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Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives @darrencullen.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Not every day you meet the iconic comedian behind the world's most famous joke
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Jeff Weiss @passionweiss.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
What form of sociopathy required them to need a court order to stop doing this?
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Congratulations to the Babylon Bee for accidentally writing something funny! This article was published a week ago.
"There Is No Epstein Client List," Say Epstein's Clients
Jul 8, 2025WORLD — Concerned citizens of nations around the world breathed a collective sigh of relief this week, as the individuals who comprised Jeffrey Epstein's client list assured everyone that there was no Epstein client list.

After years of speculation about the names that could be present on the list of people who were involved in Epstein's alleged global human trafficking ring, the matter was finally settled by the people on the list issuing a joint statement denying the existence of the list.

"The list that our names are on does not exist," said a representative of the people named on the list. "While it has been claimed that the presence of our names on Jeffrey Epstein's list was evidence that we were potentially guilty of horrific crimes against innocent victims, we can assure everyone that there is no ‘client list,' regardless of the fact that our names are on it."

Though skeptics maintained that Epstein's client list most definitely existed and was being concealed by powerful elites to keep it secret, the powerful elites were adamant that it was not the case. "Don't be ridiculous," said one powerful elite. "As one of the people who is named on the Epstein client list, I can say with full confidence that there is no Epstein client list. Please stop asking about the release of the Epstein client list, thank you. Because it doesn't exist. And I would know, because my name is on it."
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 14/07/2025
girl who applies for the device driver programming position that the xbox graphics guy posted on linkedin but takes the "anything can be an xbox" motto so seriously that her application contains a mailed in hacked together smart toaster with peripherals that is running game pass
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
The obligation to help mitigate the effects of climate change are on all of us but rest much more heavily on the wealthy and corporations that have been poisoning the planet for decades than it does on you not wanting to sit in a 90 degree apartment and don’t let anyone gaslight you otherwise
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Climate Dad @climatedad.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Earth’s energy imbalance has more than DOUBLED in 20 years. So, just a gentle reminder that most of our politics & media is a distraction, because most of our politics & media is owned by the fossil-fueled corporations profiting from boiling us alive.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Meanwhile, over on X:
The official account for Elmo has been hacked
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Senate Democrats @dscc.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
WATCH: Senator Ossoff on the GOP’s attacks on PBS: “They're trying to cancel Big Bird. We are voting next week on their bill to defund Public Television.”
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
my (25M) anime race horse girls (13F, 16F, 12F, 18F, 18F) have unionized
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Nightmare Lamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
nobody is allowed to say "it puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose" anymore cuz that one serial killer ruined it
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 09/07/2025
this made me laugh so much
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
cnn editor: u got that story on ice? cnn reporter: sure did boss, real fuckin hypernormalized, just like u asked cnn editor: first of all, i love it
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Analysis: Meet the new national police force | CNN Politics
The agency of mask-wearing officers who aren’t afraid to smash windows, detain lawmakers, and pluck nonviolent undocumented immigrants off the street is about to become the best-funded federal police ...
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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
I’m petrified about today’s science news. Genetically modifying crabs to have cheetah genes? This could go sideways fast.
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Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I appreciate the optimism of this parking validation machine
Photo of the screen of a parking validation machine that says "please pay displayed amount: five dollars", and underneath that, "change is possible."
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Nightmare Lamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
they need to make a John Wick but for people who post online. it would makes thousands
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Looked to see if Pitbull made a good Fourth of July tweet and not really so I’m just gonna post his Thanksgiving one
Pitbull v @pitbull
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If the pilgrims would have killed a cat, we would all be eating pussy 4 Thanksgiving! Que ric00000000000 HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!
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onion person @junlper.beer · 04/07/2025
the guy that broke the new york times story about how zohran mamdani applied to college over a decade ago is genuinely stunned and sad no one gives a shit lol
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JW Mason @jwmason.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
My local coffee shop is not playing around.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/06/2025
me: i would like to purchase your product. in exchange i would like to be able to read it on the device i already own ebook retailers: first of all, fuck you. second of all, go to hell
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 09/06/2025
1. In a major ruling, a federal court has ruled that Trump's executive orders banning funding to orgs that promote "gender ideology" is likely unconstitutional. This will help protect or restore funding for LGBT centers who are plaintiffs. Subscribe to support our journalism. Order inside story.
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Federal Court Rules Trump "Gender Ideology" Funding Ban Likely Unconstitutional
The decision is limited to the plaintiffs, and could be used to further restore funding to transgender research and care.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
guys will be like "these people are ruining america" and it'll be a picture of the coolest guys ever
A Charlie Kirk tweet that says "Deport!" with a picture of seven awesome dudes aura farming in front flaming waymos, brandishing a Mexican flag, in front of the big Dale's Donuts sign.
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Burien NonDriver @washingtonrenter.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Fuck ICE. This shit in LA is coming for all of us and if you’re not standing against it you’re allowing it.
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DC Council @councilofdc.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Seven years ago today, we lost Anthony Bourdain. His quote below on Washington vs. the District, from the conclusion of his 2009 "No Reservations" show about DC, resonates now more than ever. RIP
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Nicholas Slayton @nslayton.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
There are concerts and plays happening. Pride parties. People who live in DTLA (80k+) and people out at bars and restaurants in Downtown L.A.
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Unofficial CTV News Mirror @ctvnews-mirror.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Poilievre says no consensus needed to approve major projects, like pipelines
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Poilievre says no consensus needed to approve major projects, like pipelines
Conservative Leader Pierre Poilievre says the approval and construction of major projects, such as a new pipeline, should be able to move ahead without consensus from stakeholders and premiers.
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Laura Chapin @laurachapin.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
At no point in world history has the side with the secret police been the good guys.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 09/06/2025
this is genuinely insane. we’re going to need to jail people involved with this administration
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JΛKΣ✌️ @mothmanshadow.com · 09/06/2025
LAPD out there like
The popo pepper sprayed a sin bather in a a Georges Seurat painting
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 01/06/2025
Remembering Chevalière d'Éon for Pride. A transgender woman in the 1700s who was also a spy and who turned double agent, extorted an entire monarchy to get her gender marker changed, and lived her life as a woman in a time when such was thought impossible. We have always been here.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 07/05/2025
BREAKING: a new the onion website design has been chosen
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Polling USA @usapolling.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Harris may be at 31% on average now, but she was routinely polling above 40% after the election AOC, on the other hand, has been rising in recent months and is very likely to be a major voice in the party
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
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Electronic Frontier Foundation @eff.org · 06/05/2025
The EU’s proposed Mini-ID Wallet could change how millions verify their age online-but who gets left out? Marginalized groups risk losing access to crucial services. Privacy and inclusion must be at the center of digital ID debates.
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Age Verification in the European Union: The Commission's Age Verification App
This is the second part of a three-part series about age verification in the European Union. In this blog post, we take a deep dive into the age verification app solicited by the European Commission, ...
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Jim Musil Painter @jimmusilpainter.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
My painting BLUEBONNETS
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Mel Stone @melstone.xyz · 07/05/2025
gender reveal, the baby is goth
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
The conclave is now longer than Conclave
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 07/05/2025
NEW: The rate of sepsis in Houston surged 63% after Texas banned abortion. In the Dallas-Fort Worth area, where hospital leaders empowered doctors to intervene before patients’ conditions worsened, it rose just 29%.
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Under Texas’ Abortion Ban, Where a Woman Lives Can Determine Her Risk of Developing Sepsis
While the rates of dangerous infections spiked across the state after it banned abortion in 2021, women in Houston fared far worse than those in Dallas, according to ProPublica’s first-of-its-kind ana...
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Codify Baseball @codifybaseball.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
OH NO OFF THE GLOVE AND OFF THE DOME
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
trying to imagine the reaction to two planes falling off an aircraft carrier with kamala harris as president
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
This would be a very good time to have knowledgeable and experienced national security leaders.
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 07/05/2025
pretty fucked up they made a three-year-old post on linkedin
Elmo from Sesame Street says:

