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Ed Teffeau

@watchmanblue.bsky.social
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I make games and I play games, all while listening to a soothing grind core soundtrack.

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Ed Teffeau @watchmanblue.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Current Mounthaven progress. #miniatures #miniaturepainting #wargaming #minipainting #wargames #corvusbelli #warcrow
Batch of painted Mounthaven troops from Warcrow
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Ed Teffeau @watchmanblue.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Finally opened the bottle of Drambuie I ‘won’ from @drkayak.bsky.social a decade ago. The experience was…unique? Starts off way too sweet, transitions to black licorice, and then finishes with not great scotch. Would not recommend, but need recommendations for what to do with the rest of the bottle.
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Ed Teffeau @watchmanblue.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Stompy Mechs. #battletech
Four mechs in a white scheme with red accents. Shown are a Clint, Rifleman, Catapult, and Locust.Four mechs in a white scheme with red accents. Shown are a Cicada, Battlemaster, Warhammer, and Griffin
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Ed Teffeau @watchmanblue.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Husks from Warcrow Adventures by Corvus Belli. Quick and dirty and done.
Six husk miniatures painted
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Ed Teffeau @watchmanblue.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Local game store closed today. 🥺 So many nights playing there, so much money spent.
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Ed Teffeau @watchmanblue.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Declaring this battle ready for the Battle to End Alzheimer’s. Is there more work that could be done? Yea. Will I get to it? Maybe some small things. #warhammer40k #orks
2000 points of Orks! 

Beastboss on Squigosaur (150pts): Headwoppa’s Killchoppa, Beastchoppa, Slugga, Squigosaur’s jaws
Big Mek in Mega Armour (115pts): Warlord, Follow Me Ladz, Kustom shoota, Power klaw, Grot oiler, Kustom force field
Warboss (90pts): Supa-Cybork Body, Kombi-weapon, Twin slugga, Attack squig, Power klaw
Warboss (75pts): Kombi-weapon, Twin slugga, Attack squig, Big choppa

10x Beast Snagga Boyz (95pts)
10x Beast Snagga Boyz (95pts)
10x Boyz (80pts)
10x Boyz (80pts)

