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Adam in San Antonio

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My name is Adam, I live in San Antonio. I enjoy my family, my sports teams and my backyard.

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Adam in San Antonio @awardedlime.bsky.social · 17h
R’s when asked their opinion of Paxton
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Big Trouble If I Speak - José Mourinho
ALT: Big Trouble If I Speak - José Mourinho
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Adam in San Antonio @awardedlime.bsky.social · 19h
I am astounded that Ted the talking bear has had the astonishing legs that it has. The lengths people go in order to avoid unknown characters.
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Adam in San Antonio @awardedlime.bsky.social · 21h
If you’ve never read EPICAC by Kurt Vonnegut, you should. It’s got an AI computer that realizes it’s an incel and kills itself. We should only be so lucky.
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Adam in San Antonio @awardedlime.bsky.social · 22h
It’s Freddie Prinze’s Land Rover from She’s All That!
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Adam in San Antonio @awardedlime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The best headline I’ve read in months.
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Cold front to send intense rainfall to South Texas. Here’s when.
After a period of mostly dry weather in South Texas since July, a drastic change is expected later this week as a cold front arrives.
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Adam in San Antonio @awardedlime.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Step 1: Man City relegated out of the football league and Abu Dhabi is forced to sell Step 2: Noel and Liam Gallagher buy the club for pennies Step 3: we get the greatest reality TV show of all time as those fuckers fight while trying to climb up the pyramid.
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Adam in San Antonio @awardedlime.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This makes me think that Brie Larson is going to show up at all the data centers and destroy the supreme intelligence for all of their crimes. Also, the Marvels was a fun movie and those haters can pound sand.
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Adam in San Antonio @awardedlime.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s Madeline Kahn’s birthday. Gone WAY too soon. You should go watch Clue, Paper Moon, or any of her brilliant Mel Brooks collaborations. Personally, I’ll be watching Young Frankenstein, as it is the greatest movie ever made.
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Madeline Kahn as the Bride of Frankenstein
ALT: Madeline Kahn as the Bride of Frankenstein
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Adam in San Antonio @awardedlime.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Fuck Russia” levels are off the charts here.
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Adam in San Antonio @awardedlime.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The greatest double album of all time just got 4 more songs. Stevie is a national treasure.
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Adam in San Antonio @awardedlime.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A’ja Wilson reminding Indy where the WNBA discussions should be. What a baller.
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Adam in San Antonio @awardedlime.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
As a tall white guy, I must admit that the imposter syndrome that overwhelmed me when I met my wife was intense as hell. Definitely out of my league, nobody show this to her.
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Adam in San Antonio @awardedlime.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If Liverpool need a Texas licensed attorney with civil lit experience, they should know I work really cheap and can be available before the end of the international break.
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Adam in San Antonio @awardedlime.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I love me some civil damages calculations.
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Adam in San Antonio @awardedlime.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When Manchester City show up at Anfield after the break, what will their reception be like? Will the Kop have a new song for them? Will they sing “sold off in January” to Haaland every time he gets the ball? So excited to find out.
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Adam in San Antonio @awardedlime.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s going to be absolute bedlam at Anfield coming out of the international break. I’d give anything to be there.
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Adam in San Antonio @awardedlime.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Best international break in living memory.
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Adam in San Antonio @awardedlime.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If she had an onlyfans as a dom, I would be 0% surprised.
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Adam in San Antonio @awardedlime.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’ve never wanted to see a movie less.
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Adam in San Antonio @awardedlime.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s a tie.
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Gonzo and Rowlf on The Muppet Show
ALT: Gonzo and Rowlf on The Muppet Show
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Adam in San Antonio @awardedlime.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Where are all the “guns don’t kill people” people?
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Adam in San Antonio @awardedlime.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Some are meant for the shadows, while others live in the light.
A dark cat sleeps in a car bed in the shadow. A second cat with white fur sits in the sunlight.
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Adam in San Antonio @awardedlime.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Some real @sickosfc.bsky.social stuff happened in the Austria v Israel game.
