Reposted by mickeyandpluto06 🔜 furpoc/mir @forbiddenflrsh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026epic af honkers bae. thanks for the hole kind stranger, you have won the enter-me today. i legit can’t even 2272
Reposted by mickeyandplutojenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 18/08/2026big mechanic doesn't want you to know this but you can buy an OBD 2 reader online for $20 and use it to turn off the check engine light yourself 1432115
mickeyandpluto @drone3467.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Whatever I just won't play ranked like I do dota. I just hope my friends won't take the bait. This has high potential to make playing with my friends who care about rank alot harder. 000
mickeyandpluto @drone3467.bsky.social · 31/07/2026"We think it is really crucial for you to not have a disincentive to play with your friends" (I couldn't find original dota blog post but this secondhand source quotes it) it's really funny this did not reach deadlock after they said this 6 years ago 110
mickeyandpluto @drone3467.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Self selecting casual having fun with your friends vs sweaty ig. 100
mickeyandpluto @drone3467.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I exclusively play with my friends so I guess I'm never playing ranked again. 100
mickeyandpluto @drone3467.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Wait valve already tried this with dota and abandoned it. I can't believe we're doing this again 100
Reposted by mickeyandplutoCarboncats by Lukas @carboncats.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Anyone else who has a thing for demons and angles? 🤫 #latex 1035676
mickeyandpluto @drone3467.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I should use the 67 in my drone id for more bad jokes 010
mickeyandpluto @drone3467.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Has the lofi hypnosis to relax and drop to joke been made already? 010
mickeyandpluto @drone3467.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Man I really wish msa tinted outserts weren't like ten trillion dollars. I have basically everything I want for my drone look but that 000
mickeyandpluto @drone3467.bsky.social · 29/07/2026They should make rubber require less effort to interact with in every way 132
Reposted by mickeyandplutoweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Nobody ever explained to me what a passkey is or how they work. Websites just started asking me for passkeys like it's something we talked about. 1063698536
Reposted by mickeyandplutoThe Beaver Princess 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ @akumeoy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026woke will never trick me into jerking off to league of legends porn no matter how many lesbians are in it 417819
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Reposted by mickeyandplutoLatex on johntaro.art @latex.johntaro.art · 18/07/2026another rubber clone enters the world. 213021
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Reposted by mickeyandplutoLindsey Wailes (looking for work!) @linwail.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Its just this meme over and over again. STOP BUYING STUDIOS TO CLOSE THEM 535051028
Reposted by mickeyandplutolizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 16/06/2026it's not illegal to be nude in portland if you're doing it as part of a protest so in our family the rule is if you're nude in the yard you have to periodically yell LEVITATE THE PENTAGON which i'm hoping the boys retain instinctively lifelong 81185128
Reposted by mickeyandplutoMark Spatny @markspatny.bsky.social · 14/06/2026I will chew and say prrt prrt because I am happy, and everybody will clap hands and smile and say “Knicks in Five” at each other. 0761
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Reposted by mickeyandplutoThe Onion @theonion.com · 13/06/2026Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Caketheonion.comI Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try CakeHello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where the... 503345570
Reposted by mickeyandplutoThe Onion @theonion.com · 09/06/2026Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake theonion.comI Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try CakeHello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where the... 9492102225
mickeyandpluto @drone3467.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Seems like a crazy thing to say to two people having a normal non sexual interaction 140
mickeyandpluto @drone3467.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Sometimes I think bottom surgery but God idk if I could give up standing to pee it's so effective 000
Reposted by mickeyandplutobud 🍋🟩☀️🎐 @goatmiel.bsky.social · 26/04/2026haha straight pluraling it 011
Reposted by mickeyandplutoUnited Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 04/05/2026WotC declined to voluntarily recognize our union by Friday, May 1st. While we're disappointed in this delay, together we remain strong in our convictions. We look forward to sitting down at the bargaining table so we can make Arena better for workers, for Wizards, and for our players. #UWOTC-CWAunitedwizardsofthecoast.comWizards of the Coast Declines to Recognize Union by May 1st 4127671099