11x Gretchin (40pts)
11x Gretchin (40pts)
10x Kommandos (120pts)
5x Meganobz (175pts)
5x Stormboyz (65pts)
5x Stormboyz (65pts)
4x Squighog Boyz (160pts)
Battlewagon (160pts): ’Ard Case, 4x Big shoota, Grabbin' klaw, Lobba, Wreckin' ball, Kannon, Deff rolla
Gorkanaut (265pts): Deffstorm mega-shoota, Klaw of Gork, 2x Rokkit launcha, Skorcha, 2x Twin big shoota
Trukk (65pts): Big shoota, Spiked wheel, Wreckin' ball
Trukk (65pts): Big shoota, Spiked wheel, Wreckin' ball
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Ed Teffeau @watchmanblue.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Progress getting things to battle ready on my list for an April event. It’s a lot, but yeah, getting there. #warhammer40k #orks
2000 point Ork army in progress of getting painted.
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Ed Teffeau @watchmanblue.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
One of the most common responses to folks learning my son plays field hockey is “oh yeah, men’s field hockey was in the last olympics wasn’t it?” because the United States almost universally considers it a women’s only sport and doesn’t realize the rest of the world doesn’t at all.
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Ed Teffeau @watchmanblue.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Thanks to @gavthorpe.bsky.social I can no longer face Imperial opponents without giggling about their holy pigeon.
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Ed Teffeau @watchmanblue.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Ork progress for event in April. I expect my brain to melt mid March and just toggle back to my Votann. #warhammer40k #orks
Three trays of in progress Ork miniatures
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Ed Teffeau @watchmanblue.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Bonus of having a few procedures and hospital stays is I got these kicking hospital socks to lounge around in while sick! I am concerned it may have been a veterinary hospital just a bit though.
Socks with paw prints on the bottom
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Ed Teffeau @watchmanblue.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Time to start painting that army! (kid immediately gets me sick)
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Ed Teffeau @watchmanblue.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Builduary was a success! Cleaned off my unassembled shelf of 54 Infinity minis, a blood bowl team, the Ghost crew for Shatterpoint, 15 various Warhammer Infantry, a trukk, a Land Raider, and Trugg the troggoth king. Now to finish painting this lot for an event mid April! #warhammer40k #infinity
2000 point Ork army in progress including 80 infantry, four vehicles, and a batch of squig riders
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Ed Teffeau @watchmanblue.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Still trying to get through all my unassembled kits in January. Getting closer, but this week assembling 54 Infinity models was brutal.
A collection of JSA and Aleph models for InfinityA batch of O12 models for Infinity
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Ed Teffeau @watchmanblue.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Gaslands shenanigans! My performance car nabbed the win in the end. Good times! #gaslands
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Ed Teffeau @watchmanblue.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Over the break I got gifted another Ork trukk and my father in law was looking it over and asked “How long does that take to build?” and I guesstimated about two hours. And then…for science!!! #warhammer40k #orks
Built Ork Trukk in reasonable paintable subassemblies Stop watch showing 1:52:12.56
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Ed Teffeau @watchmanblue.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Been trying to get through my unassembled kits for January and the first week was fruitful. Also, I haven’t found an elf I don’t hate building with my giant hands.
Various assembled miniatures
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Ed Teffeau @watchmanblue.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
For some reason my entire discover feed is sports now despite all my likes and follows not being sports. Very weird…
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Ed Teffeau @watchmanblue.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Miniatures holding a gun with both hands in front of them without well defined shoulder connection points are a crime against nature.
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Ed Teffeau @watchmanblue.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Let the kid choose which combat patrol I got to play against his Necrons and he chose my Votann and I got a stark reminder how underpowered that combat patrol is. #warhammer40k
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Ed Teffeau @watchmanblue.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Da waaaagh rolled up on some guard tanks and did Ork things. Fun times had by all! Hilariously the best snagga boyz in melee with the tanks survived a stupidly long time. So much paint needed… #warhammer40k #orks
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Ed Teffeau @watchmanblue.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Why yes, the sky is blue. So many great shades of blue…
Picture of the sky with a large gradient of blue shades
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Ed Teffeau @watchmanblue.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Shelf of shame is getting ridiculous…
Shelf full of boxes of unassembled miniatures
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Ed Teffeau @watchmanblue.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Xmas sandwich! Ork bread with a thin slice of Dwarf and a side of Mech
Pile of mini boxes including an Ork Beast boss, big Mek, deffkoptas, trukk, hernkyn yaegirs, and an eridani light horse hunter lance.
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Ed Teffeau @watchmanblue.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
WIP Wednesday… got to figure out what pattern I want in the end zones and then moss…so much moss… #BloodBowl #Dwarves
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Ed Teffeau @watchmanblue.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
It has arrived! #warcrow #warcrowadventures
Warcrow Adventures full setWarcrow Adventures neoprene mat
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Ed Teffeau @watchmanblue.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
It’s that time of year again. Amidst a steady stream of metal I tend to listen to other random things on repeat…a lot…
Spotify wrapped synopsis
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Ed Teffeau @watchmanblue.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Been on the shelf a while but finally getting back to this project. There’ll be a dice tray between the two bench areas and a scoreboard down at the other end with marks for score, rerolls, and turn. I fully expect it to be done around 2028. 😜 #BloodBowl
Work in progress Blood Bowl field
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Ed Teffeau @watchmanblue.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
When your choice for RB2 scores 0.3 points and all your benched RB’s score double digits…
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Ed Teffeau @watchmanblue.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Prime Day has a different meaning in this house
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Ed Teffeau @watchmanblue.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
The key to happiness: Find something you’re passionate about and go all in. Even if it’s stikkbombs.
Storm boy Ork loaded with stikk bombs
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Ed Teffeau @watchmanblue.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
When you forget to remove your level test print before starting your actual print.
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Ed Teffeau @watchmanblue.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Little symbol telling me to ‘make sure to paint in here’ before the next page completely seals off that entire interior. So no manual, I will not be painting that.
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Ed Teffeau @watchmanblue.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I would always get annoyed by people posting screenshots from Truth Social over on Twitter and now I get annoyed at people posting screenshots from Twitter on here. ‘Look at this cesspool!’ isn’t compelling. Art and minis are.
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Ed Teffeau @watchmanblue.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
It’s not going to be painted in time and I have to build a vehicle still, but it will be hilarious!
2000 points of Ork shenanigans
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Ed Teffeau @watchmanblue.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Post you from a different era
Silly college kid playing guitar
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Ed Teffeau @watchmanblue.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Throw back Thursday with some Malifaux. I think I have played once since finishing them two years ago…
Malifaux Kaeris Wildfire crew
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Ed Teffeau @watchmanblue.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Four games I’ve worked on:
Multiplayer BattleTech 3025Dark Age of CamelotWarhammer OnlineElder Scrolls Online
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Ed Teffeau @watchmanblue.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
You would think by this point I’d be over my dislike of building metal models, but nope, still hate it.
Assembly of Infinity models
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Ed Teffeau @watchmanblue.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
The shelf of shame! The problem with playing new games is that the other games I love don’t get the time they need. Maybe over the turkey day holiday I’ll put a dent in this…but more likely just add to it.
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Ed Teffeau @watchmanblue.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Vroom vroom… I need to get a resin printer one of these days for better pew pew, but it’s magnetized anyway!
Disassembled hot wheels carPainted hot wheels car for Gaslands
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Ed Teffeau @watchmanblue.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
I’m fairly certain this is not the correct orientation to be in when crossing the finish line.
Car wrecked as it crossed the final gate in Gaslands
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Ed Teffeau @watchmanblue.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
I am 50. I’ve played guitar for 35 years. Played miniature games for 32. Been married for 27. Made video games for 25. Been a father for 10. They all bring me joy more often than not. I’m not an expert at any of them. Also, beard.
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Ed Teffeau @watchmanblue.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Eventually I’ll convince my kid that hard work and practice are how you become proficient at something and it doesn’t just happen.
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Ed Teffeau @watchmanblue.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
I rearranged the apps on my phone so now instinctively click here instead of that other place since a good number of folks I follow have made the jump. Hopefully I can cultivate my same three digit following of bots and achieve all my influencer goals!
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