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Doctor Kayak

@drkayak.bsky.social
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I’m that origami/cat lady you might remember from other social media She/her. Can you believe someone let me have a PhD?

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Greenb3ar @greenb3ar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Okay the best political ad of the year is here from LA-DSA
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“james adomian” @jadomian.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How to vote on the judges?!? California judicial elections are tedious to parse, often missing from voter guides. A delightful, convenient hack: find a comprehensive rightwing judge guide and simply vote OPPOSITE all its recommendations! Here’s one useful asshole: voterguide.craighuey.com/cajudges/
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Doll @dollspace.gay · 03/10/2026
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I guarantee I haven't heard any other top songs of the year either. I don't think that makes me cool or erudite or whatever it's just not my thing. We're very lucky to live in a world with lots of different stuff for different people to enjoy, there's no reason to be weird about it.
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Dr. Emily Hamilton-Honey @hermioneclone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This entire situation is beyond disgusting, but thank the Goddess for the stellar fucking work of student journalists. Truly. CW: rape, sexual assault www.cornellsun.com/article/2026...
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EDITORIAL | Cornell Won’t, We Will
The Editorial Board demands that Cornell stops protecting the alleged Chi Phi rapists through the University's opaque sexual assault policies.
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Paris Marx @parismarx.com · 25/09/2026
An individual in Canada used ChatGPT for eight months to plan one of the country’s worst mass shootings. Yet, if you listen to politicians and media, the real threat of AI is a fantastical scenario where it might wipe out humans in ten years. They need to stop getting fooled by tech deceivers.
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The media has the AI threat all wrong
Generative AI is harming people today. We don’t need to waste time fantasizing about science fictional scenarios.
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Rachel H @therachel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A colorful, intriguing mystery awaits you in the chart chat.
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Marlow Stern @marlownyc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
‘The Matrix’ creator Lilly Wachowski on J.K. Rowling and the new ‘Harry Potter’ series: “She is funding trans genocide. J.K. Rowling funds trans genocide, full stop. So, if you support ‘Harry Potter,’ you’re supporting trans genocide.” variety.com/2026/tv/feat...
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Lilly Wachowski on Her New Studio Anarchists United, the Black Power Origins of ‘The Matrix’ and How ‘Harry Potter’ Fans Are ‘Supporting Trans Genocide’
‘The Matrix’ filmmaker Lilly Wachowski opens up about her new studio for marginalized voices Anarchists United, J.K. Rowling and Elon Musk.
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Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I bet all the people who haven’t been suffering from anxiety for years are feeling pretty stupid now
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Peanut (Birthmas) 🎃 @peanutium.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We need this asap! Groceries (asap): 25/200 Pet Insurance (2 payments): 0/212 #mutualaid #HelpFolksLive2026 #transmutualaid #DisabilityMutualAid
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 11/09/2023
every year I think about this incredible tweet from 2020, like legit revisionist history actively happening in real time
A tweet from Paul Krugman that says, “Overall, Americans took 9/12 pretty calmly. Notably, there wasn’t a mass outbreak of anti-Muslim sentiment and violence, which could all too easily have happened. And while GW Bush was a terrible president, to his credit he tried to calm prejudice, not feed it 2/“
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Dr Eleanor Janega @goingmedieval.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Me too bitch, you're not special.
A Guardian headline which reads "Indonesian forager may have sucked on mond-altwring nuts 25,000 years ago,  research finds"
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Rachel H @therachel.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
New episode now available! Listen to Rachel’s Chart Chat on Devo inside the new People are the Enemy. Get it wherever you find podcasts.
Product photo for Devo’s round red plastic “energy dome” hat with DEVO name embossed on the smallest circle on top. Product tag “Red Energy Dome Hat • Sombrero • Chapeau”
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nancy 9/7/26 … Happy Labor Day 🛠️
8 Hours for Work, 8 Hours for Rest, 8 Hours for What We Will. Based on a screenprint by Ricardo Levins Morales after the organizing work done by Robert Owen.
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Peanut (Birthmas) 🎃 @peanutium.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
New Pinned: In case anyone is wondering, I'm gonna ramble about my situation in this thread. To help me survive while disabled: Roommates pay info: cash.app/$DragonAField venmo.com/u/Caeli-Field www.paypal.me/caelifield Anything helps, thread below:
Peanut's black cat laying down asleep on a purple blanket, his paws are curled up and hes in a crescent shape. very cute.
