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Cockonball @cockonball.coys.social · 14h

Every club should do the Poznan celebration (turn their backs to the pitch) while City play until they are expelled. Bonus would also mean not having to watch Spurs.

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Daily Cannon @dailycannon.com · 8h

'Pep has spent his entire career standing next to scandal'

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 9h

I'm kinda fully over that "the British conquered the world for spices and don't use any of them" joke because for one, you cannot recycle material for 5 straight generations and get a laugh worth a damn but also because in order to make it you have to agree with Tommy Robinson about who is British

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Ben McKenna @benmckenna.bsky.social · 10h

Over nine years later btw

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Primordial Platypus @perfectclarity.bsky.social · 19h

You think the descriptions can't get any better and then they do

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j4 @jaffa.bsky.social · 11h

"[AI] has solved infinite personalised music" #sixwordhorrorstories

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Poorly Drawn Arsenal @poorlydrawnarsenal.com · 10h

Absentmindedly went to go text my dog that it was her breakfast time.

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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 10h

It wasn't just the funding cuts either, at the same time David Cameron decided to switch more services from central to local government, telling them they had to do more with less

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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 10h

Why is this ruinous and uncorrected tory austerity rarely discussed?

During the 2010s, councils' overall core funding per person fell by 26% in real terms, on average, with higher council tax revenues only partially offsetting a 46% fall in funding from central government. But these cuts affected areas differently: in the most deprived tenth of councils, funding per person fell by 35%, compared with 15% in the least deprived areas. Councils in the North and London were also relatively harder hit.

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Haris @afcmhr.bsky.social · 11h

This one gave me a chuckle. 😭 [🎥 - TikTok/@ejdfitness]

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Dr Headgear @drheadgear.bsky.social · 11h

Straight in at number one this week: Sham '09 - We're Going Down The Pyramid 🎶Hurry up Haaland come on!🎶

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THE NERVE @thenerve.news · 11h

“That, to me, was an implicit threat. It feels very Palantir. Very Big Brother”: MP @labourlewis.bsky.social reveals Tom Watson has warned him over criticising Palantir By @carolecadwalla.bsky.social www.thenerve.news/p/clive-lewi...

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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Maybe it was always Yaya Toure's ambition to win the Champions League then trade Barcelona for a club in east Manchester who'd won f'all in 35 years

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Dr Headgear @drheadgear.bsky.social · 22h

Feminize a band name: Stevie Wonderbra

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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026

Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...

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Adam in San Antonio @awardedlime.bsky.social · 23h

Step 1: Man City relegated out of the football league and Abu Dhabi is forced to sell Step 2: Noel and Liam Gallagher buy the club for pennies Step 3: we get the greatest reality TV show of all time as those fuckers fight while trying to climb up the pyramid.

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Sir Michael @sirmichael.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Here are my suggestions for how to punish Manchester City

Possible Punishments for Manchester City

1. The Goat Punishment
The Manchester City goalkeeper must hold a baby goat in his hands for the next 100 matches. If he drops or discards the goat, or attempts to place the goat in a backpack that he then wears, the opposing team will be awarded a penalty and the goalkeeper will have to hold an adult goat.

2. The Giant Boot Punishment
All of the football boots of the Manchester City players are replaced with boots that are four sizes too big for their feet. If any player attempts to remove his giant boots and play in his socks, the whole team will have to put on new boots that are five sizes too big for their feet.

3. The Puzzle Punishment
Before a Manchester City player is allowed to take a shot towards the opposition's goal, that player must solve a puzzle. It could be a crossword puzzle, a jigsaw, that day's Wordle or even an unsolved murder case. They won't know beforehand. Until they have completed the puzzle, they are prohibited from shooting.

4. The Nickelback Punishment
A Nickelback album is played on the PA system throughout every Manchester City match. “But won't this be annoying to the opposition too?” you ask. No because they'll be allowed to wear noise-cancelling headphones to block out the terrible noise.

5. The Large Coat Punishment
For every match, all Manchester City players must wear a large coat. “That doesn't sound so bad,” I hear you say. Well, that's because you're not imagining a large enough coat. It would be huge. Like a very, very long wedding dress (and they're not allowed to hire bridesmaids to help hold it up). I really can't adequately describe how large this coat would be but just take my word for it – it's a really big coat.

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Daily Cannon @dailycannon.com · 29/09/2026

'Pep has spent his entire career standing next to scandal'

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Laurie Laker @laurielaker.bsky.social · 23h

Wenger was not blameless in his latter years, not remotely. That said, I will never, ever forgive Sky, the Premier League or the fraud clubs for the poisoned framing that they gave to Wenger and his, frankly, incredibly achievements — in spite of the scandalous nonsense taking place elsewhere.

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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A cash-strapped rural police force struggles to deal with Red Diesel gangs. Until its chief inspector realises can get the Met Police to deal with the problem... ...if he pretends they're Iranian. A new six part comedy starring Toby Jones.

