis so I was just croaking across the table "His wife left him! She dates women and got an autism diagnosis! Good for her!" like a little frog who knows too much about Paddy McGuiness
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Koboldscrossing @koboldscrossing.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
crocodile wizard
A crocodile wizard wearing a clock, a hat, smoking a pipe holding a golden staff with a dragonfly on top of it
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kit (dr_plem) @drplem.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
this is my seat and she doesn't give one single fuck about it
A fluffy tortoiseshell cat is sitting on a sofa and contentedly licking her back paw. She is glaring directly into the camera.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 03/03/2025
i'm convinced the business exec chumps who say they work 70 hours a week, in addition to Just Lying, simply don't know how to put on an lcd soundsystem playlist and truly Lock In
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kit (dr_plem) @drplem.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
snoopy is an ally
A sticker of Snoopy reading a book, under the text Always Carry A Book (ACAB)
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Every episode of Poirot is great because he purposefully hangs around with a complete idiot who is astounded by everything he does and I support that
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kit (dr_plem) @drplem.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
just watched a pop punk band cover "it feels like christmas" from muppets christmas carol, I have transcended
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ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Just checking the weather
The Ceefax weather map, but altered to a drawing of a windswept fox with the weather conditions "Fucken" and "Wimdy"
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kit (dr_plem) @drplem.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
just lost a whole evening to looking at heraldic art, this website is a very cool resource if you also like thinking about how your own shield would look if you were a knight heraldicart.org/terms
heraldicart.org
Alphabetical Index
A ↑ Abacus Acanthus : Leaf Acorn : 8 illustrations; Slipped & Leaved (5 illustrations) ; Two Acorns Slips Conjoined Issuant from a Trimount Adze : 2 illustrations; Double-Bladed Adze Alerion : 2 illus...
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#BruceSterling @bruces.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
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kit (dr_plem) @drplem.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Without downloading any new pics where are you mentally
A skeleton grimacing inside a street bin
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Geoffrey Chaucer: Whan that Aprill with his shoures Beastie Boys: SOOTE Geoffrey Chaucer: The droghte of March hath perced to the Beastie Boys: ROOTE
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Scootch over, I’m joining your zoom. I have some input for the team. Unmute me
blurry picture of an orange cat who is close to your face at eye level smirking at you bc he is cramming his big orange self in front of your zoom meeting
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kit (dr_plem) @drplem.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
haters claim they're downloading medieval dingbats fonts with intent to use them!
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kit (dr_plem) @drplem.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
about 1 in 10 posts in my discover feed are pictures of a great blue heron. i follow the birds feed but not a heron specific one. i like the post every time, so perhaps in another month or so i will be seeing 100% herons in the discover tab
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 11/11/2024
"don't hate the player, hate the game" can't it be both? fuck monopoly and fuck you for making me play it
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Dr Kawashima's Clicker Training @katastrophe1312.bsky.social · 31/12/2023
Today is the last day you can repost this
A burning building saying "The year is 2023, Civilisation has progressed little in the last 20 years."
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Jane @fightingpride93.bsky.social · 04/11/2023
A person starting at a crossroads, both leading to spooky, stormy castles. One is labelled "Be awkward by being quiet", the other is labelled "Be awkward by talking".
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Andreea Dumuta @galactixy.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
don’t fear the reaper!
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 18/09/2023
AHAB: I hope this email finds you, whale
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 30/07/2023
A screenshot of Bilbo Baggins turning back to look at Gandalf at the door of his hobbit hole home, Bag End. Dialogue balloons from the Junji Ito comic "The Enigma of Amigara Fault" are pasted over it, so Bilbo is saying "Th-this is my hole! It was made for me!"
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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
Yes I know them, we went to Twitter together.
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 20/09/2023
Poster on a telephone pole reading "WHAT IF A BIG SHARK JUST ATE ALL OF THE TERFS CHOMP CHOMP"
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