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Doctor Kayak @drkayak.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
“It was actually good that the world had ended, because now no one could make her play Settlers of Catan.” —Manhunt by @scumbelievable.bsky.social
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Babad🎃🎃kakis @ryanwu2438.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Karen Bass reelection update: the mayor has come out as anti-taco stand. In Los Angeles.
“I do not believe that you should have a food vendor in front of a restaurant, period,” Bass shot back, adding that she wanted them off the streets completely and in brick-and-mortar locations. Their presence near restaurants “discourages people from going in, just like you shouldn’t have encampments in front of restaurants or in front of schools. You just should not do that.”
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
What if we kissed at the—
90s news Screen grab states: liberty university gay sex command center
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Doctor Kayak @drkayak.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Say what you will about Dave Min, and about our unserious congressional district, but the man once ate a fuckton of sushi.
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 05/08/2026
I would like it if evil men with ugly haircuts and spreadsheets simply had less control over every element of my life
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Dominic @domoffinland.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
this guy gets it
Listen to this king at a Huntington City Council meeting on Flock Cameras:

"I'm not gonna waste your time, I'm kinda hungry, but one last thing. Every single Flock camera has about 2-3 lbs of copper and about 1-2 grams of gold. Do with that information what you will."
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Nathan K. Hensley @nathankhensley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Local plumbers two steps ahead of every university administrator in america 👏
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 14/07/2026
BREAKING: NYC Mayor Mamdani signs new law that says you don't have to go to work if your pet is asleep on you or just being extra cute.
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Rachel H @therachel.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
special @drkayak.bsky.social cut of BTTF where at the end it's the "Lone Pine Mall" AND they don't have a JC Penney
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
american history
As this is an American
History class, we will
spend all of our time
on the wars that
America “won,”
mysteriously
running out of
time before we
can cover the
latest 70 years,
a period in which
your country has
persistently lost
every war
it fought.
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Wylder 🏳️‍⚧️♿ Help Us?? @wylder.myatproto.social · 18/04/2026
We can help everyone, actually. None of us is alone in this. That's why community exists. You must commit what you're able to supporting your fellows, including those who have nothing to commit. We hold one another up, that's how we got this far. Don't let fake "bootstraps" ideals end community.
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Doctor Kayak @drkayak.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Me on Father’s Day
Meme from the movie “We’re the Millers” but it says “You guys have dads?”
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
DATA CENTERS - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKETETEN HOLDIN "DRAW 50 BOATS SHIPS TRUCKS AND TRAINS BY LEE J. AMES " A GREAT BOOK AND IT SAYS "THE ONLY DATA CENTERS WE NEED TO BUILD ARE FUCKEN LIBRARIES" - MODERN SOCIETY WORKS TO ELIMINATE FREE RESOURCES BECAUSE THEN YOU DONT HAVE TO PARTICIPATE AS MUCH IN THE MONEY GRINDER - A LACK OF RESOURCES OR A LOSS IN RESOURCES IS USED AS PUNISHMENT TO KEEP YOU WORKING FOR LESS THAN YOUR WORTH - HOMELESSNESS AND HUNGER IS USED AS A DETERRENT FROM THOSE SEEKING TO ESCAPE THE CHAINS OF CAPITAL - AND THERE TIGHTNING THOSE SCREWS EVERY DAY - I WILL NEVER JUMP FOR A RICH MANS DOLLAR I WILL NEVER STOP HATING MONEY AND THOSE WHO SERVE IT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
To my peeps, and my Brown and LGBTQ friends. Never forget that your light was so damn bright they handed the world to the first asshole who promised to dim it.
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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Doctor: The great clown Pagliacci is performing in town tonight. Go and see his jests and japes. He will heal your heart and soul. Patient: Okay. Doctor: Wait before you go, I’m supposed to ask you if you’ve had any thoughts of harming yourself or others. Sorry, should’ve started with that.
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
The Lifeguard. Photos from my collection, no date/info.
