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Andrew Grizzle

@drewgriz.bsky.social
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Houstonian, native/edible gardener, energy nerd, sourdough baker, city/transportation enthusiast, (long-suffering) Miami Hurricanes and (spoiled rotten) Astros fan, dad

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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a fictional chart from 1995 to 2025 showing "guys who like sports" becoming more left-wing coded and "guys who says sportsball is the opiate of the masses" becoming more right-wing coded
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 27/09/2026
I can’t believe we used to have airlines specifically for trans and pan americans. this country has really regressed on queer rights.
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Andrew Grizzle @drewgriz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hang on, is Zohran sneakily going stache-only?
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Andrew Grizzle @drewgriz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Saw a toddler-sized cybertruck in a neighbor's garage and my first thought was man that's bleak but then I realized no, *this* is the version of it that actually makes perfect sense. Should be way more popular than the real thing tbh
A collection of children's micromobility vehicles lined up neatly in a garage, including a couple kids' bikes, a power wheels cybertruck, and a similarly-styled mini ATV
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I don’t want to make art for the general public, who I hate. I want to make art for guys like me, who somehow I hate even more
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 20/09/2026
"My opponent wants to hire creeps to inspect your daughter's genitals if she wants to play soccer. I wouldn't trust him or any hired weirdo from his pedophile-protecting party alone in a room with any kid." Go on the offensive, you cowards! It's not that hard!
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
for those upset that they couldn't get into UT, quit whining about immigrants and do what I had to do: Go to Texas A&M instead
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Andrew Grizzle @drewgriz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Our 4yo boy loves dancing and keeping that alive is like one of my top 10 goals as a parent. Partly because it's a tangible embodiment of so many other goals. Every time he invents some crazy new dance in the car and asks "do you like my moves??" the answer is always always yes.
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gem (real name) 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce
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Andrew Grizzle @drewgriz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Not to belabor this metaphor, but when I first saw the headline of Talaricos trans comments, I thought it was a turnover on a needless throw, but after watching the whole video I think it's more like eating the ball and taking a sack on a broken play. Not great, but could have been much worse.
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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Question: Anybody out there a lawyer who can review a video draft in the next 3 days to confirm we're clear on libel/defamation? (I've got a guy who normally does it! But his availability vs my production timeline aren't matching up this week.)
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George Dubya @itisgeorge.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I support a Manhattan Project-type push because we're gonna need large scale CO2 removal. But imagine the allies deciding in 1940 that they didn't need to fight the Nazis with tanks/troops/etc. because any day now the Manhattan Project would develop an atomic bomb and they could just fight with that
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D. Allan Drummond @dadrummond.art · 04/09/2026
Night eyes 😎 Finally got proper pictures of this amazing phenomenon! Mantises change their eye color (and light sensitivity) at night by transporting pigments from the surface of each compound eye unit toward the deeper eye region. Same female Tenodera sinensis, two different times. #bugsky
A female Tenodera sinensis mantis with dark black eyes against a light background, seen from very close up.A female Tenodera sinensis mantis with green/brown eyes against a light background, seen from very close up to show the details of her face. The pseudopupil is clearly visible on her left eye, facing the camera.
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Andrew Grizzle @drewgriz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
New theory: the Talarico campaign is a wishbone triple-option offense, run with unremarkable athletes but incredible discipline, and so far it's working.
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Andrew Grizzle @drewgriz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I was in my mid-20s when a friend mentioned that the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry, and I attempted to *CORRECT* him: "don't you mean AW-ree?" and that's when I realized I had been reading that word wrong (and apparently not knowing how "uh-RYE" was spelled) for years.
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Andrew Grizzle @drewgriz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I always forget about the best part of the Magic School Bus series, the segment at the end where someone "calls in" and spends like 2 minutes pointing out all the plot holes and errors in the episode and a customer service rep explains the compromises they had to make for a half-hour of television.
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Andrew Grizzle @drewgriz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Yes please: a new, electric, domestic (almost!) kei truck. If they can hit that price and make it street legal for the US I think there would be a ton of demand to import these. Hell I might just go down and drive one back myself.
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Andrew Grizzle @drewgriz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This is exactly why I do subs for live-action, dubs for animation. Another argument in favor of subs for live-action is that (IME) the mismatch between sound and mouth movements is just as distracting as reading subtitles. Not a problem for animation.
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Andrew Grizzle @drewgriz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It's been another great season for HEB branded stone fruit. I think the Sugar Burst plumcots are the clubhouse leader so far in a competitive field, narrowly beating out the Fireglows. The branded melons, ,meanwhile, have not in my experience lived up to the (high) standard set last summer.
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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Scary Gorgon @scarygorgon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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A meme that has been sitting on my phone since 2022 apparently. Das Kapital and 9 to 5 represented by torches. 9 to 5 glowing significantly brighter and with far less pointless heft than DK.
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
we are slowly morphing the linguistics of american english to parallel smurf language
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Spiteful Matt @realmfresh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Person who has seen 100 movies: The best movie ever made is Citizen Kane Person who has seen 1000 movies: The best movie ever made is 8 1/2 Person who has seen 10,000 movies: The best movie ever made is Crank 2: High Voltage
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Andrew Grizzle @drewgriz.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Maybe my biggest parenting success yet: the 3.5yo specifically requested The Three Amigos to watch over dinner tonight.
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Andrew Grizzle @drewgriz.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I'm nearing the end of the audiobook of Lonesome Dove and one of my favorite parts is how well McMurtry writes dumb characters. Manages to quickly get to the root of their confusion and show how their conclusions are at least internally rational, even as the reader clearly sees they're wrong.
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Asher Elbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
What's interesting to me -- not about the article, which, being by David Frum, I see no reason to trouble myself with -- is that many of the Never-Trump civilians who came over have basically reconciled themselves to Democratic positions. It's the Never Trump pundits that demand the party change
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Right now Jerry Seinfeld is on a podcast somewhere wheezily whining "you could never make Seinfeld today! we'd be canceled!" all while It's Always Sunny, a show that was and is 10x "edgier" or "un-PC" or whatever you want to say, quietly enters its 21st year on television
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Above picture of the air dolphin with “THREE COFFEES NO LUNCH” on the image
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Dang they really got a category for everything
THR
The Hollywood Reporter *
@THR
Louis C.K. Wins Grammy for First Special Since Sexual Misconduct Allegations
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Happy Gilmore in an England jersey yells at the world cup:

"Why didn't you come home? are you too good for your home?"
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Corel Gallery Clipart @clipart.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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A ’92 Ford Ranger pickup truck. The red truck idles on the berm, a silver Eiffel Tower souvenir dangling from the keyring in the ignition. Benson and Stabler circle the truck, careful not to step in what looks like cherry pie smashed on the asphalt around the Ranger. Stabler finally kneels down and swipes a gloved finger into one pile of pie. He offers the tip of his finger to Benson. She tastes the red smudge on his latexed finger and nods approvingly. Cherry pie, she says. Stabler nods. Cherry pie, he agrees. They both stand up and look at the Ranger. The truck is empty. The cherry pie is not.
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Andrew Grizzle @drewgriz.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Listen I'm no AI defender but this seems like a non-story. The bacteria was found in wastewater, not the drinking water supply. By that logic I'm infecting the town water supply with deadly bacteria every time I flush the toilet.
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Andrew Grizzle @drewgriz.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Just now realizing with alarm that, between a vacation and being engrossed in the audiobook of Lonesome Dove, I'm like 3 weeks behind on all my pods
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Andrew Grizzle @drewgriz.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The use of soap opera and its limitations as setting and plot device is one of my favorite things about TOOTSIE (1982)
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Andrew Grizzle @drewgriz.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
As an Astros fan I think I have a bit of experience with the conflicted feeling Americans may have toward the USMNT right now, but this episode has a really unique angle of being this far out in the open before anything has really been won.
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Andrew Grizzle @drewgriz.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I don't think this was the intention of the post but this is the best argument in favor of PKs I've encountered. If 2 players are still tied after 18 additional holes, then yeah absolutely go stroke for stroke at the local go-kart/mini golf.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Americans when they hear Europeans don't have air conditioning
Matthew McConaughey in dazed and confused looking out the window of his car saying be a lot cooler if you did
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post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
despite Vanilla Ice’s clear desire to collaborate, he listened and stopped
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post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Mamdani hits his free throws and I appreciate that in a politician
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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 26/06/2026
Wokeland update: they are cooking on levels previously unheard of
IN THIS HOUSE, WE MAKE RAMEN WITH HOT DOG WATER DON'T LIKE RATS. DON'T EAT ORGAN MEATS DRINK BOURBON IN THE RAIN, GIN THE SUN DON'T GIVE TROPHLES FOR 4TH PLACE MISTRUST PEOPLE WITH SHINY SHOES LEAVE PRICE TAGS ON GIFTS
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Andrew Grizzle @drewgriz.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Why are all the American broadcasts spelling and pronouncing Turkey in Turkish but not referring to Germany as Deutschland?
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
it sounds like you're feeding Larry roommates
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Grant @grantnewkirk.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Countries with pyramids are currently undefeated in the World Cup
Egyptian PyramidsMexican Chichen ItzaMemphis Bass Pro Pyramid
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Asher Perlman @asherperlman.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Happy Father’s Day
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
One of the hardest things to accept is “my ideas are correct but unpopular” and it’s particularly tricky for leftists who romanticize “the people”
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
And spare me the "she doesn't owe him anything" bullshit. If she had won and Talarico played coy about supporting her in the general, her supporters would be absolutely furious and rightly so.
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Andrew Grizzle @drewgriz.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
"Sorry if I'm in and out guys, I'm taking this call from the stroller and the wifi has been pretty spotty"
A toddler with sparse red hair sitting in a stroller with a play workstation complete with fake laptop, mouse, roledex, coffee
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