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Daley AF(C) @daleyafc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Their summer did look a bit “make the most of it lads, it’s our last one for a while.”

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Queen Gooner @sofire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Arsenal knew...

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Philippe Auclair @philippeauclair.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Reading the independent report into Man City's financial "arrangements" now, stopping after every paragraph, saying "Jesus"..."JESUS!"..."Holy fuck!" and again. This is beyond anything anyone imagined. Also started to wonder whether criminal proceedings are in the picture now.

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the Inner Ring blog @inrng.com · 29/09/2026

Tuesday is when UCI updates its rankings. Chart attached shows Top-30 men's teams. 🟦 = WorldTeam, 🟥=ProTeam. Below line is 19th place and theoretical relegation at the end of 2026-2028 cycle, long way to go but you can see Picnic-PostNL's troubles. Several teams clustered around 9-10k points.

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Richard Littler @richardlittler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Ok, let's try it the old way...

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Philarsopher @philarsopher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Enough about Man City being well run. From the moment the takeover happened, they relentlessly acted against the rules to gain advantages. It was always going to be found out. Individuals could ride the storm and profit from it temporarily, just so long as the club had the veneer of a well-run club.

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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 28/09/2026

Completely and utterly out of his depth, which is pretty standard tbf so good job Chris 👍

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Saul Staniforth @saulstaniforth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Lord Walney: "The idea of calling this a genocide is repugnant.. the way that Ireland made a fuss about this [football match] is reprehensible" How does genocide happen? Because of people like Lord Walney. There is no genocide without genocide denial

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The Bear @bearlypolitics.co.uk · 28/09/2026

Well, well, well - if it isn’t the consequences of our own actions. It would appear that migrants are not, in fact, the fiscal drain we’ve been told they are by years if we go by the £4bn to £6.5bn shortfall that’s been caused by the precipitous drop in numbers under this government. Funny that.

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Dr Headgear @drheadgear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Mads coming back to get 6th was absolute grinta

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Mark On A Bike @mtonabike.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Well these are eye catching from Better Streets for Liverpool

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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Probably the greatest parallel parking you’ll ever see. #WorldBollardAssociation

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Dr Headgear @drheadgear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I think all my kids caught this when they were growing up. There doesn't seem to be a cure, other than dismantling capitalism and saving the planet

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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 27/09/2026

The Internet, Social Media and AI are facilitating the churning out of obscene atrocity denial propaganda to deterritorialised global audiences in a way that feels unlike any prior epoch, and I feels like nobody in power is even willing to confront that because they expect to exploit it themselves.

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Ireland against Fascism @irlagainstfascism.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

She's not wrong! And she's not even old enough to remember the last bad times of the loyalists acting the bollix. (video credit @fightingfitwithgemma on TikTok)

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Ben McKenna @benmckenna.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

“How about ‘Change’?” “No, we tried that with Starmer and people thought it meant we were going to change stuff. We need something less promisey. Let’s just go with hope again.” “Sure thing boss!”

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Omaha @omahaill.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

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Dr. Aaron Thierry @thierryaaron.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

"I can't check out your oranges Mrs, now won't you bring them back For they come from South Africa, where White oppresses Black I'd have it on my conscience and I couldn't sleep at Night If I helped support the system that denies Black People's rights" 🎵

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Christy Moore - Dunnes Stores

YouTube video by dprkspacemarine

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Saul Staniforth @saulstaniforth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

One from the archives In 1984 Dunnes shop worker Mary Manning refused to handle South African goods & was backed by her shop steward, Karen Gearon. Both were suspended. 9 colleagues came out in support. The strike lasted 3yrs & forced the Irish govt to ban the import of all SA goods. All heroes

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Karl-on-Sea @karlonsea.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This is a feature, not a bug.

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Domestique @domestiquecycling.com · 27/09/2026

🇩🇰 Mads Pedersen's unusual plan for the Worlds road race 🗣️ "I have to use my head, ride defensively and ride a relatively anonymous bike race." 📰 domestiquecycling.com/en/news/i-ha... 📸 Cor Vos

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Dr. S.A. Applin @anthropunk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

🎶 96 bags of poop on the Moon; 96 bags of poop. You bring one back, stuffed in a sack....95 bags of poop on the Moon...🎶 Everybody!!!

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Phil Sturgeon 🌳🚵⚓️ @philsturgeon.com · 26/09/2026

When I post something like this it warms my heart that you folks dig deep and throw us £150 right off the bat but there is still a £14,850 hole that needs to be filled and that means a few more of you legends need to get involved.

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Laurie Laker @laurielaker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

As good as it gets. Bury them as deep as possible, "deep within the rock in a tomb so dark it would never come to light." @tomoc.bsky.social Obliterate them redstory.substack.com/p/obliterate...

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Obliterate them

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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This artwork was created over the past year by a local Birmingham artist collective who wanted to bring unty from discord by repurposing the divisive Nationalist flags into a massive Brummie Reunion Jack. Suffice it to say, the inspiration for Goldship's magnificent work has not taken it well.

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