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kit (dr_plem) @drplem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm so sorry Lance 💜
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kit (dr_plem) @drplem.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I watched his series of love island and this is exactly how he was on there, until he got hurt and broke down crying saying he doesn't normally feel safe to feel things all this to say, expect a breakthrough men's mental health rumba in week 6 or 7
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kit (dr_plem) @drplem.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
i proposed a plan to friends earlier just called "crunchy leaves walk" and it's had a very good take-up rate
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kit (dr_plem) @drplem.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I have also been enjoying the Granada Sherlock Holmes with Jeremy Brett as a similarly low-stakes mystery of the week show recently, but Andy likes that one too so I can't watch it when he's out haha
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kit (dr_plem) @drplem.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
omg I also started watching this literally yesterday!! I love them
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kit (dr_plem) @drplem.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
i am praying for the return
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kit (dr_plem) @drplem.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
perfect outfit to eat an eldritch dinner in :)
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kit (dr_plem) @drplem.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The agreed on position for airing out the floof
A brown cat is lying on her back exposing a very fluffy tummy, with her paws tucked up like a kangaroo
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kit (dr_plem) @drplem.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
craft day lock in with my friends tomorrow! I am hoping to finish knitting 1 jumper sleeve and eat a silly flavour hot cross bun
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kit (dr_plem) @drplem.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
my cat loves banana, but really specifically only the little handle for opening the skin
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Cora Peeta M 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇦🇶🇺🇳 💙💗🤍💗💙 @coramcgladdery.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Baron Greenback, evil toad villain from Dangermouse cartoon with speech bubble
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kit (dr_plem) @drplem.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
!!! Thank you for bringing this important info to my attention!!
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kit (dr_plem) @drplem.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
his sister had just had a baby, apologies to that ugly baby for the brutal takedown
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kit (dr_plem) @drplem.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
a man on a bus laughed until he cried when he overheard me telling a friend that you shouldn't visit a baby in the first couple of weeks, because you'll have to lie about it not being ugly. we agreed it's better to wait until it's fully inflated.
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kit (dr_plem) @drplem.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
did you win in the end?
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Captain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
And from this day in 2014.
A two panel image. The top panel shows the scene from 'The Wicker Man ' (1973) where Sgt. Howie first glimpses what's waiting for him as he crests the ridge of the hill he's being led up, but Howie is now the red-headed kid from 'The Snowman' (1982). The bottom panel shows the islanders standing around the wicker man, but there's snow on the ground, they're all wearing bobble hats and scarves and the wicker man is now the snowman from 'The Snowman'.
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kit (dr_plem) @drplem.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
why does the silhouette look like that one graphic of Saddam Hussein in the tunnel
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Béla | comms closed @gruselzirkus.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
. Death . . Skelly in a sally #tarot #illustration #artsky #art
Death tarot card. the grim reaper in black gothic armour rides atop a pale horse bearing a black standard. the social classes cower in fear before him, a priest, a soldier, a king lies fallen at his horses feet. a burning city can be seen in the distance and a river of blood is flowing past. a crimson coat is trailing behind the reaper.
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kit (dr_plem) @drplem.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
YEEEAAAHH
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kit (dr_plem) @drplem.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
i wrote this! and let me tell you im very pleased with myself! wish i could actually buy this southern brave twister kit i designed even if you don't like cricket you might like to read my hot takes on the best ice lollies in the biz 😎🍦☀️
A black Southern Brave cricket shirt, with bright green sleeves and a yellow collar. The shirt is covered with thin swirling green lines and has a logo for Twister ice lollies across the front.
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kit (dr_plem) @drplem.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
i wrote this! and let me tell you im very pleased with myself! wish i could actually buy this southern brave twister kit i designed even if you don't like cricket you might like to read my hot takes on the best ice lollies in the biz 😎🍦☀️
A black Southern Brave cricket shirt, with bright green sleeves and a yellow collar. The shirt is covered with thin swirling green lines and has a logo for Twister ice lollies across the front.