Color photo of a gray shorthaired cat sitting on the under the tub that is full of water. A light skinned man leans forward from inside the tub and seems to be looking at the Cat. The photo and man’s appearance look very much like this is from the 1970s.Color photo of a large, short haired grey cat sitting on the edge of a tub. There’s a man sitting in the tub. He seems to be looking at the Cat and gesturing at it. The cat looks back over his shoulder at the camera. The photo quality, color and the man’s appearance make it look very much like this is from the 1970s.
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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 20/05/2026
AI will never eat half a case of mini chocolate chip muffins and that's why it will never write good
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Rachel H @therachel.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I could have put this at the end of the chart chatters segment but then you wouldn’t see him face! youtu.be/Ns7Z8ag4oSY?...
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Collective Soul Cat
YouTube video by JP Coakley
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Doctor Kayak @drkayak.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Post a meme made by you (It makes sense to me and hopefully my numerical analysis class)
Friendship ended meme: friendship ended with Taylor polynomial: now Lagrange polynomial is my best friend
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Doctor Kayak @drkayak.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Happy Friday! Remember that your job hates you, specifically, and you should cause as many problems as you can without getting caught
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Joshua Bowman @thalesdisciple.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
“I asked Claude” “I asked ChatGPT” Well, I asked my friend Joe, I asked my friend Jake—they said it was fhqwhgads.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
HAPPY CLOTH MOTHER DAY - dashare.zone ADMIN
A REEPER SKLETTON POINTIN AT YA "FUCK OFF WIRE MOTHER IF I AINT HUNGREY I ONLY FUCK WITH CLOTH MOTHER" HAPPY MOTHERS DAY TO YOU AND YOUR MOM - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Doctor Kayak @drkayak.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Drácula daily started today! Get on it this year!
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Ed Teffeau @watchmanblue.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Finally opened the bottle of Drambuie I ‘won’ from @drkayak.bsky.social a decade ago. The experience was…unique? Starts off way too sweet, transitions to black licorice, and then finishes with not great scotch. Would not recommend, but need recommendations for what to do with the rest of the bottle.
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Doctor Kayak @drkayak.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Oh no what is a peptide outside of the context of an introductory organic chemistry course. Do not ever tell me the answer to this question
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Nico Colaleo @nicocolaleo.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
LOS ANGELES - URGENT! I'm heartbroken that my friend and neighbor has only a few days to live. We must find a loving forever home for her 2 kitties, Kit (F/grey/white) & Caboodle (M/black). Both 3-4yrs old, total sweethearts. Please ask around and send anyone interested my way, thank you ❤️
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 12/04/2026
a'ight, imma head out
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 11/04/2026
People have been shocked that an AI company is offering chats with an AI Jesus for $1.99/minute but it's important to remember and respect the fact that a core part of American evangelicalism is being financially defrauded by people who claim to speak for god
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Claire Jackson @claire.northsky.social · 19/02/2026
we should have a third industry besides AI and gambling
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

ANTI-BEDTIME LEFTIST WEBSITE
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Doctor Kayak @drkayak.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Is the world a profoundly lonely and disconnected place, or am I just a bad hang? And other things to definitely start thinking about after 10 pm
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Doctor Kayak @drkayak.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Thank god I’m seeing my therapist this week. Something weird happened to me that got me a little upset, so I was trying to tell my sister about it, but because of her memory problems she couldn’t really follow the context. It’s not her fault but it’s got me feeling very low.
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Elf M. Sternberg @elfsternberg.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
The Ford Pinto had a death rate of 85 people for 10 million cars sold. The Cybertruck hasn't sold 10 million, but the fatality rate so far maths out to 1,452 people killed per 10 million sold. The Cybertruck may be the deadliest road car, for the occupants, ever sold. fuelarc.com/evs/its-offi...
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It's Official: the Cybertruck is More Explosive than the Ford Pinto - FuelArc News
We now have a full year of data for the Cybertruck, and a strange preponderance of headlines about Cybertrucks exploding into flames, including several fatalities. That’s more than enough data to comp...
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
the only way to improve Star Trek: TNG would be if they'd give each major character an episode where they fucked a ghost trapped in a candle
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Doctor Kayak @drkayak.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I think Julie and I had the same three men in our tub! @therachel.bsky.social @julieklausner.bsky.social
1970s bathtub toy “Three Men in a Tub” the butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker
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