Hi LinkedIn, 

Unfortunately Elmo was recently laid off because of the federal budget cuts. Elmo worked at Sesame Street for 45 years. Elmo is sad. Elmo loved his time at Sesame Street. 

Elmo is going to miss his friends Big Bird, Cookie Monster, Ernie, Bert, Abby, Grover, Count and so many more. They made Elmo’s day so much better.

Elmo is looking for his next opportunity. Elmo is good at so many things. Like hugs. Elmo LOVES giving hugs. Elmo can also recognize the letter E, spell his name, feel empathy, sing “Elmo’s Song” and ask how you are doing. Elmo is open to full-time or freelance roles. 

If you hear of any opportunities, or want a hug, let’s connect. And if you want to help Elmo and his friends, please urge your local congress person to save Public Media. 

While Elmo is sad, Elmo is excited for what’s next. 

And one more thing: Elmo loves you.
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mysillycomics @mysillycomics.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
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Carolina A. Miranda @cmonstah.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Conclave Tok is alive and kicking.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
100 men vs. 1 gorilla? How about the working class against the oligarchy? The upward redistribution of wealth over the past 50 years has shifted $80 trillion from the bottom 90% of Americans to the top 1%. This is the real fight we need to be talking about.
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Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Piers Morgan is a POS but man is this interview wild - based on the way her tone changes I don't think she realized the implications of what she said until after she said it. If you look closely you can see her realize she is absolutely cooked in real time.
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Chicago Tribune @chicagotribune.com · 06/05/2025
Gov. JB Pritzker will join the Democratic governors of New York and Minnesota next month in testifying before a congressional committee about their states’ policies on cooperating with federal immigration authorities.
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Gov. JB Pritzker to testify before Congress on Illinois’ ‘sanctuary’ immigration policies
Gov. JB Pritzker along with governors from New York and Minnesota will testify on their state’s immigration policies before a House committee next month.
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