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Koboldscrossing @koboldscrossing.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
a lil dragon lino print
A pillaging dragon with the text “great work”
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kit (dr_plem) @drplem.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
at the pub a friend asked what Paddy McGuiness is up to, and an old interest unlocked unfortunately I have laryngitis so I was just croaking across the table "His wife left him! She dates women and got an autism diagnosis! Good for her!" like a little frog who knows too much about Paddy McGuiness
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Koboldscrossing @koboldscrossing.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
crocodile wizard
A crocodile wizard wearing a clock, a hat, smoking a pipe holding a golden staff with a dragonfly on top of it
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kit (dr_plem) @drplem.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
this isn't helpful now but I have a channel in our house discord that's just called "where did I put that" for things I know I won't use very often and don't have a clear home
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kit (dr_plem) @drplem.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
this is my seat and she doesn't give one single fuck about it
A fluffy tortoiseshell cat is sitting on a sofa and contentedly licking her back paw. She is glaring directly into the camera.
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kit (dr_plem) @drplem.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I loved yeah yourself, like "yeah I'm doltclous"
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kit (dr_plem) @drplem.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
certainly you will not be catching scurvy after medicinal lime juice
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kit (dr_plem) @drplem.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
thank you very much 🫡🫡
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kit (dr_plem) @drplem.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
My friend is extremely interested what brand is this please?
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 03/03/2025
i'm convinced the business exec chumps who say they work 70 hours a week, in addition to Just Lying, simply don't know how to put on an lcd soundsystem playlist and truly Lock In
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kit (dr_plem) @drplem.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
why not both :)
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kit (dr_plem) @drplem.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
snoopy is an ally
A sticker of Snoopy reading a book, under the text Always Carry A Book (ACAB)
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Every episode of Poirot is great because he purposefully hangs around with a complete idiot who is astounded by everything he does and I support that
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kit (dr_plem) @drplem.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
just watched a pop punk band cover "it feels like christmas" from muppets christmas carol, I have transcended
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ZXGuesser @zxguesser.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Just checking the weather
The Ceefax weather map, but altered to a drawing of a windswept fox with the weather conditions "Fucken" and "Wimdy"
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kit (dr_plem) @drplem.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
me, looking at a whole page of antlers at various angles: hm I wonder if I know anyone else who would like this
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kit (dr_plem) @drplem.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
yesss! I nearly just sent it directly to you haha, hope you find some fun stuff to play with!
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kit (dr_plem) @drplem.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
just lost a whole evening to looking at heraldic art, this website is a very cool resource if you also like thinking about how your own shield would look if you were a knight heraldicart.org/terms
heraldicart.org
Alphabetical Index
A ↑ Abacus Acanthus : Leaf Acorn : 8 illustrations; Slipped & Leaved (5 illustrations) ; Two Acorns Slips Conjoined Issuant from a Trimount Adze : 2 illustrations; Double-Bladed Adze Alerion : 2 illus...
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kit (dr_plem) @drplem.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
a restaurant near me did a "sausage bread and butter pudding" recently! Funny how sausage in pancake sounds delicious, but sausage in bread and butter seems very strange to me
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#BruceSterling @bruces.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
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kit (dr_plem) @drplem.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Without downloading any new pics where are you mentally
A skeleton grimacing inside a street bin
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Geoffrey Chaucer: Whan that Aprill with his shoures Beastie Boys: SOOTE Geoffrey Chaucer: The droghte of March hath perced to the Beastie Boys: ROOTE
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Scootch over, I’m joining your zoom. I have some input for the team. Unmute me
blurry picture of an orange cat who is close to your face at eye level smirking at you bc he is cramming his big orange self in front of your zoom meeting
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kit (dr_plem) @drplem.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
haters claim they're downloading medieval dingbats fonts with intent to use them!
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kit (dr_plem) @drplem.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
about 1 in 10 posts in my discover feed are pictures of a great blue heron. i follow the birds feed but not a heron specific one. i like the post every time, so perhaps in another month or so i will be seeing 100% herons in the discover tab
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 11/11/2024
"don't hate the player, hate the game" can't it be both? fuck monopoly and fuck you for making me play it
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Dr Kawashima's Clicker Training @katastrophe1312.bsky.social · 31/12/2023
Today is the last day you can repost this
A burning building saying "The year is 2023, Civilisation has progressed little in the last 20 years."
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kit (dr_plem) @drplem.bsky.social · 08/12/2023
actually it's remiss of me not to shoutout to the best Christmas sandwich I ever had, the Ginsters cranberry wensleydale with bacon! that was inspired
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