Score sheet notations of Sayed Abu Farkhi getting kicked out for excessive celebrations
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Adam in San Antonio @awardedlime.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Coach Pop!!!
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Gregg Popovich Marries Former Assistant Coach Mike Budenholzer's Ex-Wife
NBA legend Gregg Popovich definitely knows ball, but does he know bro code? The former San Antonio Spurs head coach is remarried ... to his assistant coach's ex ... TMZ has learned.
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Adam in San Antonio @awardedlime.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Make Restaurants Shaped Like the Food They Serve Great Again
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Adam in San Antonio @awardedlime.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Queue up the old chestnut from the Liverpool FC community: “We’re Scouse, not English”
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Adam in San Antonio @awardedlime.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
R’s - what lengths will you go to in order to deny climate change?
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Adam in San Antonio @awardedlime.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Either regime really.
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Adam in San Antonio @awardedlime.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Exactly the type of thing that happens when you make a deal with a con man. Suckers gonna suck.
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Adam in San Antonio @awardedlime.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
about to go see if I can get some dove to fly off in slow motion, after all it's John Woo's 80th birthday.
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Adam in San Antonio @awardedlime.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Might have to buy myself an A Team van
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Adam in San Antonio @awardedlime.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you love movies, invest in physical media. Please & thank you.
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Adam in San Antonio @awardedlime.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Big night in our house. It appears Sam the dog has officially learned that you do not have to pick up the toad when you find them in the garden. (Photos for reference, not from tonight.)
Photo of Sam the dog (for reference)Backyard toad hiding from Sam
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Adam in San Antonio @awardedlime.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Around the same time we stopped getting saxophone solos. Not a coincidence.
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Adam in San Antonio @awardedlime.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Whoop(s)
Graphic displaying the final score of the college football game played between Texas A&M and Kentucky. Kentucky won 31-21.
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Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it is actually called "mustard gas" after its inventor, Colonel Mustard
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Adam in San Antonio @awardedlime.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
As a parent that sat through Sonic3, how in the hell is that movie rated that highly? What the fuck?
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Adam in San Antonio @awardedlime.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This will make a great headline in 100 years or so…”mysterious green orb found in Vatican vaults”
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Adam in San Antonio @awardedlime.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I love Klopp so much
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Adam in San Antonio @awardedlime.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It’s almost like Biden was getting inflation under control but nobody in the media was willing to contradict Trump’s claims to the contrary.
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Adam in San Antonio @awardedlime.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Klopp and Greg Popovich are my two most favorite sports figures and it’s not particularly close.
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Adam in San Antonio @awardedlime.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
He’s getting the Jimmy Carter 😬
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Adam in San Antonio @awardedlime.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Parent: never mind that my counselors Chad and Kathy got stabbed back in ‘89. They were having sex and deserved it. Child: what? Parent: we had so much fun. It was the best summer of my childhood once we got assigned new counselors.
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Adam in San Antonio @awardedlime.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's astounding that so many people refuse to admit that politics are an integral piece of our society and that pretending you can be neutral is inherently political in and of its self.
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Adam in San Antonio @awardedlime.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It really is amazing that brand could have such obnoxious advertising, spanning multiple campaigns, and many years that the advertising makes me truly detest the company. Liberty Mutual is the most annoying company in America, I'd rather listen to the Kars4Kids jingle that watch those commercials.
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Adam in San Antonio @awardedlime.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It’s also worth noting that the Blues Brothers will no longer be touring with Ed Sheeran
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Blues Brothers Iconic Energetic Dance Performance
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Adam in San Antonio @awardedlime.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You can learn a lot about someone by watching Lord of the Rings with them, and then asking if they’re more into Arwen or Galadriel
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Adam in San Antonio @awardedlime.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If you’re wondering why the Railroad Commissioner is the most corrupt office in Texas, it’s because the RR Com manages the oil industry in Texas.
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Adam in San Antonio @awardedlime.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It's a shame Richarlison isn't here for this bullshit-ass ending to a match.
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Adam in San Antonio @awardedlime.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I need all of the teams in the NBA to give little plaques to all the Olympic Gold Medalists as they come through town following 2028. Such a quaint little thing.
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